Okay, So my nieghboor just moved, and left his cat at the appts when he left...

So after a few weeks, this cat looks horrible, Just fur and bones. My Gal said to keep it; and i blew $80 at walmart last night buying crap for the cat. Dont get me wrong, i love cats, but i love $80 too...

Anyway, he's been bathed and de-fleed, and all kinds of what-not, But my neighboor never named the cat; So i've got a cat with no name. 1yr old, and no name... My neighboor usualy called him Sh!t-Head, but my girl isn't hearing that so....

What do you guys think?

Help me name this fcuking cat.

Thanx.

Sh*thead is a good name. My friend once owned a cat named a$$hole and my GFs current cat is named Kitty Fcuker. I fail to see what Claudia's problem is with that name

LOL, i like kitty fcuker. He's got the most fluffy & long tail i've ever seen and i like how he looks me in the eyes and jumps on the last seat avalible in your living room, and smiles as if to say; "Hey B!tch, this is my house, sit on the floor."

Elmo.

link

I like the following

Ayla is a good name if its a girl
Rosco for a boy

hell-no Elmo~

Thanx anyways.

Link is my chacter. I refuse to share.

Also, good try.

Rosco?

I'm kinda diggin it...

What else do we have?

McLovin /Thread.

McLovin is a good one. I think that's a winner.

My dog died on Friday. So you could name it Jack, after my really dopey yellow Lab. He was a nice dog. Dumb as all hell, but just a genuinely good and likeable dog.

But McLovin is still a really good one.

yeah, there you go.

You seem hardcore.

Let's go with Bullet, or Axe.

call him,
neglected,
homeless,
loner,
or something that resembles his past
i had a cat named
felix, and another named ponciano
and the last one was called pu**(ss)y

or something else along those lines... Axe & bullet are some of my rubber ducky's names. (that bad ass one with the necklace and horns and sunglasses; i love collecting those damn duckys )




a good idea, but i don't wanna call him neglected or homeless, when that's why we're taking him in. Then he'd have a hypocritical name. And he'll get spanked for being a hypocrite. I wont stand for it. Only i can be hypocritical....

name him struggles. lol

ok, ok,,,,, let me think!

what color is it?

you might call him,,,,
optimus prime,
sonic,
or iron cat hahahah

lol, get another one and name him megatron

struggles?

I like that one

LOL



NO!! NO MORE CATS!!

I've got a fresh baby in the house, i really have no place keeping this cat; but i dont wanna just let it die...

*EDIT* Although it would be funny when they fought

i told you, good idea with megatron,
but since the cat had luck name him optimus
what does your girlfriend wants for his name?

she dont know, all she does know is that anything i like is wrong...

Women~

And the fact that she's latina just makes it worse

like pooring gasoline over an open flame...

i have a friend who named his cat pythagoras theorem.
i didnt follow his logic as to why, but w/e
lol @ megatron thats awesome!!!

you should of said that before!

if she is latina she will know this names
daddy yankee
chabelo

Okay, so we got an acceptable list going (i'll present to my gal and tell her to pick one.)

*Sh!t-Head

*Rosco

*Optimus Prime / MegaTron

*Whiskers <-(added by my shop's service tech)

I need a longer list guys.

BUMP

call him Antonio Banderas, Zorro for short. and yes the reference to Shrek 2 is obvious.
call him Fidel. (it means faithful, you know!)
call him Rocinante. (wiki that last one, you'll get it)

just don't call him late for dinner...hahahahahahahahahha

I was totally thinking about optimus prime....I should have said it

My recommendation is "Asskim"

That way, when someone says "Whats your cats name?"

You can say "Asskim".

hmmm...

what if ya call him..

JARWEENIE?

napkin

pistachio!

boochoog

pie

mr./mrs. bigglesworth (depends) <---my first choice

jabba-pussy

shadow

killer panda

lucky

rob job

biggie smalls

dizzee

My list grows in legnth. I'm going to print what i have today when i leave work, and tell my gal to pick something.

*Sh!t-Head

*Rosco

*Optimus Prime / MegaTron

*Whiskers <-(added by my shop's service tech)

*Asskim <-(LOL!!)

*Pistachio

*Mr. Bigglesworth

*Dizzee

*Spanky <-(Donated by my Cousin)

hobo

I still like Chow Mein
When he runs away scared you can call him Chicken Chow Mein.
When he releases foul odors you can call him Beef Chow Mein.
The possiilities are endless.

THAT ONE MAKES THE LIST!! LOL!!

*Sh!t-Head

*Rosco

*Optimus Prime / MegaTron

*Whiskers <-(added by my shop's service tech)

*Asskim <-(LOL!!)

*Pistachio

*Mr. Bigglesworth

*Dizzee

*Spanky <-(Donated by my Cousin)

*Chow-Mein (And all it's possibilities)

I'm diggin that chow-mein.

i agree
cause then you can use the cat as a walking napkin

CURREN!!!!! rep the celi's! DO IT DO IT DO IT!

lol, i'll add it to the list

Felix

he's not black.

He looks like a white cat who had a bucket of Grey paint poured all over his back...

Thanx for the idea though

GUYS!! i'm posting this list between here and myspace; and it'll be over at 5pm. thats when i print the list and take it home to my picky-azz wife... So common guys, really crank it up a bit; so i have a few more good names on this list.

*Sh!t-Head

*Rosco

*Optimus Prime / MegaTron

*Whiskers <-(added by my shop's service tech)

*Asskim ("Whats your Cats Name" Asskim [Ask-him])

*Pistachio

*Mr. Bigglesworth

*Dizzee

*Spanky

*Chow-Mein

*Curren

*Busta (nuts)

*Boost

put Manapua on the list <---is some hawaiian word. dont worry it isnt bad.

THANKS ALL; I'M OFF TO GIVE MY WIFE THE LIST.

SOMEONE PLEASE CLOSE AND LOCK THREAD NOW.

noo!!!!!!!1


Name him Scan.

so you can present him as .


BTW, he is my cat, Scan.

Please do tell us the final name