good blonde joke Options

[lagos]

Saw it in another forum, had to share

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."

[devilsden97]

LOL

[BlackCelicaGT94]

36C thats it?! she needs some implants. Didnt she know that to be a blonde u must have boobs as big as your head. Didnt she watch baywatch and learn anything?! jk

[beastman]

lol i always love hearing a good blonde joke nice find!

[lagos]

36C thats it?! she needs some implants. Didnt she know that to be a blonde u must have boobs as big as your head. Didnt she watch baywatch and learn anything?! jk

the funny part is, that you, as a blonde seem to have totally missed the punch line

[BlackCelicaGT94]

actually no i totally got it. i just dont really find it that funny..not that im insulted or anything i just think it was kinda not a very good blonde joke

ok so woopity doo shes 25 blonde and in a class with like kindegartners. yeah not very funny

[airfron]

36C thats it?! she needs some implants. Didnt she know that to be a blonde u must have boobs as big as your head. Didnt she watch baywatch and learn anything?! jk

the funny part is, that you, as a blonde seem to have totally missed the punch line

that made it even funnier

[Culpable04]

^^ I think she jealuas cause that blonde girl can count from 1 to 10

ps J/K

[BlackCelicaGT94]

^^ I think she jealuas cause that blonde girl can count from 1 to 10

ps J/K

and u must be JEALOUS that i can spell jealous


ps J/K

This post has been edited by BlackCelicaGT94: Aug 14, 2006 - 2:54 PM

[devilsden97]

^^ I think she jealuas cause that blonde girl can count from 1 to 10

ps J/K

and u must be JEALOUS that i can spell jealous


ps J/K

LOL OH ****!

[Culpable04]

^^ I think she jealuas cause that blonde girl can count from 1 to 10

ps J/K

and u must be JEALOUS that i can spell jealous


ps J/K

actually I am !
I've been in US for ~ 3 years and I've been focus on my english a lot, not bragging but I was a nice student in my country and I would like to improve all those little mistakes that I still have.

but hey now I won't forget that one

[BlackCelicaGT94]

lol way to make me feel bad!

[Supersprynt]

My g/f's blonde and a genius, but she'd dirty blonde, maybe thats the difference.

[playr158]

its a 4/10 joke...

my gf is blonde and smart as **** too...pure blonde

[lagos]

My g/f's blonde and a genius, but she'd dirty blonde, maybe thats the difference.

its a 4/10 joke...

my gf is blonde and smart as **** too...pure blonde

whats wrose then blondes? their over protective boyfriends!

[Mynzeyes]

My g/f's blonde and a genius, but she'd dirty blonde, maybe thats the difference.

its a 4/10 joke...

my gf is blonde and smart as **** too...pure blonde

whats wrose then blondes? their over protective boyfriends!

BAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH.







oh man, lagos, you can be a dick at times (in OT), but that was great. . +1 mate.

BTW, my gf is blonde too, but I let her deal w/ shxt on her own, and I don't have to parade her minor achievements on internet forums. w00t.

[playr158]

i'm not over protective...my gf plays ice hockey...she'll kick ur ass on her own

[BlackCelicaGT94]

So im confused by guys..this one guy i know thought it was hot that his g/f could pick him up and throw him over her shoulder and its not like hes a tiny guy. Thats not hot is it? pretty sure id be scared if i was a 200 pound guy and my girlfriend could pick me up and throw me.

Playr - i know ur not saying ur gf is like that cuz well ive seen ur choice in women and u got pretty good taste so im sure ur girl is nothing like this guys burley woman

[playr158]

lol burley women are gross.....if you gf can pick you up and man handle you thats no good....my gf isn't that strong haha

[celicurr]

So im confused by guys..this one guy i know thought it was hot that his g/f could pick him up and throw him over her shoulder and its not like hes a tiny guy. Thats not hot is it? pretty sure id be scared if i was a 200 pound guy and my girlfriend could pick me up and throw me.

Playr - i know ur not saying ur gf is like that cuz well ive seen ur choice in women and u got pretty good taste so im sure ur girl is nothing like this guys burley woman

as long as she's not a big burly girl, if she's strong enough to pick a guy up, then she's strong enough to play rough ... that's the appeal

[BlackCelicaGT94]

well im down for playing rough but im not about to go beef up so i can pick up a dude and throw him over my shoulder like im a caveman!

[jdg371]

well im down for playing rough but im not about to go beef up so i can pick up a dude and throw him over my shoulder like im a caveman!

ROFL
this is some funny s*** lol

[bloodMoney]

as long as she's not a big burly girl, if she's strong enough to pick a guy up, then she's strong enough to play rough ... that's the appeal

Exactly. My gf was a gymnast for 14 years... She's strong enough to pin me, but she can't throw me.