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 Jan 23, 2008 - 1:32 AM
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I am sure we have done this plenty of times b4 but what the hell i need a good laugh! Lets hear em!!
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Jan 23, 2008 - 1:45 AM
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"i quote the late great kernel sanders,"im to drunk to taste this chicken"" not my fav but the only one i can think of right now..
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Jan 23, 2008 - 1:50 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 18, '07 From So Cal Currently Offline Reputation: 3 (100%) |
"true love is hard to find, sometimes u think you have it, then you catch a couple of nude people jump outta your bathroom blindfolded like a G**damn magic show"
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Jan 23, 2008 - 2:19 AM
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"I don't want a large Farva...I want a goddam liter o cola."
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Jan 23, 2008 - 2:24 AM
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QUOTE(Sh0gunkid8721 @ Jan 23, 2008 - 7:19 AM) [snapback]633562[/snapback] "I don't want a large Farva...I want a goddam liter o cola." lol i just watched that yesterday!! -------------------- Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
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Jan 23, 2008 - 2:37 AM
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"F**k my life"
Liquor store clerk on Superbad when Mclovin drops a six pack. lol --------------------  Pandelica 2.0 in progress. |
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Jan 23, 2008 - 6:56 AM
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"You took too much man, you took too much, too much."
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Jan 23, 2008 - 7:14 AM
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"Hip? Hip hop? Hip hip anonymous? Damn you! You give him the easy ones!
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Jan 23, 2008 - 8:38 AM
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"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
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Jan 23, 2008 - 8:44 AM
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"Say what again! Say what one more god damn time! i dare ya Mother******!"
"That is a tasty burger" "blood on my knife or **** on my ****" "its like an African American Greek myth" "what does marcelis wallus look like? does he look liek a bitch? then why did ya try to **** him like one brent" -------------------- |
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Jan 23, 2008 - 6:13 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '07 From Bergen county NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 24 (100%) |
Clerks 2:
Randal Graves: Why haven't you ****ed Myra yet? Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants. Randal Graves: Who the **** is Pillow Pants? Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y. [Randal stares] Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p***y troll? [scoffs] Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital ***? Randal Graves: ...Sure. Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have *** with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have ***. Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this? Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about *** stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet? Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend. Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it? Elias: [shakes head] Women. I love that movie...more great quotes from it here... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes -------------------- |
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Jan 23, 2008 - 6:20 PM
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"Losers make excuses, winners go home and **** the prom queen" -Sean Connery in The Rock
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Jan 23, 2008 - 6:20 PM
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No Country For Old Men:
"Call it...frendo."
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Jan 23, 2008 - 6:24 PM
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QUOTE(x_itchy_b_x @ Jan 23, 2008 - 7:44 AM) [snapback]633613[/snapback] "Say what again! Say what one more god damn time! i dare ya Mother******!" "That is a tasty burger" "blood on my knife or **** on my ****" "its like an African American Greek myth" "what does marcelis wallus look like? does he look liek a bitch? then why did ya try to **** him like one brent" Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfckr. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfckn' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? -------------------- QUOTE(lagos @ Jul 10, 2006 - 1:55 PM) [snapback]454118[/snapback] i know your trying to do the right thing for your motor, but this is one of those times where you should just trust the guys who have had their swaps for a while and have done a ton of research into this. |
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Jan 23, 2008 - 7:11 PM
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QUOTE(stetsonaw @ Jan 23, 2008 - 1:38 PM) [snapback]633612[/snapback] "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." lmao what is this from?!? -------------------- Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
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Jan 23, 2008 - 7:20 PM
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"The burgers here just dont cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little white castle burgers with those little itty bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals everytime u bit into one............ Just makes me want to burn this muthaf***er down!! Come on Pookie let burn this muthaf****er dwon!!!!
