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 Dec 23, 2009 - 4:32 PM
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I'll try to sum it up by telling you about the folks I work with.
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but she is completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers. But the jewel in the crown has got to be that stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22! He dresses like a throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his massive dog to work. Every single day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day. Anyway, I drive these weirdo's around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff. 
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Dec 23, 2009 - 4:53 PM
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LOL!
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Dec 23, 2009 - 5:43 PM
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Dec 23, 2009 - 6:04 PM
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what do you guys actually do? solve mysteries?
omg sounds like u have the mystery machine This post has been edited by nics: Dec 23, 2009 - 6:07 PM -------------------- God made man....
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Dec 23, 2009 - 6:21 PM
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Badass. How much does it pay?
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Dec 23, 2009 - 6:25 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
I hear the benefits are great, all the free snacks you could ever want I bet
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Dec 23, 2009 - 6:40 PM
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QUOTE (nics @ Dec 23, 2009 - 3:04 PM)  what do you guys actually do? solve mysteries? omg sounds like u have the mystery machine :facepalm: Right over your head. Amazing thread BTW. I approve. -------------------- 1991 MR2 - T-tops - Crimson Red - Gen3 3SGTE - Lots of money
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Dec 23, 2009 - 6:40 PM
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how sad is it that when you desribed each person I immediately related them to the cartoon........ Really
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Dec 23, 2009 - 6:47 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 15, '08 From Royal Oak, MI Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
QUOTE (95CelicaST @ Dec 23, 2009 - 3:40 PM) QUOTE (nics @ Dec 23, 2009 - 3:04 PM) what do you guys actually do? solve mysteries? omg sounds like u have the mystery machine :facepalm: Right over your head. Amazing thread BTW. I approve. your reply  fail more misinterpreting QUOTE (95CelicaST @ Dec 23, 2009 - 3:40 PM) Amazing thread BTW. I approve. what a suckup 
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Dec 23, 2009 - 9:22 PM
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What?! No dog?
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Dec 23, 2009 - 9:39 PM
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This thread is awesome. I didn't catch it at first until you solved mysteries. Then I punched myself for being an idiot. This made my day.
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Dec 23, 2009 - 10:59 PM
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sounds like a great job. hahahhah how did you ever land it?
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Dec 23, 2009 - 11:06 PM
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??? i'm tired...???
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Dec 23, 2009 - 11:22 PM
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lmao good **** hahaha
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Dec 23, 2009 - 11:52 PM
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scoobie snacks!!
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Dec 23, 2009 - 11:58 PM
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IBTL!
Haha, dog treats...you forgot to mention that you that stupid scarf/tie with that fugly white sweater. What is up with that scarf!?! --------------------   2002 SC430 (WC) - 19" SSR Comp-H, Daizen swaybars, Sparco Demons, JDM Soarer conversion, carbon fiber spoiler, Injen intake, front strut bar, drilled/slotted Brembo rotors 1997 Celica ST (DD) - 17" ADR, ViS Zyclone CF hood, ViS CF hatch, K&N intake, Invader body kit |
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Dec 24, 2009 - 4:20 AM
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QUOTE (CAMAricer @ Dec 23, 2009 - 8:58 PM) IBTL! Haha, dog treats...you forgot to mention that you that stupid scarf/tie with that fugly white sweater. What is up with that scarf!?! "If one more person says something about MY ASCOT! DAYUM It's fashionable!" LOL I am looking for the robot chicken episode where they do that. Where Daph is hasslin' hiim about that. Crikey! 'Ere we Go! >>> http://www.livevideo.com/video/WILDCAT/A0D...by-doo-the.aspx This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Dec 24, 2009 - 4:29 AM -------------------- 91 MR2 Turbo SW20, 92 MR2 Turbo SW20, 95 Celica GT ST204
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Dec 24, 2009 - 5:29 AM
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Dec 24, 2009 - 6:10 AM
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QUOTE (CAMAricer @ Dec 23, 2009 - 11:58 PM) IBTL! Haha, dog treats...you forgot to mention that you that stupid scarf/tie with that fugly white sweater. What is up with that scarf!?! did you really just suggest locking a mods thread? -------------------- Breaking Axles...
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Dec 24, 2009 - 1:52 PM
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lol
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Dec 24, 2009 - 8:24 PM
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lol that was great, i was reading it and was thinkin what kind of frigin job do you get to bring a dog to work, then i clued in when i read the part about the van and stuff.lol that was a good laugh
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Dec 29, 2009 - 8:19 PM
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Are you the blonde headed jock?
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Jan 1, 2010 - 11:08 AM
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very interesting
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Jan 4, 2010 - 10:29 PM
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Jan 5, 2010 - 12:45 PM
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I think we'll stick with the clean version.
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Jan 5, 2010 - 9:38 PM
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Damnit luke. Sounds like my last job.
SOLUTION!! **** hot chick, Have ugly (smart) chick do everyones work (by outsmarting her) have Scooby N Shaggy head down and buy lunch for you. They'll be too stoned to remember that you never paid them for lunch. Just say you did when they get back. While Shag's n Scoob are down at the pizza parlar, and Smart (ugly) chick is working. You're banging dumbsh!t like nothing ever happened. And then you play the whole thing off... WINRAR!! -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM) Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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Jan 5, 2010 - 10:19 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 15, '07 From Tennessee Currently Offline Reputation: 52 (100%) |
makes no sense...
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If you PM me and I dont respond, dont fret or cry. Im alive, better post your questions in the thread below, maybe I log back in 2grfe Swapped... Why I chose the 2GR, before you ask read here... A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within. @llamaraxing in Instagram is the best way to find me. I hardly log here anymore. |
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Jan 5, 2010 - 10:31 PM
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i didnt catch on until you mentioned them eating so much lol... but look to the good side! when you guys are splitting up u get to bang the hot chick and the geek watches... (well thats what was implied on a johnny bravo episode) lol
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Jan 6, 2010 - 6:46 PM
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^^^ lol at d-man
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Jan 6, 2010 - 6:50 PM
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"Every single day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. "
OMFG! QUOTE (richee3 @ Dec 23, 2009 - 8:39 PM) This thread is awesome. I didn't catch it at first until you solved mysteries. Then I punched myself for being an idiot. This made my day. Same here. The misteries thing made me think, "Hmmm, sounds like Scooby-Doo. What a coinci...WAIT!!!" 
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QUOTE (D-Man @ Jan 5, 2010 - 8:38 PM) Damnit luke. Sounds like my last job. SOLUTION!! **** hot chick, Have ugly (smart) chick do everyones work (by outsmarting her) have Scooby N Shaggy head down and buy lunch for you. They'll be too stoned to remember that you never paid them for lunch. Just say you did when they get back. While Shag's n Scoob are down at the pizza parlar, and Smart (ugly) chick is working. You're banging dumbsh!t like nothing ever happened. And then you play the whole thing off... WINRAR!! I LOLed.
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