Need your opinion: Cute waitress, Throwing myself at your mercy Options

[CAMAricer]

Have any of you guys ever asked a waitress out? And if so, how did you do it? And how did you tell that she was genuinely interested in you instead of your tip?


I'm almost embarrassed to say admit it, but I'm smitten by this one girl and can't seem to get her off my mind

[MaskedMan]

Which restaurant/bar/stripclub is this? Basically, you can ask her just like you'd ask any other girl out. The only way to tell if she's interested in you or not is if she gives you her number/email/AIM or not.

This post has been edited by MaskedMan: Oct 15, 2008 - 9:50 PM

[Supersprynt]

Say this verbatim:

Hey, would you be interested in going out sometime?

Wait for answer.

[j0e_p3t]

^ never would've thought of that one. but it sounds crazy enough to actually work.

This post has been edited by j0e_p3t: Oct 15, 2008 - 9:57 PM

[Culpable04]

1- she gives you her number too easy at first you think the feeling was mutual, then you find out she give her number to anyone who ask and goes out with everyone who offers ( been there )

2- she says " it's against my work policy " you insisted and then she falls ( good ground here )

3 she says " it's against my work policy " and keep and strong position about it ( been here too )

I must say I enjoyed it the number one, for what it lasted so no complaints

a waitress is just a girl that happens to work in a restaurant, so just approach her like you would any other girl, just don't try to impress her with big tips, that will send the wrong impression, and of course she will also take the money lol

[99Celica]

smitten is such a legit word...

just ask her if she'd like to get something to eat when she gets off work, real casual like. if she gives off a timid vibe, give her ur number and tell her to call u up if she changes her mind. U might wanna ask one of her coworkers if she has a bf first...or gf

Trav

[Random_Stranger]

Have any of you guys ever asked a waitress out? And if so, how did you do it? And how did you tell that she was genuinely interested in you instead of your tip?


I'm almost embarrassed to say admit it, but I'm smitten by this one girl and can't seem to get her off my mind

Yes, been in the same boat. But don't be like me man, it got me no where. What happened was that she wasn't serving our table, but she was really busy. She knew I kept looking at her and wouldn't look my way, and when she did, she smiled before making eye contact, because she knew it. She walked out and she knew I was looking, smiled and then looked at me with a big smile and looked away still smiling. The waitress on my table was really nice and seemed happy as she smiled at me, until I asked her the other waitresses name, and she told me, then I said I am stupidly shy and gave her my number to give to the other waitress. Well they both went in the back and came out, the one I gave the number to was all smiling, and the other one for our table didn't even look at me any more after that or ask if we were ok. LOL

To make a long story short, I never heard from her. I did say bye to her as I left, but that wasn't good enough. Just go to talk her. She is a person, of flesh and bone. Not a Goddess. That should make it easier. Just remember that all human beings go No.2 (Yeah I am talking about taking a $#!T), and if ever you get embarrassed or intimidated, just picture them on the pot whistling a tune. LOL

[808celica]

just approach her as any regular girl. well that's what i did. i guess it depends though.........on the girl afterall its her choice to chill with you or not.

[parriehunter]

just picture them on the pot whistling a tune. LOL

That has to be best bit of advice i have ever heard. that made me laugh.

my advice. just man up . if she says no just dont got back there. .

Goodluck with it.

[Random_Stranger]

just picture them on the pot whistling a tune. LOL

That has to be best bit of advice i have ever heard. that made me laugh.

my advice. just man up . if she says no just dont got back there. .

Goodluck with it.

Yeah, excellent and simple. Just make sure you don't like to eat there though. The place I met the waitress at, I hate that place. Stewart Anderson's Black Angus?! You would think the price of the food there would make it worthwhile, and oooooooooh nooooooooo. Me no likes it.

[D-Man]

just picture them on the pot whistling a tune. LOL

Any chick I'm about to get fresh with, I don't wanna imagine them on the can.

As for OP: man, In my humble experience... Ask nicely if they'd be intrested in doing something with you (calmly and nicely; and make sure you're looking her in her eyes; especially if she's a hooters waitress it's difficult, i know, but you GOTTA do this if you're to succeed)

OR:

Plan B: is to make as much chatter with her as you get the oppertunity (w/o being ridiculous about it) and ask if she has a BF, when she says 'no', then you say something like "cool, me neither" like it's all a big joke. She'll drop her number off the next time she passes you, or before you leave. Did anyone know that Chuck-E-Cheese is a great place to pick up waitress's BTW?

