Hi, I no longer own a celica. Can you delete my account or tell me how to do it? Thank you.

easy, go to petition.gov and start a petition, once yo reach 25k maybe coomer (the owner) will do it, otherwise, SOL

Why don't you just stop coming to the site?

log in.
change your password to something like 23uwqrgtj4i3o5j234ijgs
and then log out and forget this place ever existed.

but jason bourne will figure it out

The unfortunate answer is that your account cannot be deleted unless Coomer does it, and he won’t come back to the forum just to delete one account. Besides that, deleting your account would also delete all of your posts, which we prefer to avoid. Virtually everyone chooses to simply log out and never log back in.