Bragging thread, there wasnt enough threads on this yet Options

[coustoe]

heres it, your time to brag about how rich you are, how smart you are, how good looking etc.....

We want to hear it all

[madmods]

heres it, your time to brag about how rich you are, how smart you are, how good looking etc.....

We want to hear it all 
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I just inherited my dads ferrari-dealership in Scottsdale -Ferrari-Exports
My girlfriend is a model for speedo
My Iq has been tested as genius
Some girls say I have a 3rd leg

And if you believe any of this you might be wrong! You might be right! Im not saying
Who reads these stupid post anyways?

J/k j/k j/k

[turboinduction]

heres it, your time to brag about how rich you are, how smart you are, how good looking etc.....

We want to hear it all 
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I just inherited my dads ferrari-dealership in Scottsdale -Ferrari-Exports
My girlfriend is a model for speedo
My Iq has been tested as genius
Some girls say I have a 3rd leg

And if you believe any of this you might be wrong! You might be right! Im not saying
Who reads these stupid post anyways?

J/k j/k j/k
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and I bet you sell on ebay as ferrari-export and your selling that beautiful tan interior (which I'd buy if it was black)

well, to brag....

i'm better than everyone
-Ti

This post has been edited by turboinduction: Dec 17, 2004 - 10:12 PM

[madmods]

and I bet you sell on ebay as ferrari-export and your selling that beautiful tan interior (which I'd buy if it was black)


Yea, thats me, actually may in the shop use that name, so its the shops name.
So buy my interior its cheap!

[BlackCelicaGT94]

im gonna brag about my... nice....round...sexy...


RIMS :-P

[dstrbcelica]

well..i have 14 inch penis w00t

-dstrb

[celicarocker]

well..i have 14 inch penis  w00t

-dstrb
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thats a little blunt

[Akimbo]

well..i have 14 inch penis  w00t

-dstrb
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thats a little blunt
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Doesn't seem that little to me.

[BlackCelicaGT94]

my signature says it all ;-)

[dstrbcelica]

well..it's something to brag about and this is the bragging thread.

-dstrb

[madmods]

my signature says it all ;-)
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That little girl is a tease!

[macavely]

I ain't dead yet... lol ...

[Batman722]

some of you have seen my ...pic

[Jen]

I'm banging John.

[madmods]

I'm banging John.
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thats braggin!!!

[madmods]

I'm banging John.
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So am I!

[Jen]

I'm banging John.
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So am I!
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You wish.

[Chrobis]

I got a good one, I drive a celica. OHHH BEAT THAT LAMERS!

[Mynzeyes]

i AM john....


i win. game over.

that, and i get to mod this fine forum, and that's always fun..

-John-

[orvillescelica]

recently i discovered i am an ironing prodigy! I can iron shirts and pants faster and better than anyone else i know

[Digndoug]

I can drink more beer then i want before im sick of it, also before im not even drunk. Also, I have 2 sail-boats and two power boats my self. And other wise, Im sexy (some might like to think) and i have a ... well I was told im gifted.

[Akimbo]

I can eat a hojillion pounds of food and still not gain any weight.

And I can destroy beautiful things like the best of em.

[Digndoug]

I can eat a hojillion pounds of food and still not gain any weight.

And I can destroy beautiful things like the best of em.
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I hate you, I hate people that can eat everything and not have any effect. Thats like both my brothers and most of my friends, But I have to eat very healthy and work out. I got screwed.

[turboinduction]

i'm pretty

-Ti

[Sev408]

im part black, so i can run faster then you all and i have cop sense.

and im serious about this also. SO BEAT THAT unless you are black then sh*t.(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

[Bigmeanbulldog55]

I'm American Indian, and I can hunt and track well.

[Kamakiri]

some of you have seen my ...pic 
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Ugh..... thanks for reminding me.....

Not much to brag about other than life being great.....

[Coomer]

I can destroy intake filters like no-one else can.

[Digndoug]

Im also spanish so i get really tan in the summer, very easly. thats the only thing my friends hate me fore besides my good looks.