EDIT: you can slip the "hey wanna go out sometime" into "Plan B" right after you say "me neither" so if she shoots you down, it all looked like a big joke and you can come back to the restaurant. but IME; this has a 100% chance of picking up a single girl.

This post has been edited by D-Man: Oct 16, 2008 - 7:56 AM

[RickJamesBish]

Holy ****, that's great advice...I'm gonna do that.

I wonder what hot girls look like in my mind when they're doing their business?

[D-Man]

Holy ****, that's great advice...I'm gonna do that.

I know.

I wonder what hot girls look like in my mind when they're doing their business?

God, please don't give me any descriptions... I'd rather not know. (yes, I'm the crazy guy that makes my wife close the door )

"I dont know what happends behind that door, I dont want to know... Ya know why? Because sometimes i eat at that resturant" Carlos Mencia (or however you spell it)

ROFL

[cjh4l22]

one word: wow. lol



yea i was seeing a waitress for a while, but met her prior to the diner scene.

[Dr_Tweak]

I have one small bit to add:

























This thread is worthless without pics! BUAHAHAHA

[devilsden97]

Say this verbatim:

Hey, would you be interested in going out sometime?

Wait for answer.

x2 what do you honestly have to lose? lifes to short to sit around and wait.

[D-Man]

This thread is worthless without pics! BUAHAHAHA

X2, PICS OF THIS WAITRESS!!

And make sure they''re dirty "family orientated" pics

Going to hell in 3.....2.....1.....

[dustin15brown]

I admire you guys... I'm way too shy I just approach a random girl.... For real, no idea why

[Random_Stranger]

I admire you guys... I'm way too shy I just approach a random girl.... For real, no idea why

I used to be like that. Now I am more into cars to be bothered with women, I just like to look. I would really like a girlfriend or girlfriend potential girl, and I am tired of being a manwhore (LOL Shut up Jeff Lew!). Too much drama and other potential hazards from just "messing around" to be cautious of. So as of now, I just sit back, look, and just keep on dumping $$$$ into my car. "Racers don't need girlfriends" LOL (Initial D).

Just walk up to her and use lyrics from a song, I am sure she would get a kick out of that. Just be like "Baby girl, you know my situation", or like this........

Hey, sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
And like, sometimes I feel like my only friend
It might be the city I live in, the city of angels
But like, lonely as I am... Together we cry

[95CelicaST]

I would just straight up ask her. If she says it's against her work policy then ask what time her shift is over. Be there when she gets off work and ask again. She'll appreciate that.

[LewFX]

wtf! fausto, rat me out...goshhh....on the subject, i think its fair for a guy to ask a girl out while shes working, reverse the situation...if your gonna ask her out then do it after her shift or on a break...id make a poem and ask her if she likes poetry, write one for her and at the end, put your number if shes interested to get to know you more she will call. btw, fausto is a a$$$$$hooooollleee!!!

[D-Man]

Hey, sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
And like, sometimes I feel like my only friend
It might be the city I live in, the city of angels
But like, lonely as I am... Together we cry

i drive on the streets; cuz'
she's my companion
I walk thru the hills; cuz'
they know who i am



Now that sh!t is stuck in my head.

I would just straight up ask her. If she says it's against her work policy then ask what time her shift is over. Be there when she gets off work and ask again. She'll appreciate that.

yeah; make sure you're standing right by her car door; and if she refuses then follower her home and knock on her door and throw stones at her windows. Girls love that shi~

[/smart_ass_remark]

[Random_Stranger]

Now that sh!t is stuck in my head.

SUCCESS!!!

I almost said "I know you want to say it! This is the Rhythm of the night!" and all that crap. LOL Anyways.........

Mr. Jeff Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew........ I thought you were going to call me a manwhore too. Jeff! A poem? Women don't appreciate that mess anymore.


I am all real and not fake,
want to tear that @$$ up like a slice of chocolate cake
I love the way you be serving them dishes,
treat you better than I did all them bishes (you know what I mean)
If you gotta high horse, can you dismount?
By the way, you cool with us dining here together on your employee discount?


