 Johnnie Cocharin died |
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 Mar 29, 2005 - 9:22 PM
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Lets take OJ back to court and get him convicted!
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Mar 29, 2005 - 10:08 PM
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Johnny got me off, let him rip
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Mar 29, 2005 - 11:01 PM
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Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca now lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot-tall Wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself - what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defence rests.
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Mar 29, 2005 - 11:06 PM
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QUOTE(946thGenGT @ Mar 30, 2005 - 4:01 AM) Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca now lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot-tall Wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself - what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defence rests. [right][snapback]263838[/snapback][/right] I got nothing against the wookies, for my grandfather is half wookie, but living in endor has nothing to do with it. |
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Mar 29, 2005 - 11:25 PM
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QUOTE(madmods @ Mar 29, 2005 - 10:06 PM) QUOTE(946thGenGT @ Mar 30, 2005 - 4:01 AM) Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca now lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot-tall Wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself - what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defence rests. [right][snapback]263838[/snapback][/right] I got nothing against the wookies, for my grandfather is half wookie, but living in endor has nothing to do with it. [right][snapback]263841[/snapback][/right] that does not make sense? Oh hell, I acquit. -Ti |
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Mar 29, 2005 - 11:49 PM
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Objection your honor!
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Mar 30, 2005 - 12:30 AM
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LOL thats awesome man. thanks for the laugh
reminds me of the unfrozen caveman lawyer skits with phil hartman I'm just a caveman your honor, your world frightens and confuses me QUOTE(946thGenGT @ Mar 30, 2005 - 12:01 AM) Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca now lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot-tall Wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself - what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defence rests.
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Mar 30, 2005 - 12:40 AM
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damn, his commercials for his law firm are on all the time by me.
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Mar 30, 2005 - 1:43 AM
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omg, that is ****ing hilarious, I'm a diehard southpark fan, and as soon as I saw this thread I was thinking about that.
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Mar 31, 2005 - 11:10 AM
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Yeah thats a classic south park episode, very funny.
Buts yeah its a big deal that he passed, he was basicly the highest power in his field, it will be a wile before anyone gets to his level again. --------------------  |
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Mar 31, 2005 - 3:46 PM
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hes going to hell
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