[SinisterWhisper]

I gain weight if I don't do any physical activity but on the flipside I put on muscle in a heartbeat. workouts 4 times a week = ladies man haha

[redtcel]

i have a good one. my car rattles, the paint sucks, my girl friend is a female dog my job sucks i make half what i used to. i have no stereo. i listen to exhaust and a broken motor mount when i drive. i have no friends out side this little box i call a computer, even better no friends out side this web site. so thank you coomer for being my friend and listening because you are the only one that does. you know what i can brag about? coomer is my friend. there you go.

This post has been edited by redtcel: Dec 18, 2004 - 3:30 PM

[C3L1CA]

Lambo Coupe

[redtcel]

minute man

[Akimbo]

i have a good one. my car rattles, the paint sucks, my girl friend is a female dog my job sucks i make half what i used to. i have no stereo. i listen to exhaust and a broken motor mount when i drive. i have no friends out side this little box i call a computer, even better no friends out side this web site. so thank you coomer for being my friend and listening because you are the only one that does. you know what i can brag about? coomer is my friend. there you go.
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Who the hell are you?

[redtcel]

im a nobody thats who. i dont post much i dont say much i dont do much. im not even a blip on the screen. so dont worry about who i am..

[Mike]

I have the best and worst gf track record..

best: because they were all gorgeous and most lasted for a very long time (last one was 3 yrs)

worst : because some of the ones that lasted usually ended up turning into 'stupid spoiled whores' and then then turned ugly... ugh

[br_white37]

i live in a 3.5 million dollar house. my dad has two diablos that he rarely lets me drive. i've met at least 500 famous people. i have a few i call often

[Uppitycracker]

i live in a 3.5 million dollar house. my dad has two diablos that he rarely lets me drive. i've met at least 500 famous people. i have a few i call often
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And you drive a 6th gen celica?? crazy kid!

[br_white37]

i live in a 3.5 million dollar house. my dad has two diablos that he rarely lets me drive. i've met at least 500 famous people. i have a few i call often
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And you drive a 6th gen celica?? crazy kid!
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first car. they are waiting until i'm older so i dont wreck anything. they are really anal about that. our house is always spotless.

[Uppitycracker]

i live in a 3.5 million dollar house. my dad has two diablos that he rarely lets me drive. i've met at least 500 famous people. i have a few i call often
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And you drive a 6th gen celica?? crazy kid!
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first car. they are waiting until i'm older so i dont wreck anything. they are really anal about that. our house is always spotless.
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thats understandable, you want a few years driving and some lessons under your belt before you roll with the big boys.

[br_white37]

thats understandable, you want a few years driving and some lessons under your belt before you roll with the big boys.
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Oh believe me, I've asked plenty of times... My older sister got a 2003 CLK430 for graduating. I can't wait until I'm out of high school..

[shid]

thats understandable, you want a few years driving and some lessons under your belt before you roll with the big boys.
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Oh believe me, I've asked plenty of times... My older sister got a 2003 CLK430 for graduating. I can't wait until I'm out of high school..
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Personally, I wouldn't spend any money on my kids for their cars until they crash one

[Mike]

thats understandable, you want a few years driving and some lessons under your belt before you roll with the big boys.
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Oh believe me, I've asked plenty of times... My older sister got a 2003 CLK430 for graduating. I can't wait until I'm out of high school..
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Personally, I wouldn't spend any money on my kids for their cars until they crash one
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I agree,
not only that but giving a kid right out of highschool the keys to an expensive sports car is like giving them a gun and telling them to play russian roulette... eventually they're gonna kill themselves

[madmods]

I once went skydiving, jumped out of the plane and my parachute broke and fell off my body, I was able to make a makeshift parachute out of my jacket, and I landed at the Playboy mansion during a huge party, and everybody thought I was part of the entertainment and treated me like a king, not to mention the 2 playmates that.........

[br_white37]

I once went skydiving, jumped out of the plane and my parachute broke and fell off my body, I was able to make a makeshift parachute out of my jacket, and I landed at the Playboy mansion during a huge party, and everybody thought I was part of the entertainment and treated me like a king, not to mention the 2 playmates that.........
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uh oh people theres a flag on the field.... can it be... the bs flag?