Or something like that. Just kidding. Man just make small talk about nothing, and then ask if she is interested in getting together sometime or hanging out. A decent girl will think it is cute that you are shy, so let your weakness be your strength.

[LewFX]

Now that sh!t is stuck in my head.

SUCCESS!!!

I almost said "I know you want to say it! This is the Rhythm of the night!" and all that crap. LOL Anyways.........

Mr. Jeff Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew........ I thought you were going to call me a manwhore too. Jeff! A poem? Women don't appreciate that mess anymore.


I am all real and not fake,
want to tear that @$$ up like a slice of chocolate cake
I love the way you be serving them dishes,
treat you better than I did all them bishes (you know what I mean)
If you gotta high horse, can you dismount?
By the way, you cool with us dining here together on your employee discount?




Or something like that. Just kidding. Man just make small talk about nothing, and then ask if she is interested in getting together sometime or hanging out. A decent girl will think it is cute that you are shy, so let your weakness be your strength.

manwhorage

[D-Man]

Now that sh!t is stuck in my head.

SUCCESS!!!

oh sh!t... It's war now... Prepare yourself for my worst...

Baby seems we never ever agree
You like the movies
And I like T.V.
I take thing serious
And you take 'em light
I go to bed early
And I party all night

Click... to Feel My WRATH!!

Muahahahhahahah~ This sh!t'll be stuck in your head and it'll piss you off too...

[Random_Stranger]

Now that sh!t is stuck in my head.

SUCCESS!!!

oh sh!t... It's war now... Prepare yourself for my worst...

Baby seems we never ever agree
You like the movies
And I like T.V.
I take thing serious
And you take 'em light
I go to bed early
And I party all night

Click... to Feel My WRATH!!

Muahahahhahahah~ This sh!t'll be stuck in your head and it'll piss you off too...

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! LOL Damn you D-Maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!!!! LOL OH God! This is going to drive me nucking futs now!!! LOL Nice comeback!!!

I loved that video as a kid. Man what I wouldn't do to her, even still! Knock the dust off that P(_)$$y

This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Oct 16, 2008 - 4:12 PM

[D-Man]

That's right b!tches... Don't fcuk with the D-Man

[Random_Stranger]

That's right b!tches... Don't fcuk with the D-Man

(dang it, how do I do the groveling/bowdown smiley?)

[D-Man]

That's right b!tches... Don't fcuk with the D-Man

(dang it, how do I do the groveling/bowdown smiley?)

<- That one? it's :bow_down: with no underscore in the middle. NOW BOW BEFORE ME!! MUAHAHAHAAHHA!!!



Okay, after he bows, we need to get back on topic. I know i've gone too far when I've defeated other members and forced them to respect my authority, because i used Paula Abdoul as a weapon; in a battle that the object was to get songs stuck eachothers head...

[Random_Stranger]

(So we can get back on topic) I will get you D-man if it's the last thing I doooooooooooooooo. LOL

[RickJamesBish]

Surprise buttsecks always works fine for me.

[xs94st]

rofl.

dude, just let her know whats up.

if she rejects, whatever. plenty of others hombre.

good luck. post updates.

[RickJamesBish]

On the other hand, you could also just lay your junk on the table and ask what she thinks. If she rejects that little move, then move on.

[Dr_Tweak]

Surprise buttsecks always works fine for me.

Best answer in this thread yet

[95CelicaST]

[Random_Stranger]

OMFG!!! LOL WHy do you guys post things like this and kill my abs from laugherrrrrrrrr?? Awe, I hate you....... LOL


Dude! She doesn't want buttsecks.... She's

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smoken room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on


D-maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn......... LOL

This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Oct 16, 2008 - 11:03 PM

[BlackCelicaGT94]

i left my myspace address on the receipt. that was about 3 years ago and we still talk from time to time;.

[D-Man]

ROFLMAO!!

Dude! She doesn't want buttsecks.... She's

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smoken room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on


D-maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn......... LOL

Fail. I dont know that one. You can't top me; best that you didn't even try... Or else i'll hit you with this or this.

And i've yet to get krunk; Dont make me whip out the big guns...

[malpaso]

To CAMAricer : just my opinion about dating waitress is just waste of time... ask your self question. How many guys do you thing has had the same idea? And not mentioning they are most probably richer, more handsome, more funny and better... equipped than you are .

[Jeunesse]

And not mentioning they are most probably richer, more handsome, more funny and better... equipped than you are .

