 How to Bathe a Cat |
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 Feb 25, 2005 - 8:01 PM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Nov 6, '03 From Campbellsville, Ky. Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%)  |
How to Bathe a Cat
 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4.In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids ( you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The DOG  |
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Feb 25, 2005 - 8:09 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Oct 12, '04 From Montgomery, AL Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
lol....omg that's great....
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Feb 25, 2005 - 8:58 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 12, '03 From Crestview, Florida Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
lol. i need to try that.
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Feb 26, 2005 - 12:07 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 1, '04 Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
Haha!
I think ive seen that before. Funny stuff!
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Feb 26, 2005 - 1:41 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Sep 10, '03 From Santa Barbara, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
haha this reminds me of a couple jokes i heard awhile ago... they go like this:
how do you make a cat woof? you pour gasoline all over it, light a match, throw it on the cat and it goes WOOF!  how do you make a dog meow? take its feet in 1 hand, its tail in the other, run it through a band-saw and it goes MEEEEOOOOW! |
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Feb 26, 2005 - 1:48 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Oct 24, '03 From fort smith, ar Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
i have 4 cats...and a dog.
-dstrb This post has been edited by dstrbcelica: Feb 26, 2005 - 1:49 AM --------------------  former celica owner. |
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Feb 26, 2005 - 2:13 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 29, '02 From Franklin/Nashville, TN Currently Offline Reputation: 16 (100%) |
i <3 my cats.
 . i <3 my dogs too.  . but my dogs <3 my cats, so they wouldn't want us to put them in the toilet...besides...my dog drinks outta there, you think she wants the cat gettin it all dirty and hairy? no way. .-John- -------------------- AIM==Mynzeyes
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Feb 26, 2005 - 4:36 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 27, '04 From Illinois Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
i have a dog...but no cats...and I'm drunk...this prolly doesn't make sense. sorry. lol
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Feb 26, 2005 - 7:44 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 9, '04 From San Carlos, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I'd hate to hear of someone flushing a small cat down the toilet because of a joke email. They would have to be really stupid to do that though. |
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Feb 26, 2005 - 8:42 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Oct 12, '04 From Montgomery, AL Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
i ahve 4 cats, 3 dogs, 2 turdles, 2 fish tanks, 2 sheep (don't even go there i live on a farm), and a bunch of deer that roam in the back yard
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