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Jan 23, 2008 - 7:57 PM
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Heartbreakers with Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sigourney Weaver, Ray Liotta, Jason Lee, and Gene Hackman
Jack's Mother: Uh, what it is you do, Mr. Staggliano? Vinny Staggliano: College professor. Jack's Mother: Oh! Uh, what do you teach? Vinny Staggliano: College stuff. What are you, a ****ing cop? again more here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125022/quotes I guess i give 2 much info next time ill just give a quote. -------------------- |
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Jan 23, 2008 - 7:59 PM
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"I'm kicking my own ass, do you mind?"
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Jan 23, 2008 - 8:20 PM
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From Rush Hour 1...
Carter: This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer. Carter: Damn, Chin, this is some greasy ****. You ain't got no better food, like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something? Chin: Chinese food, no soul food here! Carter: I didn't say nothin' 'bout no soul food, I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy ****. How you gonna sell a big box of grease? Chin: I'm no punk bitch! Carter: I'm no punk bitch neither! Chin: *I'm* no punk bitch! lol From The replacement... What the hell is this? Chinese spareribs. You don't want 'em, get the **** outta here. What I'm trying to figure out, is how did the Chinaman over here, get 700 pounds off of eating this ****? I'm Japanese, not Chinese. It's the same difference. What? It's the same difference. All that big... wachoo... waiching... chang... Nigga, please. You know Japan and China are two different countries, right? You know, I got an atlas, bitch. You wanna be a gansta? Yeah! [Nigel and Andre laugh, Jamal does some kungfu shouts and shoves Jumbo, the two start to scrap] Hey, hey, we're on the same team! We're on the same team, now chill out! You know, the Mick's right. I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody Welsh! [Grabs Nigel's head] Whatever. Man, I'm going to go sit with the deaf kid. hahahaha... -------------------- -Derick
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Jan 23, 2008 - 8:25 PM
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not from a movie, but a good one from family guy
on the subject of censoring peter's PTV: "What the hell! They let Sarah Jessica Parker’s face on TV and she looks like a foot!” heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.. -------------------- Pandelica 2.0 in progress. |
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Jan 23, 2008 - 8:38 PM
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omg dont even start the family guy stuff lol
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Jan 23, 2008 - 8:44 PM
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^ i love family guy but its falling off i like American Dad just as much.
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Jan 23, 2008 - 8:59 PM
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 omg family guy is way better,i would like American did,BUT THERES NO STEWIE !!and there to many ppl in it...
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Jan 23, 2008 - 9:09 PM
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Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger
Burger Guy: Double baco cheeseburger...It's for a COP Farva: What the hell's that all about? He gonna spit it in now? Burger Guy: No...I just told him that so he makes it good.........Don't spit in that cop's burger. Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy sh1t on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. -------------------- Note to new members. Discussions such as the ones below are forbidden.
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Jan 23, 2008 - 9:13 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 18, '07 From So Cal Currently Offline Reputation: 3 (100%) |
QUOTE(CelicaST_CALI @ Jan 24, 2008 - 1:59 AM) [snapback]633864[/snapback] omg family guy is way better,i would like American did,BUT THERES NO STEWIE !!and there to many ppl in it...Stweie is cool buy family is getting kinda old and does the same kinda jokes over and over again. Tell me this aint one of the best clips from either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPU2PkZp-oc -------------------- Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
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Jan 23, 2008 - 9:17 PM
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Daddy want some sausage? Some sausage?
and Funny thing about my back is that its located on my c**k freddy got fingered in superbad --------------------  QUOTE ‹Superaison› i'm a computer inclined guy.. ‹Superaison› or girl. idk what gender I am anymore. ‹SeverX13› *facepalm* QUOTE suprakid: o sh!t suprakid: i wanna get an obama chia pet SeverX13: hahahahaha |
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Jan 23, 2008 - 9:18 PM
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This isnt one of the best clips from either.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwyQkOBn4_o
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Jan 23, 2008 - 9:45 PM
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Everyone Needs to go watch the Kat Williams stand up / movie...