LOL.. ouch

[D-Man]

To CAMAricer : just my opinion about dating waitress is just waste of time... ask your self question. How many guys do you thing has had the same idea? And not mentioning they are most probably richer, more handsome, more funny and better... equipped than you are .

that's just rough. Man, i've picked up waitress before. It's not a bad thing... usually dosen't last long... But Fry-girls work!! my chick i've been with for years now (and have a beautiful 8mo daughter with) i met at a whataburger!! (for those of you who dont know what whataburger is; SUCKS TO BE YOU!! ... it's like McDonnalds or BK)

I say you gofor it if you want it. And if all else fails... Supprise Buttsecks...

[Random_Stranger]

ROFLMAO!!

Dude! She doesn't want buttsecks.... She's

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smoken room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on


D-maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn......... LOL

Fail. I dont know that one. You can't top me; best that you didn't even try... Or else i'll hit you with this or this.

And i've yet to get krunk; Dont make me whip out the big guns...

D-Man, you don't know Journey - Midnight Train? Your killing me man. LOL

[DEATH]

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere
A singer in a smoken room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Fail. I dont know that one.

That means you're not a Sopranos fan - yet another notch you've dropped...tsk
[But the song is uberghey tho]

[Random_Stranger]

^^^ True

[D-Man]

humm.... I think i do now... It's taken me a coupple of reads; but i think i have the tune... IDK... does he say "strangers in the night" or something durring the courrous?

DEATH... Supranos? Dude, i dont watch them... i eat them some every time i goto pancho's. I love em with hunny and powdered sugar.

[Supersprynt]

i left my myspace address on the receipt. that was about 3 years ago and we still talk from time to time;.

LOL this is a sign of the times.

[CelicaST_CALI]

To CAMAricer : just my opinion about dating waitress is just waste of time... ask your self question. How many guys do you thing has had the same idea? And not mentioning they are most probably richer, more handsome, more funny and better... equipped than you are .

but they dont have a 6gc

[CAMAricer]

Richer? I doubt millionaires dine here...so I'd say I'm probably at the top 10% on this list.
More handsome? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That being said, I've had my fair share of girls after me (and no they ain't chickenheads, either!).
More funny? My stand-up isn't game, but I've got the self-depreciating, witty/sarcastic, and charming part down pat.
Better equipped? If we consider what is average..."average", then yeah, I'm *ahem* "better" than 50% of guys out there. Although I don't have a third leg to stand on, compared to those of my own ethnicity, I probably have the "leg up" on the competition

To CAMAricer : just my opinion about dating waitress is just waste of time... ask your self question. How many guys do you thing has had the same idea? And not mentioning they are most probably richer, more handsome, more funny and better... equipped than you are .

BTW, tonight I'll be going back, maybe try to snap a picture (w/o looking like a perv or stalker).

This post has been edited by CAMAricer: Oct 17, 2008 - 4:26 PM

[CelicaST_CALI]

cama ill be in the bay next weekend we should go get her

[devilsden97]

dude, how about when u go back there tonight, u grow a set and ask her out.

your not asking her to marry u forever, its just out for coffee or whatever. jesus

[RickJamesBish]

Buttsecks.

[MaskedMan]

Buttsecks.

[malpaso]

Richer? I doubt millionaires dine here...so I'd say I'm probably at the top 10% on this list.
More handsome? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That being said, I've had my fair share of girls after me (and no they ain't chickenheads, either!).
More funny? My stand-up isn't game, but I've got the self-depreciating, witty/sarcastic, and charming part down pat.
Better equipped? If we consider what is average..."average", then yeah, I'm *ahem* "better" than 50% of guys out there. Although I don't have a third leg to stand on, compared to those of my own ethnicity, I probably have the "leg up" on the competition

To CAMAricer : just my opinion about dating waitress is just waste of time... ask your self question. How many guys do you thing has had the same idea? And not mentioning they are most probably richer, more handsome, more funny and better... equipped than you are .

BTW, tonight I'll be going back, maybe try to snap a picture (w/o looking like a perv or stalker).

LOL it's not like knowing you better or something only writing about probabilities . My main idea is she must have dozens offers from customers every day (she just have opportunity to meet many people every day at work) and they are most probably... you know the rest . However... it's just my "general relation" to waitress. So fingers crossed

[xredjokerx]

where exactly is this restaurant and whats her name? i live in the bay too, maybe i'll go snap some pics HAHA

but i'd say just ask her out when she drops your check.

