May 3, 2010 - 12:25 PM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jul 25, '07 From San Francisco Currently Offline Reputation: 3 (100%) |
So I've just moved into my new pad in downtown Santa Rosa and I'm cruising around in the Celica and hit a red light. There's a ford next to me and I can see there's maybe 4 (or 5) girls crammed inside, bobbin' their head to music and looks like having a good time. I had my windows down already ('cause my radiator is broke and I'm blasting the heater to keep the engine cool
Girl: Hey! Me: Hey. [Playing cool, I kind of pretend to scope out their ride, not wanting to jump the gun and say something stupid] Girl: What's your name? Me: Andy (I never give out my real name to strangers Me: Where you guys headin' to? Girl: It's girls night out. We're gonna get some dinner then go razing, you know, have some fun. Me: Cool. Girl: How old are you? [I was taking aback at this question, so I could only do what I could only think of, which was to tell the truth] Me: 29. Girl: Oh, older. [Light turns green, but there's no cars behind us. But I couldn't think of anything else to say, especially to that last response] Me: Alright, you guys have fun. [And I start moving forward] Girls: Bye! Personally, this is only the second time I've ever been at a light (or driving) and a car full of girls have rolled down the window to talk to me. The frist time, we (my buddy actually) got their number but I had the feeling that the girls were strippers or something ('cause their "names" were Skittles and Mona Anyway, anyone else have had this happen to them, and how did it play out? I'm sure it was the car that got their attention (horray for Celicas!), but I need to know how to seal the deal as the car can only do so much -------------------- ![]() 2002 SC430 (WC) - 19" SSR Comp-H, Daizen swaybars, Sparco Demons, JDM Soarer conversion, carbon fiber spoiler, Injen intake, front strut bar, drilled/slotted Brembo rotors 1997 Celica ST (DD) - 17" ADR, ViS Zyclone CF hood, ViS CF hatch, K&N intake, Invader body kit |
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May 20, 2010 - 12:59 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Nov 4, '09 From Sacramento, California Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
if they bleed they're older enough to bleed haha, I've never really had that happen to me but I have had chicks in my passenger seat have conversations with randoms. Dude that's gnarly lol. -------------------- Brand new 6gc owner! (sort of 2011)
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May 21, 2010 - 1:25 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Mar 22, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
you say nothing
dive away and be a badass or be that creep thats tryin to hook up with women on the rd or casually invite to eat/drink somewhere -------------------- QUOTE "And, as always, your friendship, help, and dedication to the advancement of Texas Celica dominance is GREATLY appreciated. Thanks bro." -DEATH 1994 GT: V6 swap, 5speed E53 W/ LSD, All Power, now RED 1995 ST: SOLD @273k miles, Auto, all power, CarPC, White 1994 ST: Totaled, 5spd, all power, Red RIP 07/09/09 @ 241,810 1994 Lexus LS400: This is my new DD |
May 22, 2010 - 1:34 AM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined May 6, '08 From Lisarow, NSW, Australia Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
oh woops I meant
"if they bleed they're older enough to breed" lol |
May 22, 2010 - 2:47 AM
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Hold out a rag and ask, "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
... only has to work once...
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May 22, 2010 - 6:22 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
OP- I'd probably choke too.
last time it happened to me- went like this: Mustang pulled up to me with 2 HOT-a-Ass chicks in it. I"m in my old transam (right after i got it- 2 days old) smoking, blairing music, feelin all cool Girl:HEY Me:hi Girl:Whats your name me:Johnathon, why, whats up? girl:oh, We never met a gay guy before Light turned green and they burt off laughing. I never recovered from that.... I would go with HaysoosKreesto option. Remember Celicas>Girls. UGH!!!!! must i school you goons?!? heres what u can do: FIRST OF ALL... NEVERMIND if theyre jailbait at the moment, youre old enough/experienced enough to be able to tell how old they are once a proper conversation starts... AT THE PLACE THEYRE HAVIN dinner! (remember its not illegal to eat WITH some people that MIGHT be jailbait, its illegal to eat THEM!) -accept their invitation because you seemed intriged and had nothing else better to do, why not meet new people -if they ARE younger they got older friends! -take HANYO'S approach ask how old they are back nice and simple. remember... if theyre's grass on the field play ball! if not flip em over and play in the mud! heh heh seriously though... car full of girls and you by your lonesome could mean either they were gonna drug u and rob you (somethin i heard is goin on nowadays) or they lookin for honest fun, and were actually interested enough to "roundaboutly" invite u somewhere, u only live twice! ![]() I laughed so freakin hard!! Piro~ you're my hero! I am gunna change my avatar to your face -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! Damn D-Man - most impressive. D-Man's post should be a sticky LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
May 22, 2010 - 6:56 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Feb 1, '05 From Charlotte NC Currently Offline Reputation: 14 (100%) |
lol what can i say d-man what can i say? *takes bow* lol stealing that pic u got upthere^^^
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May 22, 2010 - 9:55 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
Girl:HEY Me:hi Girl:Whats your name me:Johnathon, why, whats up? girl:oh, We never met a gay guy before Damn man, Texas girls are harsh... ...and accurate. -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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May 22, 2010 - 10:28 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
Girl:HEY Me:hi Girl:Whats your name me:Johnathon, why, whats up? girl:oh, We never met a gay guy before Damn man, Texas girls are harsh... ...and accurate.
-------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! Damn D-Man - most impressive. D-Man's post should be a sticky LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
May 22, 2010 - 11:56 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Feb 28, '07 Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
Yea D-man has some big **** in the works..
95celicast i must say for once u made me lulz..hahaha -------------------- BANNED. for life, you moron.
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May 23, 2010 - 5:17 AM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Aug 30, '02 From San Juan, PR Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
OP- I'd probably choke too. last time it happened to me- went like this: Mustang pulled up to me with 2 HOT-a-Ass chicks in it. I"m in my old transam (right after i got it- 2 days old) smoking, blairing music, feelin all cool Girl:HEY Me:hi Girl:Whats your name me:Johnathon, why, whats up? girl:oh, We never met a gay guy before Light turned green and they burt off laughing. I never recovered from that.... Is there even a comeback for that one? Once they start laughing, you're done. This post has been edited by OOBE: May 23, 2010 - 5:18 AM -------------------- |
May 23, 2010 - 9:52 AM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
Is there even a comeback for that one? Once they start laughing, you're done. That'd have been awesome! but no- they laughed and burned rubber shooting off to show me off. i was kinda dumbfounded like "theese b!tches right here..." so i felt i needed a selfasteem boost; i figured i'd go and get some chicks to talk to me - just to feel a bit better about myself. But NO hot chicks (nor any chicks) wanted to talk to me at the local wal*mart, McDonnalds, or hobby-lobby. so i went to pepboys and had an hour conversation with the old lady at the counter. (she's so nice that one) Figured a chick is a chick and walked away with my Pride-Intact. EDIT: okay, she wasn't OLD old. But at the time i was late teens~ old is the 27-29 year old at teh counter. she was pretty hot~ i think she worked there to score tuner tail. (common guys- i know the fail images are comming. It just dosent take much to amuse me) oh look, something shiny. brb. This post has been edited by D-Man: May 23, 2010 - 9:55 AM -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! Damn D-Man - most impressive. D-Man's post should be a sticky LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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