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 Jul 28, 2003 - 6:08 AM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%)  |
Ok I have a question for my Celicans.... What would you do when some one tells you that they are going to F up your Celica.
As some of ya'll might have read my Celica has become a chair for some people on my block..but that has be taken care of. Now on the block that my girls lives on has be threatend... This czay B$3h that lives across the street from my girls house said that she was going to F up my car. But little does she know that she not going to have a chance to do that simply cause M A C is just a gully Jigga...... But anyway what would you do if this was you ??? -------------------- |
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Jul 28, 2003 - 6:23 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Oct 9, '02 From San Diego, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?
...nothing you haven't already told her twice, same thing applies here. 
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Jul 28, 2003 - 6:30 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Apr 11, '03 From Australia, Newcastle Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
If she got any pets (cats, dogs) shave them.
 Try another threat. No point going to the dentist cause the cops won't find any teeth.  For me anything goes as long as my celica is alright at the end of the day. You scratch it I scratch you. |
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Jul 28, 2003 - 6:44 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 30, '03 From Cyprus Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
HAHAHAHAHA!!!Shave the pets!!!Cool SXR but the poor pets!!!!Macavely i think you should race her!!She got a car?After you kick Her ass i think she will respect your celica!But whatever you decide,dont shave the pets!!!!
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Jul 28, 2003 - 8:05 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 5, '03 From Bay Area Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
If someone threatens to F my car up i'd go outside with a bat and just sit there and enjoy my reading when they are present. Or you can just shine up your shotgun with a toothpic dangin out yo mouth and den give the person a look as if your'e saying.."Stay away from my car or else..." if they were lookin at ya. =Ț
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Jul 28, 2003 - 8:14 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined May 17, '03 From Florence, KY Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I'd go ahead and tell a neighborhood cop beforehand so it will be easy to incriminate her if she actually goes through with fudging up your car. Let as many people know as possible before it actually happens.
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Jul 28, 2003 - 8:24 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 11, '03 From Australia, Newcastle Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Finally a smart answer. I would go actually with this one so far. |
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Jul 28, 2003 - 9:28 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 22, '03 From Toronto, Ontario, Canada Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Where the hell do you people live? Man. I never get action like that here.. arg
I have all these weapons.. and nothing but office boys and timid kids.. just gimme a call.. I got your back:) S |
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Jul 28, 2003 - 9:39 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 2, '03 From Annandale VA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Mmm, well there is a rule wit me, say whatever you want, threaten my car, you die. I say figure out where there house they may think twice if they find the next morning there tires are magicaly deflated, if they still keep f-in slash em. Worst case, find some good friends and see if they like having their car on cinderblocks. I find you never have to go past step one.
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Jul 28, 2003 - 11:31 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 16, '02 From Cincinnati, Ohio Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I agree with black STX. You don't want to lower yourself to that persons level. Be the better man and tell neighbors and the cops what she said. So that if something does happen then you can get her a$$...
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Jul 28, 2003 - 2:33 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
no she doesn't have a car... she a 40 year old mother of 5 sluts (sorry about that).. but shes just a crazy women that just last night called the police on me and my gril cause she and her husban wanted to fight my girl but when i got in the middle and told the if my girl get touched some one if going to die tonight..they got scared.. well the cops yelled at them for call them for something they stared.. -------------------- |
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Jul 28, 2003 - 2:42 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
oh that covered since day one...
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Jul 28, 2003 - 2:53 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Apr 20, '03 From Chicago Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
If you live by me, I will take care of her.
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Jul 28, 2003 - 11:16 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
lol thanks but her and her husban and daughters are going to be taken car of..
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Jul 29, 2003 - 12:44 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 26, '02 From Alabama Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
Here in Alabama We'd beat down her husband or something,,, or maybe leave her a dirty note with all these magazine clipped letters or something. Hmm... Leave five or six bullet casings at her door step, and leave your nine in your hatch so she can see it if she walks up. Go to the cops, it's the only way if she's stupid. OR you could make me Dictator of america and I'd take care of it. Jon |
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Jul 29, 2003 - 1:56 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 29, '03 From Davenport, IA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Is she cute? Try a strawberry swirl
...for those of you that don't know, cum on her face and punch her in the mouth... I'm sorry, I have problems |
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Jul 29, 2003 - 2:19 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
na shes a ugly man looking hoe bag...that 40 but looks like shes 60.. oh she is scared to leave the house some of my girls family is looking for her and her husdan now... -------------------- |
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Jul 29, 2003 - 4:47 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 29, '03 From Davenport, IA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Idk, just punch her in the mouth then!