"Hey would you like to go out with me sometime?"

u may be nervous, but if u get rejected then leave her a bad tip LOL

[xs94st]

any updates?

[Euphoria]

To CAMAricer : just my opinion about dating waitress is just waste of time... ask your self question. How many guys do you thing has had the same idea? And not mentioning they are most probably richer, more handsome, more funny and better... equipped than you are .

sure he might not have as much money, or be as handsome, or funny or better equipped but he drives a celica so it doesn't matter, a good girl should go purely on that.

[parriehunter]

any updates?

x2.

[Random_Stranger]

Tell her


Damn baby all I need is a lil bit
A lil bit of this, a lil bit of that
get it crackin' in the club when you hear this $#!t
Drop it like it's hot get to workin' that back
Girl shake that thing, yeah work that thing
Lemme see you go up and down
Rotate that thing, I wanna touch that thing
When you make it go round and round


;-) You can do this

[CelicaST_CALI]

"im into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed"


hahah that will go over well

[D-Man]

Hummm, IDK about singing her a date request

But if you do, do it to a raver beat; chicks love that sh!t. And do it with glowsticks That's how i'd do it (IF i were to ask a chick out in song fourm)

[95CelicaST]

Hummm, IDK about singing her a date request

But if you do, do it to a raver beat; chicks love that sh!t. And do it with glowsticks That's how i'd do it (IF i were to ask a chick out in song fourm)

You fail to realize that we're all not asian.

[Random_Stranger]

Hummm, IDK about singing her a date request

But if you do, do it to a raver beat; chicks love that sh!t. And do it with glowsticks That's how i'd do it (IF i were to ask a chick out in song fourm)

Nah D-man, that is when you are doing stuff with them. You ever do that? In the middle of "doin' it", you put on some of that music and their head goes to the beat (don't make me get descriptive on this family site!)? Or sometimes you might even find yourself moving to the beat. It's funny as hell.

This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Oct 20, 2008 - 5:35 PM

[CelicaST_CALI]

Hummm, IDK about singing her a date request

But if you do, do it to a raver beat; chicks love that sh!t. And do it with glowsticks That's how i'd do it (IF i were to ask a chick out in song fourm)

You fail to realize that we're all not asian.

[RickJamesBish]

So, has he hit it yet?

Nah D-man, that is when you are doing stuff with them. You ever do that? In the middle of "doin' it", you put on some of that music and their head goes to the beat (don't make me get descriptive on this family site!)? Or sometimes you might even find yourself moving to the beat. It's funny as hell.

What's "doing it"?

[D-Man]

Hummm, IDK about singing her a date request

But if you do, do it to a raver beat; chicks love that sh!t. And do it with glowsticks That's how i'd do it (IF i were to ask a chick out in song fourm)

You fail to realize that we're all not asian.

I'm not asian either. White as a whitey can get. my chick is latina. My daughter is obviously halfnhalf.

Just an outdated strange man who enjoys stange illuminous things It's sad really.

Hummm, IDK about singing her a date request

But if you do, do it to a raver beat; chicks love that sh!t. And do it with glowsticks That's how i'd do it (IF i were to ask a chick out in song fourm)

Nah D-man, that is when you are doing stuff with them. You ever do that? In the middle of "doin' it", you put on some of that music and their head goes to the beat (don't make me get descriptive on this family site!)? Or sometimes you might even find yourself moving to the beat. It's funny as hell.

Understood. Infact, i read a quote and passed it onto another member here, who continued to modify it, and it wound up hallarious. PM me for details

So, has he hit it yet?

Nah D-man, that is when you are doing stuff with them. You ever do that? In the middle of "doin' it", you put on some of that music and their head goes to the beat (don't make me get descriptive on this family site!)? Or sometimes you might even find yourself moving to the beat. It's funny as hell.

What's "doing it"?

Whats "hitting it"?

[DEATH]

So, has he hit it yet?

Nah D-man, that is when you are doing stuff with them. You ever do that? In the middle of "doin' it", you put on some of that music and their head goes to the beat (don't make me get descriptive on this family site!)? Or sometimes you might even find yourself moving to the beat. It's funny as hell.