Every line is a good one. |
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Jan 23, 2008 - 9:47 PM
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QUOTE(Jared95 @ Jan 24, 2008 - 2:45 AM) [snapback]633890[/snapback] Everyone Needs to go watch the Kat Williams stand up / movie... Every line is a good one. U ever seen "repos" that movie is funny as hell. -------------------- Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
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Jan 23, 2008 - 10:07 PM
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"Seven little chipmunks twirling on a branch, eatin lots of sunflowers on my uncles ranch, you know that old childrens tale from the sea" Theres Something About Mary
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Jan 23, 2008 - 11:17 PM
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d@mn...not one quote from the best movie of all time...christ where do i begin?
in no particular order: i thought the rocky mountains would be a little rockier then this.....you know i was thinking the same thing?.....that john denver is full of sh*t man!!!...im only human harry!!...so we back tracked a tad...A TAD LLOYD?? A TADD...you drove half of the way across the country in the worng direction!!..now we dont have enough money to get to aspen!! we dont have enough money to get home!!!we dont have enough money to eat!! we dont have enough money to SLEEP!!...well theres no use standin around cryin about it...so were in hole...were just gonna have to dig ourselves out....you know what?? your right...your right..(harry walks off in anger)..lloyd: where are you going? HOME lloyd...im walking home!! whats the matter?? (Blows salt onto harry)..you SPILLED the SALT THATS whats the MATTER!..spilling the salt is very bad luck....were driving across the country the last thing we need is bad luck...quick! take some salt and throw it over your right shoulder...(harry takes entire salt shaker and throws it behind him)..WHAT THE?..ALRIGHT< WHOS THE DEAD MAN WHO HIT ME WITH THE SALT SHAKER?(lloyd points harry out) lloyd?? i caaaannn't..i cannnn'tt feel my fingers any more lloyd..there....there...there numb....eoowhh...why dont you wear this extra pair of gloves?..extra pair of gloves??...you've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time??..im going to kill you lloyd...im going to KILL YOU!!..HARRY!!!..just calm down!!! im going to kill you lloyd...HARRY YOU GOT THAT CRAZY LOOK IN YOUR EYE!!!...(harry picks up a small log and laughs) i know what im gonna do...something i shoulda did a looong loong time ago....im gonna throw this damn curse right into that damn pond!!..dont be foolish harry!!!...no....AHHHHH...HARRY...your hands are freeeeezzing....AHHHHH wow..i could go on and on..i know every line of that entire movie and every single one is hilarious PULLOVER...(rools window down)...PULLOVER!!...NO, its a carnigan but thanks for noticing!!..PULL YOUR VEHICLE TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!! --------------------  I"M NOT A TOYOTA FAN, IM A FANATIC 1984 accord hatch 5 speed (T-Belt)-Junkyard 1991 VDUB jetta wolfsburg Ed. 5 speed (clutch)-junkyard 1988 Dodge Aries K (sold) 1969 Chevy El camino - Traded for celica 1991 Dodge Daytona-Traded for Celica 1988 Chevy Camaro-Work in Progress 1989 Ford Mustang LX 5.0 - For Sale 1995 Toyota Celica-Work in Progress |
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Jan 24, 2008 - 5:05 AM
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QUOTE(SlickRick @ Jan 24, 2008 - 9:11 AM) [snapback]633817[/snapback] QUOTE(stetsonaw @ Jan 23, 2008 - 1:38 PM) [snapback]633612[/snapback] "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." lmao what is this from?!? Monty Python and the Holy Grail -------------------- ~Andy
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Jan 24, 2008 - 3:34 PM
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"litre is french, for gimme some fu(king cola before i break vous fu(king lips!"
