 Car ruined, then washed, Birthday present |
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 Apr 30, 2004 - 11:48 AM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Jan 8, '04 From LA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%)  |
Well, it was my birthday recently and my "friends" decided to trash the car to show me how much they cared.
Picts: Before:  After:   Movie of me (without the TP) driving to get car washed Used on car: Baby powder Honey Peanut Butter 8 rolls of TP Body Wash Shampoo De-oderant Shaving Cream (Those last four might be hints..) Cheese. What do u guys think? *EDIT* Fixed movie link This post has been edited by shid: Apr 30, 2004 - 12:08 PM |
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Apr 30, 2004 - 11:51 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 31, '04 From Cincinnati, OH Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Stab them.
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Apr 30, 2004 - 11:51 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 26, '02 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
kill them =)
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Apr 30, 2004 - 12:03 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 29, '02 From ny to philly Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
urge to kill rising .. rising ... rising
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Apr 30, 2004 - 12:09 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
there would be a death toll.
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Apr 30, 2004 - 1:06 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Apr 10, '03 From South Central Los Angeles Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
shid, are you the one on the right?
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Apr 30, 2004 - 1:07 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 8, '04 From LA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Naw, all male
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Apr 30, 2004 - 1:09 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined May 13, '03 From New Jersey Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
shaving cream can damage your clear coat.
kill them. |
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Apr 30, 2004 - 6:41 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 29, '02 From San Diego CA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
take them out to dinner order a big meal and then ditch them
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Apr 30, 2004 - 6:51 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 20, '03 From Annapolis, Md Currently Offline Reputation: 5 (100%) |
yeah thats a real good one.. works great... |
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Apr 30, 2004 - 7:17 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 8, '04 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
rip all of their skin off and then throw a towel on them. when they start to scab, rip the towel off and pour rubbing alcohol on them.
 come on guys, defacing the celica is a major offense! 
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Apr 30, 2004 - 7:33 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Sep 9, '02 From Scranton, Pa Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
some friends
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May 1, 2004 - 2:03 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Sep 5, '03 From Grapevine, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Those people.. are not friends. They are the enemy. Kill the enemy. That's REALLY REALLY bad.
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May 1, 2004 - 2:05 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jun 26, '03 From Wisconsin Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
wow that is the hardest i've laughed in a while -------------------- i am awesome
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May 1, 2004 - 2:10 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Oct 24, '03 From fort smith, ar Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
kill them all...wtf peanut butter?
--------------------  former celica owner. |
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May 1, 2004 - 2:11 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 26, '03 From Wisconsin Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
the way to get them back is to just COAT their windows (yes all of them) in vasaline...
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May 1, 2004 - 2:12 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Oct 24, '03 From fort smith, ar Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
lmao...where do you come up with all of this man? -------------------- former celica owner. |
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May 1, 2004 - 6:30 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 30, '02 From Michigan Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
yes vasaline on the windows is oldschool. when they turn on their wipers to clean it off, it makes their wipers all goey and smudges it so they cant see ANYTHING, so then when they actually do get it off, everytime they use their wipers it resmears vasaline everywhere. whoever came up with it is ingenious.
BTW they should all go to hell. they should all go to hell and die. --------------------  Believer, you'll leave her, in leaving them all No but I don't buy it Like anything you do, as anyone you are Cause I'm... Ten Speed, of God's Blood & Burial |
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May 1, 2004 - 6:43 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 12, '04 From hawaii Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
wow that girl on the right..she's a cutie
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May 1, 2004 - 6:53 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 21, '04 From united kingdom Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
so have you planned what your gonna do 2 get all 3 of them bak?
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May 2, 2004 - 8:30 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 4, '03 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Haha that topic reminded me of the ending of the original Gone in 60 Seconds movie
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May 2, 2004 - 8:49 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 30, '03 From Atlanta Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
i cant even imagine how pissed i would be if i walked out to my car and saw that.
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May 2, 2004 - 9:11 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 6, '03 From Florida Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Man I would own all three of their cars. Vasoline = OWNAGE. Gonna have to tell my friend that so she can put it on her ex's truck since he cheated on her
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May 2, 2004 - 9:35 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 29, '02 From Franklin/Nashville, TN Currently Offline Reputation: 16 (100%) |
eah...it's a coupe...i consider no harm done...
 -John- -------------------- AIM==Mynzeyes
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May 2, 2004 - 10:26 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Sep 25, '03 From cranston RI Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
thats cold man.... i was gonna go low and make some "at least his car runs" jokes (cuz im a coupe driver), but im not as mean as you
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May 2, 2004 - 10:28 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 8, '04 From LA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
It's a convertible, which is more stylish than either a coupe or a hatchback- because my top goes down
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May 2, 2004 - 10:36 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 4, '03 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
i prefer mine up
but that sucks dude. Although the best was my buddy drove 50mph through a flock of sea gulls sitting in a parking lot and he accualy hit one with his jeep and killed it. We then took the seagull and placed it underneath the wiper blade of this kids 2001 eclipse because he was an asshole and thought he was the **** with his slow az balls car. --------------------  hows it taste motha f*cka |
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May 3, 2004 - 12:12 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 29, '02 From Franklin/Nashville, TN Currently Offline Reputation: 16 (100%) |
it's a joke. and congradulations on his car running. he probably hasn't done anything near what i did. also, the car runs. just doesn't idle on it's own, and fouls out plugs. . funny stuff tho, just had to throw the fun stuff in there seeing how everyone is like "kill them, die, bla bla bla". . -John- -------------------- AIM==Mynzeyes
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May 3, 2004 - 1:07 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 30, '02 From Michigan Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA wow, i havent laughed so hard in a long time
-------------------- Believer, you'll leave her, in leaving them all No but I don't buy it Like anything you do, as anyone you are Cause I'm... Ten Speed, of God's Blood & Burial |
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May 3, 2004 - 6:44 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 17, '03 From you like to know. Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
na here is what ya do super glue thier door locks after you put a couple dead carp in the seats of each car
works every time
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May 3, 2004 - 7:18 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Oct 1, '02 From Seattle, WA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
its looks so sad, cause you have the same exact car i have so i imagine seeing mine like that. But as long as they helped you clean it up later its all good. Just leaves the door open for you to do it to their cars/house/dog on thier birthday
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May 3, 2004 - 8:12 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Sep 25, '03 From cranston RI Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
i know, its a little humor on my end too... i highly admire the job you took on... -------------------- |
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May 3, 2004 - 8:42 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 21, '04 From Belfry, Kentucky Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Bologna on cars is pretty crazy, Eats right through the paint
And if you guys think vasoline is bad try mixing some butter and syurp together, I guarantee it will not come off, A friend of mines mom put some butter and syurp on their neighbors car and they had to have all windows replaced because they could not get the smudges off, lol |
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May 5, 2004 - 6:34 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined May 4, '04 From Panama City Beach, FL Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I heard that sticking some stinky cheeze (limburgh?) into their exhaust is funny cause they wont notice it right away, then slowly as it warms up and melts into the bottom of the muffler the sweet aroma of stinky cheeze fills their car. Even more fun to watch them try and figure out where it is coming from. The gift that keeps on giving!
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