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Jul 30, 2003 - 7:12 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 29, '03 From lynn,ma Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
well if you have insurance , provoke her , and then stake out your cars and take pictures. when she **** it up, take some snaps, and claim vandalize, get her to pay for the car if she can't get insurance to pay for it , get a new paint job , or some body kits =)
i know i know this is bad but hey.... |
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Jul 30, 2003 - 8:04 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jun 26, '03 From Wisconsin Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
or you could just apologize... this is probably the easy way out. say that your car is your pride, and you had a bad day.
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Jul 30, 2003 - 9:03 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jun 15, '03 From Folkestone, Kent, ENGLAND Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
NO SH#T YOUVE GOT PROBLEMS!!! You did make me laugh pretty hard though!
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Jul 30, 2003 - 11:25 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
apologize.... I did nothing to that evil man looking welfare whore... M A C apologize i would if i did anything worng... -------------------- |
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Jul 30, 2003 - 11:44 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 13, '02 From Hawaii Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Werd......get her to pay for your damages. Then file a TRO on her @$$ ! --------------------  =( |
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Jul 31, 2003 - 5:01 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 26, '03 From Ohio Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
IVE GOT AN IDEA!!!! (if you knew me you would know what kinda stuff goes on in my head, lol)
Ok, First, you wait till nighttime and put layers and layers of caulk around her door so when she tries to open it in the morning, it sticks like all hell. Hire a few people to go knock on her door in the dead of night asking for charity donations and sh*t like that. Then u could put a few shards of glass right in front of her tires for good measures, then if she says anything to you like shes gonna F up your celi tell her theres 2000 of us that would be angry if that happened! YES! |
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Aug 1, 2003 - 12:36 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 4, '03 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
If it was her husband I'd give him one warning and then if he said it again, beat him up - I love my car too much
But unlike some of you, I have morals so I wouldn't hit a female! Even if she is a stupid old whore. Plus it really isn't worth damaging any of their property - Sure its fun at the time, but if they turn around and call the cops on you, even if they provoked it you'll get in twubbel / debt! (personal experience) Also mac I'd be suprised if they actually did it. Most people who make threats are too chicken**** to follow them through - it's the quiet people who really scare me when they get worked up. This post has been edited by kamixZR: Aug 1, 2003 - 12:39 AM |
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Aug 1, 2003 - 1:48 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
the husban is scared of me... and he as a brand new Montero so i know he wouldn't try anything cause my boys would strip his car in 5minutes.. and his wife is a real crazy whore... she got in my face the other and wanted to fight me...I told her husban to back her of me cause i was going to knock her out then i was going to F him up...so he pulled her to they other side of the street.. -------------------- |
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Aug 1, 2003 - 2:33 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 30, '02 From Anaheim, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
some guy said he was going to key my car because i used to save a parking spot in the morning at school for a friend. so i told him to go ahead and do it. he stoped right away when he realized that the threat didnt phase me. dont get me wrong, i was mad, but the moron, came up to me and gave the threat to me in front of a whole group of my friends. plenty of people to back me up in the event that anything happened to my car and i went after him to pay for the damages. my advice is to stay cool about it, and avoid physical contact. its good that you already talked to the cops about it. -------------------- 1994 Celica GT4 WRC Edition
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Aug 1, 2003 - 3:48 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
i pretty sure that one of her kids keyed my car last month but i have no way to prove it.. they did it three times..
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Aug 1, 2003 - 6:08 AM
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Second that ! |
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Aug 1, 2003 - 6:11 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Oct 25, '02 From London- England Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Hell Mac, what kinda area you livin in?
Ever seen the movie Omega man? Sounds like your livin it for real
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Aug 2, 2003 - 3:31 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 29, '03 From Davenport, IA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Just an idea...or you could donkey punch her. YES DONKEY PUNCH HER!!!!!! Bend her over like ya gonna give it to her in the arse (legit way of saying @ss on this forum cuz we can't swear) and then just PUNCH HER IN THE KIDNEY!!! That is the clean way to do it, usually you screw them until they are about to cum, then punch them, but this is still effective in many ways. Once again, I do have personal issues and I am SO sorry for my comments of vile acts of violence and disorder. This post has been edited by Stipt: Aug 2, 2003 - 3:38 AM |
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Aug 2, 2003 - 4:25 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 26, '03 From Wisconsin Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Wow man that's ill. Mac: I still say you just apologize even if you did nothing wrong. It'll save you for sure. -------------------- i am awesome
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Aug 2, 2003 - 10:20 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 29, '03 From Davenport, IA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
On a serious note. If she threatened you to f0ck up your car and you have atleast one witness that is somewhat creditable. If anything happens to your car you can blame her and she will be charged because of the threat. It is plain and simple, she threatened you, you had a witness, you taddle tale on her, and then you get new stuff
I love our federal government, screwing people over at its best. LoL On a funny note, donkey punches are kinda fun, maybe you should try it
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