 Blonde's and car's don't mix, too funny |
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 Sep 29, 2005 - 9:34 PM
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A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right "there." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   --------------------  |
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Sep 29, 2005 - 9:36 PM
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Lol, I've heard this before... Never gets old though
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Sep 29, 2005 - 9:40 PM
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new one for me, thats pretty good. heres a joke for blondes to get back. why are blonde jokes all one-liners? so brunettes can understand them. my girl liked that one
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Sep 29, 2005 - 10:58 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Apr 18, '05 From Lincoln, Ar Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
QUOTE(gas65 @ Sep 29, 2005 - 9:34 PM) A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right "there." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [right][snapback]339648[/snapback][/right] AHHH HAAA HAAA I almost fell backwards on my chair after reading this.
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Sep 29, 2005 - 11:13 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 10, '04 From Shoreline, WA Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
NICE.....
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