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- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

- Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72, and the're all posionous.

- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity--Twice.

- Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill

- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

- Chuck Norris not tea bag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

- Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.

I found these in the latest "Stuff" magazine.