"you forgot to say car ramrod" "oh yea i forgot" "but i wrote it on the pad" "oh yea.." "A why don't u sit on uncle rabbits lap" "i don't think thats such a good idea thorny" "and that was the 2nd time i got crabs.." "stinks like sex in here" "good job" -thank god for super troopers... "i remember my first beer..." "euros..are those like pesos? haha" -beerfest "your gonna die clown!" "is that goal regulation size or what??!!" "yea it is about time, i wanted to make the ball in the hole but i just couldn't do it.." :punch: "you just hit that guy" "he shouldn't been standing there.." -happy gilmore "shampoo is better, i go on first and leave the hair clean" "no, conditioner is better, i go on second and leave the hair silky and smooth.." "no i'm better, nuh-uh" ..... "stop looking at me swan!" "oo eric, i felt him kick. he's gonna be a soccer player" "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul" -billy madison in reply to earlier stated.. "my wife was the prom queen" -nicholas cage, the rock mr garrison- "kyle! did you say the 'f word'?" cartman- "jew?" mr. garrison- "sorry wendy but i just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" hitler- "oh yea ya like that, dontcha bitch" haha hitler- "your ass is huge, who am i suppose to pretend you are? lizza minelli?" <ha! -south park ftw! stewie - "here is how your suppose to sound, 'HOW do you do?' but here's how you sound, MOOOOO" peter- "whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.. lois, this is not my batman cup" stewie- "get in there and teach them the robot... :robot dance: .... ha, lets see the retarted kid from barney do this" stewie- "stop duckin me man! gimme my money!" -family guy FTW!!! mickey - "what-the-fu(k-do-i-want-a-caravan-for-thats-got-no-fu(kin-wheels?" mickey- "ya like daags?" tommy- "daags?" mickey- "yea, daags" :points to dog: tommy- "oh dOgs, yea i like dAAgs, i like caravans more" -snatch ok thats all from me for now... lol -------------------- proud =3sgte SWAPPED= '95 Celica ST owner [calling it the GT2 or half-trac]
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Jan 24, 2008 - 3:44 PM
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The TV show "The Office" has some great lines.
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Jan 24, 2008 - 3:45 PM
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ya,what does FTW stand for??
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Jan 24, 2008 - 3:53 PM
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Search in wiki^^^^ ... lol everything's in wiki.
For the win -------------------- -Derick
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Jan 24, 2008 - 4:08 PM
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QUOTE(cjh4l22 @ Jan 24, 2008 - 1:34 PM) [snapback]634108[/snapback] mr garrison- "kyle! did you say the 'f word'?" cartman- "jew?" mr. garrison- "sorry wendy but i just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" hitler- "oh yea ya like that, dontcha bitch" haha hitler- "your ass is huge, who am i suppose to pretend you are? lizza minelli?" <ha! -south park ftw! i thought that was saddam that said that -------------------- Fred
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Jan 24, 2008 - 7:34 PM
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QUOTE(FreddyTheOthaMeat @ Jan 24, 2008 - 9:08 PM) [snapback]634122[/snapback] QUOTE(cjh4l22 @ Jan 24, 2008 - 1:34 PM) [snapback]634108[/snapback] mr garrison- "kyle! did you say the 'f word'?" cartman- "jew?" mr. garrison- "sorry wendy but i just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" hitler- "oh yea ya like that, dontcha bitch" haha hitler- "your ass is huge, who am i suppose to pretend you are? lizza minelli?" <ha! -south park ftw! i thought that was saddam that said that It was saddam that said that -------------------- 1996 Toyota Celica Convertible GT (My 1st Celi,Owned since 2002)
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Jan 24, 2008 - 7:42 PM
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from "Knocked Up"
chick: "I'm pregnant" guy: "**** off" chick: "What?" guy: "What?" --------------------  She's Alive...... Again!!! QUOTE (95CelicaST @ Nov 17, 2009 - 5:53 AM)  QUOTE (SwissFerdi @ Nov 16, 2009 - 8:53 PM) QUOTE (95CelicaST @ Nov 16, 2009 - 11:51 PM) Sweet Jesus. You rang? Sorry, wrong number. :laugh: |
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Jan 24, 2008 - 8:59 PM
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QUOTE(Sh0gunkid8721 @ Jan 23, 2008 - 2:19 AM) [snapback]633562[/snapback] "I don't want a large Farva...I want a goddam liter o cola." ^ awesome movie QUOTE(stetsonaw @ Jan 23, 2008 - 8:38 AM) [snapback]633612[/snapback] "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." ^best of all time --------------------  Kawi Love |
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Jan 24, 2008 - 9:22 PM
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"I was thinking of the great scholar Socrates who once said "I drank what?""
