How I FAILED with two playboy bunnies..., *the sadness continues* Options

[CAMAricer]

I was at the race at Laguna Seca last weekend (American Le Mans) and caught the race, cars, booths, etc. At the Mazda tent, there were four playmates signing autographs, and since I was the only one in my party who paid to get in, I figured I'd get my money's worth and get the signed photos (my boys chickened out). So, when it was my turn, I introduced myself to one of the girls but got back a very peculiar look. Here's how the conversation went:

"Hey! You look familiar. Have I seen you before?"
"Nah, I don't think so."

[She begins to start signing, then stops and looks up at me again]

"No, really. I know you from somewhere..."

[At this point, I'm freaking out because it was like she was accusing me of being a stalker or something]

"Um, I don't think so."

"You look really familiar. How come I think I've seen you before?"

"Gee, maybe all Asians look the same to you?"

[She bursts out laughing, turns to her friend.]

"Oh my gosh, he's so funny! He said that all Asians look the same! Isn't that hilarious!?"

[The friend makes a comment how she gets the same thing said to her too (apparently she's Asian too). She turns back at me, grabs a hold of my forearm and smiles. Then she proceeds to sign the photo, now holding my hand. Here's where things head south...]

Me - "Well, I'm from LA. You been down there?"
Her - "Yeah! Which shows were you at? Were you at Glamor-con?"
Me - "Um, no. Maybe a comic book convention?"
Her - "A what convention?"
Her friend - "You said comic convention, right?"
Me - "Yeah."


I swear you had to be there to fully understand the looks on both of their faces when I let that slip out. Off went her hand from mine, a pathetic shake of the head, and a firm, "No," was the reply.

Her - "Well thanks for stopping by."



AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For the record, I meant to say Sports Collectible convention (Frank & Sons, for those who live in SoCal). It was once a comic book convention, but evolved to a sports memorabilia show.

Anyways, I had this girl laughing, smiling, hanging on to my hand, the works. With a slip of the tongue, I ended up looking like an idiot. *sigh*...and I used to have more game than this too...

Oh, if you wondering which playmates they were, here are the pics:





This post has been edited by CAMAricer: Oct 26, 2008 - 2:13 AM

[manphibian]

Worst. Chat-up line. Ever....


The bottom one looks like a horse, but the top one is hot!

[808celica]

you suck man...........where daft boy.......and his EPIC FAIL!!!!!

[manphibian]

[Culpable04]

Worst. Chat-up line. Ever....


The bottom one looks like a horse, but the top one is hot!

ok you keep the top one, I'll take a ride on the horse



at camaricer, I failed once BIG time, ( I got a chance to recover which you may not get lol ) my sister is a model, and there was this Puerto Rican model on the same contest my sister was, so story short, the girl saw me dropping my sister once and started asking question about me, my sister pass the word and I went there with all my hopes and game well planned out.

one question ruined it all

What do you do for living ?

my answer

I make drugs

you mean drugs ?

my dumbass

yes, real drugs

I should have said, medicine or something, but no I decided to be simply dumb and kept saying drugs.

she didn't wanna hear explanations or anything, the real truth is I'm a Chemist lol ( actually still going to school, but you get the idea ) and was working for a pharmaceutical company at the time.

my sister explained that to her later on the week and I got to taste what real mojito taste like lol

[supershannon77]

how about we see a pic of you.

[xredjokerx]

lol sorry cama. epic fail >__<
and yeah the top one is hotter
and cama when are we gunna meet up man i havent met anyone in the bay with a celica and i KNOW there are alot of u guys out here haha.

[devilsden97]

thats not u failing, thats them having preconsieved steriotypes.

they fail not u.

you are who u are, and you were not pretending to be someone else(like many people do). and that shows alot of character.


and tahts that....glad that gayboat has sailed.

[Culpable04]

I say you need character when you meet a girl and you feel like the relationship can go a long way, but when you meet playboy bunnies, you have to just PLAY your game, I mean they call them playboy bunnies for a reason no ?


BTW CAMAricer you didn't fail, you got a lot farther than your friend did, you like comics so what ? lol one of them still touched your arm ( don't wash it BTW ) and you were able to see up close girls that a lot of guys only see on magazines and on their dreams.

just skip the comics stories next time lol

[playr158]

a comic book convention...

[parriehunter]

I wouldn't call that a fail. how many other guys could say what you just said?

[Supersprynt]

Sorry no playboy bunnies ever fail in my book.

It's funny, I give you that.

[samir0189]

Dude, you're not an idiot. Just because you enjoy something that they think is silly is no reason for you to think you said something wrong, or something that made you look like a fool. Sure they may think its "uncool." Oh well. Some may think them posing for a nudey mag is childish or immature too. (Probably no one on here! LOL)

You met two extra hawt chicks, PLAYBOY bunnies, how many people really get that opportunity, and she TOUCHED YOU! OMG. lol. That's an automatic WIN right there.