What's "doing it"?

Whats "hitting it"?

Hitting it is what you tell yourself you're doing while your GF pretends she's enjoying it

[D-Man]

So, has he hit it yet?

Nah D-man, that is when you are doing stuff with them. You ever do that? In the middle of "doin' it", you put on some of that music and their head goes to the beat (don't make me get descriptive on this family site!)? Or sometimes you might even find yourself moving to the beat. It's funny as hell.

What's "doing it"?

Whats "hitting it"?

Hitting it is what you tell yourself you're doing while your GF pretends she's enjoying it

Good thing my "knowledgeable friend" here has all the answers... From first hand experience

[RickJamesBish]

Whats "hitting it"?

What's a penis?

[D-Man]

Whats "hitting it"?

What's a penis?

A person whom plays the piano.

[GriffGirl]

Whats "hitting it"?

What's a penis?

Look behind you, it's that thing in your butt.



(don't ban me for that one)

[parriehunter]

Griffgirl you almost made me fall off my chair when i read that. Hahahahahahaha.

Any updates on this thread? has he maned up yet?

[GriffGirl]

You can't just set yourself up for that and expect no one to notice LOL

[RedSunCelica]

......all these post and still no picture of the chick


we'll you can always do what a few of the marines here say .... "when in doubt .. whip it out"

[xs94st]

in regards to 'hitting' it, my friend laughs everytime i tell her lets smash cuz shes like, 'that would hurt, why would you smash it?' rofl.

[Random_Stranger]

in regards to 'hitting' it, my friend laughs everytime i tell her lets smash cuz shes like, 'that would hurt, why would you smash it?' rofl.

SPeaking of things in regards to that. Once a chick sent me lots of videos of guy beat boxing. And then she said she thought it was hot. So I came to the conclusion she wants a guy to beat box her vagine.

This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Oct 24, 2008 - 2:30 AM

[D-Man]

Any updates on this thread? has he maned up yet?

x2

You can't just set yourself up for that and expect no one to notice LOL

Oh and griff will testify, there were several PM's that went around with things we cannot post there was much giggling behind your back. But i'm not the kinda guy who'll hide it, PM me and i'll tell you some of the stuff that got said

......all these post and still no picture of the chick


we'll you can always do what a few of the marines here say .... "when in doubt .. whip it out"

X2 on this picture, WTF?!
Also, my mama's husband is a marine, and he says alot of stuff like that.

in regards to 'hitting' it, my friend laughs everytime i tell her lets smash cuz shes like, 'that would hurt, why would you smash it?' rofl.

HOLEY CRAPOLA!! I thought i was the only person who said that anymore

EDIT: OP, Again, PICS or GTFO!!

Then: RESULTS or GTFO!!

This post has been edited by D-Man: Oct 24, 2008 - 8:20 AM

[CAMAricer]

No updates on the waitress yet, work has been kicking my @$$ these past 2 weeks.

BUT...

I did manage to massively FAIL with two Playboy bunnies last weekend! Somehow I actually had one of them hanging off one of my arms laughing...until I totally blew it. But story is for another thread...

[xredjokerx]

cama. post or ban.

[RickJamesBish]

Whats "hitting it"?

What's a penis?

Look behind you, it's that thing in your butt.



(don't ban me for that one)

I'm not gonna take offense on this one actually...that was pretty good.

WTF. You're the same one? So you fail with a waitress AND two playboy bunnies? Oh come on.

This post has been edited by RickJamesBish: Oct 26, 2008 - 8:57 AM

[GriffGirl]

Whats "hitting it"?

What's a penis?

Look behind you, it's that thing in your butt.



(don't ban me for that one)

I'm not gonna take offense on this one actually...that was pretty good.

WTF. You're the same one? So you fail with a waitress AND two playboy bunnies? Oh come on.

I'm glad you're a good sport 'cause it'd be gayer than I am if you took it seriously or personally.

[whatthe]

tell her you drive a celica, thats not enough?

[RickJamesBish]

Whats "hitting it"?

What's a penis?

Look behind you, it's that thing in your butt.



(don't ban me for that one)

I'm not gonna take offense on this one actually...that was pretty good.

WTF. You're the same one? So you fail with a waitress AND two playboy bunnies? Oh come on.

I'm glad you're a good sport 'cause it'd be gayer than I am if you took it seriously or personally.