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Jan 24, 2008 - 10:03 PM
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"Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've ****ed!"
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Jan 25, 2008 - 5:13 PM
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QUOTE(supershannon77 @ Jan 23, 2008 - 6:13 PM) [snapback]633787[/snapback] Clerks 2: Randal Graves: Why haven't you ****ed Myra yet? Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants. Randal Graves: Who the **** is Pillow Pants? Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y. [Randal stares] Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p***y troll? [scoffs] Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital ***? Randal Graves: ...Sure. Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have *** with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have ***. Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this? Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about *** stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet? Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend. Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it? Elias: [shakes head] Women. I love that movie...more great quotes from it here... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes KEVIN SMITH FILMS ROCK!! I guess i gotta go with "Snootchie Bootichies" and tag everyone ever made... -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM) Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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Jan 26, 2008 - 12:29 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 19, '07 From Washington Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
"Cause I'm the @$$h*** that said he could deliver....Am I an @$$h***? DO I LOOK LIKE AN @$$H***?!!!"
Nick Cage (very calmly)- "yeah" This post has been edited by 96bluevert: Jan 26, 2008 - 12:30 AM -------------------- "A true car enthusiast can see the potential in any car"
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Jan 26, 2008 - 2:19 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 1, '07 From Santa Barbara, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
"If you dont' chew big red... then **** YOU!" Talladega
"I ate a big red candle" Anchorman "My name is Asneeze, father of Achoo" Guess "Whats wrong with her underwear? It's not in my mouth" 40 yr old virgin |
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Jan 26, 2008 - 3:14 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jul 7, '06 From Los Alamos, NM Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
the part i dont get ms lippy, is that the boy stopped looking for his dog after an hour. you got a pet, a responsibility, you dont just give up. you get out there and find that ****ing dog!
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Jan 29, 2008 - 11:24 PM
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elian and fidel. que pasa jota? hahaha! hey man, i'll clean your widshield for ya! hahaha! uno, tres, cuatro, fourtro, taco! everythings copecetic homie! me gusta chocha! kiss my ass puto
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Jan 29, 2008 - 11:39 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
QUOTE(99Celica @ Jan 26, 2008 - 7:19 PM) [snapback]634797[/snapback] "My name is Asneeze, father of Achoo" Guess Robin Hood: Men in Tights Make it a challenge. -------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 3:00 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 1, '07 From Santa Barbara, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
ok here's another one for you mr. panda
Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times. |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 4:30 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
Ya know its not very fair to quote a fairly underground movie like kiss kiss bang bang. I mean, c'mon, use something that more than 9 people have seen.
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"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 4:37 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 11, '07 From Corona, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
kiss kiss bang bang = awesome, sarcastic movie
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Jan 30, 2008 - 4:46 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jul 31, '05 From Southern California Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
maybe it's not intended to be funny but i enjoy it -------------------- |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 4:59 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
^ great movie.
-------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 7:24 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 1, '07 From Santa Barbara, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
somebody's got too much time on their hands eh? Well here's one of my fav movies, i'll probably watch it tonight
"Heh heh. This, is a shotgun"..." It's a ****ing anti-aircraft gun" |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 7:36 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
QUOTE(thespacepanda @ Jan 30, 2008 - 1:30 PM) [snapback]636122[/snapback] Ya know its not very fair to quote a fairly underground movie like kiss kiss bang bang. I mean, c'mon, use something that more than 9 people have seen. make that ten. --------------------  |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 7:39 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!"
