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This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.

This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html

This post has been edited by whatthe: Oct 22, 2011 - 5:56 PM

Well I think that car sells itself but the ad to go with bit is just epic.. my new format for when I'm going to sell a car it'll prob sell within 24 hr with an ad like that.

Lol. That's awesome.

epic add, ugly as **** car.

Pussy Magnet?... No



Pussy Magnet? ... Yes




Is Magnet in car?



This post has been edited by Neon90424: Oct 22, 2011 - 8:13 PM

best cl ad ever lol

Too bad it's a GTST. That generation without the GT-R's body is disgusting looking. Not to mention, it's just an illegal 240SX with a swap. Who would put their license on the line for a GTST... If you're going to drive one, at least make it a GT-R.

He does have a nicely profane ad though rofl.

This post has been edited by RabidTRD: Oct 22, 2011 - 10:08 PM

What do you mean its just an illegal 240sx?

GTS-T can look tough, very tough, true GT-Rs do look better.

It's pretty funny.

You can have a skyline in Canada..

I think the thread title should be 'how to look like a total retard who's about 4 years late to an already stupid trend', but I guess that wouldn't fit as a thread title huh?

Just like the ST205, never sold as a USDM vehicle. Not legal.

It's an illegal 240SX in the sense that it is an RB powered RWD nissan. It's illegal in the US, but we can legally build the same thing by swapping a RB into a 240SX.

And the r32's are everywhere.
I think I can personally name about 8 of my friends alone who have r32's, and I think 2 of them are GTR's, the rest are .

This add has been all over forums, and I still LOL everytime.

well, i'm sold. coughing up 5 grand as we speak. LOL!

awesome ad. gotta remember that for when i put one up

hahahaha...my buddies actually built that car like 4 or 5 years ago. Pinky has gone through 2 owners since then, but still a pretty awesome R32

Personaly, that GTS-T looks haggard as all hell. My buddy just sold his GTS-4 with a set of TE37s on it for $3800 about a month ago. R32s are going down in price, but that one looks pretty haggard for $5k.

Ahh I see, although they are a different chassis to the S13, many many parts are interchangable.

They are everywhere in aus too, I know half a dozen people with 32's, 4 or 5 with 33's and two with 34's

So good haha.

no one can do it bettah

Good thing it's not a US ad then.

Canada allows the importation of vehicles which do not meet Canadian-market specifications once said vehicle is over 15 years of age -- thus we have quite a few ST205 and Skylines from Japan running around. Though oddly the most popular import seems to be Mitsubishi's Delica AWD van. By 2009 there were some 73,000 vehicles imported under the 15-year exception. In fact, it's becoming so common that government and insurance companies are making noises about removing the exemption, with B.C. and its influx of vehicles from Japan which were never sold in North America at the forefront.

I read it again, DA BEST!

I think Im seeing a trend here, hmmmm. Is pink the new sheek?