I demand pics for being a good sport.

[D-Man]

Speaking of pics, Where are pics of the waitress? What are the results?

Dude, common, you're ruining it with many-a-chick. Common and score something already.

[CAMAricer]

Haha. Okay, I've finally gotten her shifts down (I think). Last 2 times I went, she wasn't there. But I'll be back tonight...

But don't get your hopes too high, she no playmate (well, maybe to me )

Speaking of pics, Where are pics of the waitress? What are the results?

Dude, common, you're ruining it with many-a-chick. Common and score something already.

[D-Man]

Haha. Okay, I've finally gotten her shifts down (I think). Last 2 times I went, she wasn't there. But I'll be back tonight...

But don't get your hopes too high, she no playmate (well, maybe to me )

She dosen't have to be. I just wanna know what all the commotion is about!! Seconly, i wanna see you score a date with this lucky girl if we're gunna have 5 pages about her.

[CAMAricer]

FAILED

[Legit94GT]

FAILED

Details...

It could just be a ploy...
Sometimes you just have to go back in and ask again in a week or so...
unless she is taken then you screwed... Well not literally

[chu808]

i know this is an old post, and not sure if you kicked it with her yet.

When she ask you what you want to order, you reply

"can I have ------- and your number 2 please."

it works when the menu has numbers in front of it for faster orders. my friend used this one time, and the girl went crazy for him, she turned out to be messed up though

[Legit94GT]

i know this is an old post, and not sure if you kicked it with her yet.

When she ask you what you want to order, you reply

"can I have ------- and your number 2 please."

it works when the menu has numbers in front of it for faster orders. my friend used this one time, and the girl went crazy for him, she turned out to be messed up though

HMMM what your saying is that the girl that fell for the cheesy pick up line was a tad bit off? go figure lol

[D-Man]

^x2.

Ricer, How'd you fail?

and i'm going to say it again...

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!

[RickJamesBish]

Naked pics. Of tits. And ass.


Yeeeeaaaaah

[D-Man]

Naked pics. Of tits. And ass.


Yeeeeaaaaah

[njccmd2002]

IBL

[D-Man]

Okay Ricer, MONDAY morning, I want PICS and RESULTS or this thread should end... After everyone flames you

I'll be back monday, and I'll be EXPECTING PICS and RESULTS!! You dont have to get her to open her legs or anything; but atleast come up with a phone number or surprise ButtSecks. (pics! ) lol.

Seriously though, this thread has reached maximum capacity W/o Pics or results.

PICS AND RESULTS MONDAY!! i'll be here at 8am. Have fun.

[RickJamesBish]

I failed for demanding pics? Fine.

PM them to me, not D-Man.

This post has been edited by RickJamesBish: Nov 1, 2008 - 10:31 AM

[95CelicaST]

This thread blows. Mods should lock this now.

[njccmd2002]

i smell

[MaskedMan]

CAMA you failed!? Does this mean we can't eat there anymore? .

[soulshadow]

I don't know what it is with asking people for love advice on a forum for cars, but if It came down to me. Your in the wrong forum for love advice.
I could easily advice you that you need to take a wrench to the place and turn her screws but that would be tottally wrong.

Theres tons of girls out there, you should shop around some more if it is just for that 1 night cleaning service, or a long time job contract.
A lot of people here don't know much about love, hence we could barely even keep one or our cars running sometimes.

If it doesn't work out when you ask her, just move on. I bet shes seen better guys everyday that she likes.

IF your super desperate you can hire a bum or a friend to rob her when she is going home and you can be the SUPER HERO who comes to her rescue or something like that.

[MaskedMan]

I don't know what it is with asking people for love advice on a forum for cars, but if It came down to me. Your in the wrong forum for love advice.
I could easily advice you that you need to take a wrench to the place and turn her screws but that would be tottally wrong.

This forum is very diverse. I wouldn't say that it is the wrong place to ask for girl advice.

There are some very knowledgeable members here on any subject. Some of the best life advice I've seen has come from this forum.

Yea we all love our Celicas (ok most of us), but we aren't JUST Celica drivers, we are much more than that.

We each have our own stories, and we share our experiences, our ups, our downs, our lives.

I don't think I would go as far as to say he was looking for LOVE advice, because that just seems kind of extreme. I would say just more dating/conversational advice.