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Jan 30, 2008 - 7:41 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
QUOTE(GriffGirl @ Jan 31, 2008 - 12:39 AM) [snapback]636199[/snapback] "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!" R. Lee Ermey is my hero. -------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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Jan 31, 2008 - 4:15 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 3, '07 From Bellevue, Nebraska Currently Offline Reputation: 28 (100%) |
"This, is my BOOOOOOMSTICK!"
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Jan 31, 2008 - 9:53 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 19, '07 From tx Currently Offline Reputation: 22 (100%) |
Not a movie but funny as hell anyway:
"See, technically he's [dog] supposed to be neutered. But he's not. Go ahead, ask me how I know that! I think that's kinda what hell is like: constantly being raped by dog's. I'm not sure if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me! Cause he allowed you to make a dog that's constantly raping me!" "Can you back that up?" "Yeah I can back that up, you come next door again and I'll show ya!" 'No...I mean that ass"
This post has been edited by DEATH: Jan 31, 2008 - 9:53 AM --------------------  ENGINE: '93 RC 3S-GTE/WRC CT-20b [18-20PSI] PERF: TRD/HKS/ARP/NGK/MSD/ACT/Blitz/STRI/APEX'i/TwosRus/GReddy/Magnaflo/KOYO SUSP: Tein/Bilstein/SusTech/ INT: SS-III SEATS/Toyota Hyper Sports EXT: WRC/TRD/404 QUOTE (lagos @ Aug 25, 2010 - 10:13 AM) Its a safety feature so that people like you don't end up killing themselves or everyone around them. Slow down Paul Walker. 6GC Chat - Go there: [url="http://www.griffgirl.com/forum/chat/index.php[/url] |
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Jan 31, 2008 - 4:51 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
QUOTE(DEATH @ Jan 31, 2008 - 2:53 PM) [snapback]636428[/snapback] Not a movie but funny as hell anyway: "See, technically he's [dog] supposed to be neutered. But he's not. Go ahead, ask me how I know that! I think that's kinda what hell is like: constantly being raped by dog's. I'm not sure if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me! Cause he allowed you to make a dog that's constantly raping me!" "Can you back that up?" "Yeah I can back that up, you come next door again and I'll show ya!" 'No...I mean that ass" Good......Ball.........and Rape -------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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Jan 31, 2008 - 4:55 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 19, '07 From tx Currently Offline Reputation: 22 (100%) |
LOL I just got that season yesterday to complete my collection. Best buy has it on sale for $21.99 instead of the $36.99 retail price - this week only.
-------------------- ENGINE: '93 RC 3S-GTE/WRC CT-20b [18-20PSI] PERF: TRD/HKS/ARP/NGK/MSD/ACT/Blitz/STRI/APEX'i/TwosRus/GReddy/Magnaflo/KOYO SUSP: Tein/Bilstein/SusTech/ INT: SS-III SEATS/Toyota Hyper Sports EXT: WRC/TRD/404 QUOTE (lagos @ Aug 25, 2010 - 10:13 AM) Its a safety feature so that people like you don't end up killing themselves or everyone around them. Slow down Paul Walker. 6GC Chat - Go there: [url="http://www.griffgirl.com/forum/chat/index.php[/url] |
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Jan 31, 2008 - 5:19 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 20, '07 From Bakersfield, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 10 (100%) |
back in the day it was "Oh you're so cool Brewster" (1985). Now it is "I'll be like the Iron Chef of Pounding Vag"(2007).
Okay I lied. My favorite funny movie quote was "You look like a cholo dressed up on Easter" -- Pete "Knocked Up" 2007. The funny thing was... He did. This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Jan 31, 2008 - 5:21 PM -------------------- 91 MR2 Turbo SW20, 92 MR2 Turbo SW20, 95 Celica GT ST204
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Feb 1, 2008 - 12:48 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Oct 31, '02 From Boise, ID Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
"Who's throwing handles?" -Kung Foo Hustle
"But you were a mouse, you wanted cheese!" -Stardust You kinda have to be watching the movies, and it helps to have been drinking a little to truly appreciate. --------------------  psalm 69 |
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