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[BlackCelicaGT94]

This lady just gave birth over the weekend! 66 years old! Does anyone else find that wrong? I mean if u didnt plan on it then ok have the baby but its not right at that age to TRY TO GET PREGNANT!


but i guess she was trying to get pregnant she was artifically insementated and the twin died. :-(



i know this is useless to some of you but oh well!




- another useless topic brought to you by Natalie*

This post has been edited by BlackCelicaGT94: Jan 17, 2005 - 3:43 PM

[jgreening]

I am quite sure that a "mistake" at her age would not be humanly possible. She was probably on more hormones and drugs to make this happen than any of us could imagine. Considering the average lifespan for women is 82, the kid will have a 50% chance of losing its mother before he or she is 16. I agree that its not fair to the baby and a poor choice. That said, I would not suggest laws to prevent it.

[Digndoug]

HaHa, It depends, like if it was for someone else. like she was just carrying it, or if it was for adoption. I persoannly dont think i would want a mom that should be the age of a grand mother or somthing..

But Its her body she can do what she wants...

[BlackCelicaGT94]

hmmm i feel like MILF would not be appropriate. possibly a GILF?

[BlackCelicaGT94]

Man shoot himself in head with nail gun






DENVER, Colo. - A Colorado man accidentally hit himself in the mouth with a nail gun, but he didn't think much of it for six days.

But Patrick Lawler, a construction worker, was in for a surprise of his life when X-rays taken revealed a close call he never imagined.



It was a close call for Patrick Lawler.
Patrick Lawler remembers his lips bled a little. When he got a toothache and blurry vision in his right eye, doctors prescribed ibuprofen and ice packs.

But when his wife finally convinced him to take an X-ray at her dental office, they couldn't believe what they saw.

A long nail had entered through his lip and lodged itself millimeters away from his right eye, stopping within his brain.

"This is the second case we've seen at the hospital where the person was injured by the nail gun and the person didn't realize the nail had embedded in their skull," said Dr. Sean Markey, neurosurgeon.

Lawler had the nail removed in a risky, 6-hour surgery. He plans to display his special nail in his living room.

[amysmojo]

Got Gilf?

haha ewww

[dstrbcelica]

w00t.

-dstrb

[BlackCelicaGT94]

Listerine Drinker Arrested for DUI

ADRIAN, Mich. (AP) -- A woman who admitted drinking three glasses of Listerine mouthwash had a blood-alcohol content more than three times the legal limit when she was arrested for drunken driving, police said Friday.

The woman, identified by police Sgt. Mike Shadbolt as 50-year-old Carol A. Ries, was arrested Sunday night and released on personal bond the next day. She was to be arraigned late next week on a misdemeanor charge of operating under the influence of liquor, Shadbolt said.

Police also found an open bottle of Listerine in Ries' car, and asked Lenawee County prosecutors Friday to authorize a warrant charging her with having an open intoxicant in a motor vehicle, Shadbolt said. Calls to the prosecutor's office were not answered after business hours.

Ries showed signs of intoxication after her car rear-ended another vehicle Sunday, Shadbolt said. She told police she had not consumed any alcohol and also passed a Breathalyzer test, but "there was something not quite right about her," Shadbolt said.

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She failed a second test using different equipment and, under further questioning, admitted to drinking three glasses of Listerine earlier in the day, Shadbolt said.

According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.'s Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9 percent alcohol, more than four times that of many malt liquors. Other varieties contain 21.6 percent alcohol.

No telephone listings for a Carol Ries could be found.






AMY - SEE I CAN LEGALLY DRINK NOW! - gone to walgreens be back in 30 mins-

[Coomer]

Isn't it really bad for you to drink Listerine? I carry an open bottle of it in my car...I wonder if they'd bust me for minor-in-possession of alcohol if they searched my car again.

[Uppitycracker]

Isn't it really bad for you to drink Listerine? I carry an open bottle of it in my car...I wonder if they'd bust me for minor-in-possession of alcohol if they searched my car again.
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I would think theres fluoride and other things in there that become toxic at certain levels. To much fluoride can actually cause your teeth to rot out.

Tim

[funnyboy117]

It says not to drink it right on the bottle, and to contact poison control if you do.

[madmods]

Thats my kid the old lady is having It took about 14 drinks, 6 shot of tequilla and 3000.00 in case your wondering!

[gas65]

Thats my kid the old lady is having       It took about 14 drinks, 6 shot of tequilla and 3000.00  in case your wondering!
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You had to give her that much to do you?

[madmods]

Thats my kid the old lady is having       It took about 14 drinks, 6 shot of tequilla and 3000.00  in case your wondering!
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You had to give her that much to do you?
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No your mom payed me!

[Batman722]

[BlackCelicaGT94]

ummm yeah hi, nope no favors! sorry