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post Jun 30, 2006 - 10:49 AM
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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
post Jun 30, 2006 - 10:52 AM
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post Jun 30, 2006 - 10:55 AM
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lmao that is freaking funny


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 10:57 AM
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post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:01 AM
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post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:18 AM
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Wow. Just wow.
post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:32 AM
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post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:32 AM
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laugh.gif aw, so mean :x


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:33 AM
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LMAO nice.
post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:46 AM
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post Jun 30, 2006 - 12:01 PM
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omg man. i think i would got kicked in the balls if i told my girl that. but *high five* that made my day. whoa


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 12:30 PM
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LOL thats pretty good
post Jun 30, 2006 - 1:23 PM
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that's pretty great lol


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 2:00 PM
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read that before and it never gets old...WOMEN TAKE NOTE


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 3:00 PM
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post Jun 30, 2006 - 4:51 PM
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SHE GOT OWNED! that is hilarious


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 5:36 PM
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hahahaha, that was great.


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 5:44 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 5:56 PM
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WOW...I'm a woman and I thought this was hilarious!! thumbsup.gif
post Jul 1, 2006 - 12:26 AM
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thats pretty funny, but dang that guy is a total a$$, just because she just wanted to cuddle that night, its guys like that, that piss me off.


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post Jul 1, 2006 - 1:33 AM
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OMFG.....

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post Jul 1, 2006 - 2:54 AM
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i dont get it....

i think its an adult thing lol biggrin.gif

ima re read it tomorrow.


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post Jul 1, 2006 - 3:43 AM
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post Jul 1, 2006 - 8:55 AM
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miguel: wtf.....lol laugh.gif

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post Jul 1, 2006 - 10:53 AM
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post Jul 1, 2006 - 10:52 PM
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aaahhhhh contridiction


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post Jul 2, 2006 - 12:16 AM
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i had my gf read this and she laughed but she wants to know if he ever got sex and if he ever bought her the goodies and everyone was happy there after?


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post Jul 5, 2006 - 2:30 AM
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hahaha thats hallarious!! i should make my GF read this
post Jul 5, 2006 - 6:10 PM
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post Jul 5, 2006 - 11:12 PM
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post Jul 6, 2006 - 12:32 AM
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that is freakin funny, I wish I could think of stuff like that.


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