[eggman40]

Que the music: WHAAAAAA Whaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa.........


Ill give you props for the first half of the story, you were doing soooooo well then... well that happened

[Random_Stranger]

Damn foooo......... I dunno what to say, but....... Psych! LOL Jk. Next time true believer........ next time.

[RickJamesBish]

Props on having the ballsack to go up and talk to Playmates, that's for sure. Just remember it's the effort that counts, next time you'll know what to do in order to pull of the executive move.

[Random_Stranger]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan. They are playmates my boy. Upper class prostitutes/strippers. Wait...... I mean upper class strippers. Porn stars are upper class prostitutes. Pretty much, a stripper you approach, you whip out a dollar and say "Lemme see them warlocks", and then bam! There they are. A playmate is nothing special man. From how you said them girls talk, I doubt they got an IQ above 12. The only difference between them and a dog other than looks is, the dog sees in black & white. You gotta step up your game and be like "AY! (then use your intelligence to get the strippers-o-elegance, you feel me?)".


Make up something like "Did you know swallowing can help improve the color of your off white teeth if from someone of blood type (insert yours here), during (the exact time of day)?" They just human beings, they get the $#!Ts like we all do, they ain't Goddess. You over there acting like they don't wake up in the morning with some of that "Do you know Kung Fu? Cuz your breath be Kickin'" breath.

This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Oct 25, 2008 - 10:28 PM

[RickJamesBish]

I sort of understand your reasoning, but low IQ just results in them being less aware of the situation around them. Plus, how many guys can say they've rammed a playmate? There's a big difference between them and an prostitute, even an upper-crust one.

This post has been edited by RickJamesBish: Oct 25, 2008 - 10:31 PM

[Random_Stranger]

I sort of understand your reasoning, but low IQ just results in them being less aware of the situation around them. Plus, how many guys can say they've rammed a playmate? There's a big difference between them and an prostitute, even an upper-crust one.

Ok, ok..... you got a good point there. I am just sayin', you can't go into the war being dead already, you know?

[Supersprynt]

Being a playmate doesn't make you stupid.

[3WayStunna]

Dont see how your an idiot either....so what you missed a chance with a "playmate"....whoope dee doo, what a way to put the Kitty on a pedastal...like everyone else said, there just glorified strippers...i mean, be honest, we al know there are hotter if not "just the same looking chicks" around anyways, that arent playboy "bunnies"...

btw, im sure that it was all pretty funny though, lol...

[CAMAricer]

Well, the second girl was pretty cute (the Asian one). And personally, I don't think they were out of my league (haha, I have this distorted illusion of grandeur). But I felt like I screwed up a chance to hang out with them afterward, maybe for lunch or a drink. If I had come up with a clever line, a witty remark, something interesting, who knows what could have happened. Oh well...

BTW, I've met other playmates before. Actually, I met Brande Roderick.



She was super nice, sweet, and personable. She was the reason why I blurted out the "comic book convention" remark ('cause I met her at one )

This post has been edited by CAMAricer: Oct 26, 2008 - 2:24 AM

[MaskedMan]

It's ok Nam, they are just girls. My friend from High School became a Playboy bunny my last year of High School. So just an example of how Playmates = Just regular girls.

[Tigawoods]

those girls look familiar.


i think i have masturba....
















nvm

[3WayStunna]

ROR

[parriehunter]

ROR

x2.

Maybe you CAMA should try and use those skills on the waitress? or what you have learnt.

[RickJamesBish]

CAMA, next time you're presented with an awkward situation like that, just lay your junk on the table/closest horizontal service. That'll start the conversation again.

Unless you just have a seriously small wiener, then you might wanna keep it in...

[TRD_Ian]

in your shoes.... i woulda made a bunch of sh*t up.....yea im a race car driver or some thing like that.........remember they are the play mates.....if they are dump or not.......they know nothing about you remember that soooo....you have nothing to hide and nothing to be ashamed of....not like ur ever gonna see em again any ways so sail that bs ship for all yea want lol..goood luck next time

[Rayme]

Jeez I hope you aren't serious, don't base your abilities or self-esteem about how you can impress playboy bunnies. Get a grip man! No need to be sad about anything.

This post has been edited by Rayme: Oct 26, 2008 - 6:02 PM

[j0e_p3t]

that doesn't sound like a fail to me. well, not the first half anyways. the second part made me slap my forehead. but technically it was a half success. you gotta be more optimistic. anywho.. what are their names? never seen them before.

This post has been edited by j0e_p3t: Oct 27, 2008 - 12:59 AM

[LewFX]

like you woulda done anything with them!!! cmon i met you, you're a gentleman not a manwhore like fasuto!

[RickJamesBish]

Well, you can definitely make sure I would've beat.

[cjh4l22]

sorry dude. -epic fail-