[Consynx]

The Girl I'm With...her Name Start's W/ "A"

[br_white37]

i think this is the shadiest thread ever.

[CelicaBuddy]

Hmm....

not rich.... i guess im okay (appearnce wise... if yur bored go find my pic in the pic thread, you'll see what i mean)... I dunno....

I hate bragging about myself... thats something to brag about

[SlowCelica94]

I once beat a man to death with his own shoes

[Akimbo]

I was once in a relationship that was probably better than most of you have ever had

[madmods]

I once beat a man to death with his own shoes
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thats great! I haven't laughed this hard in a while

[turboinduction]

I once beat a man to death with his own shoes
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but thats a different story all together...

I once had to find 1000 brown m&m's to fill a brandy glass or ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

-Ti

[Ale_lock]

If I can figure out the cost & method on importing a GT-4, my dad might help me cover the expenses

edit: celicabuddy, your a kutie, hush that "ok" stuff.

This post has been edited by Ale_lock: Dec 18, 2004 - 11:26 PM

[creis]

After taking serveral online IQ tests i avg 140 (no joke) kinda worth bragin about.

I can build and program a win 03 server. I can also crash a red hat one in seconds.

I love my job, and get payed pritty good, thats worth bragin about.

my soccer team (befor we broke up) maid it to the state semi finals, (after beating the defending state champs, only lost the the team that went on to win)

other then that, i'm not good looking or rich (yet) I guess that puts me in the nurd/geek section, but i'm not either, i'm just me.

[jojobombiest]

I love my job, and get payed pritty good, thats worth bragin about.
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What do you do?

[Mr_E]

I have a real, honest to goodness JDM ST205 fuelled up and sitting on my drive loaded with Xmas pressies. And I'm about to drive it to stay with a six foot blonde lady for a couple of weeks.

Actually, why am I wasting time typing this.

[doGGy]

im no special, neither good looking....

I have just ordinary GF, ordinary STOCK celica, and im not able to make anything my self... What a life.....









Do i need to continue?

[madmods]

one time i was parachuting after air force ones started having problems, and i landed in a aligator farm. The only way i got out was pretending i was one of them

[madmods]

im no special, neither good looking....

I have just ordinary GF, ordinary STOCK celica, and im not able to make anything my self... What a life.....









Do i need to continue?
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doggy your a nut

[JazViper]

umm lets see...
i live in Finland..
IQ is 120 (this isnt important)
my yet stock Euro ST beats all stock US ST's
i have had stone from sun on my hand.. it felt odd
i been in vault where was loads of money on shelves
i'm single

[creis]

What do you do?

I'm a computer technition for Denali AI I go around to differant offices/companies and work on there computers, usualy just taking them apart and moving etc, but also updating, installing/configuring apps. transfering user files, all that good stuff.

[madmods]

I once beat a man to death with his own shoes
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but thats a different story all together...

I once had to find 1000 brown m&m's to fill a brandy glass or ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

-Ti
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OZZY ROCKS

[turboinduction]

I created Cheese


.... its true

-Ti

[Pali_playa]

i got a big twang

[biglipzit]

Well I can deffinantly boast... I live in the caribbean... you know, that place yall pay thousands of dollars to visit... I get to go to the beach anyday i want to and swim in crystal clear blue warm sea water, then i can lie on white sandy beaches absorbing the warm sun and improving my tan and i can do this ALL YEAR LONG!!!
I can also walk thro=ugh tropical rain forests and see parots, then i can climb mountains and swim in rivers and bathe under waterfalls and natural hot springs... Anyone can beat that???

And to add to the boast i will even include pictures for yall





Beat that anyone

[turboinduction]

Well I can deffinantly boast... I live in the caribbean... you know, that place yall pay thousands of dollars to visit... I get to go to the beach anyday i want to and swim in crystal clear blue warm sea water, then i can lie on white sandy beaches absorbing the warm sun and improving my tan and i can do this ALL YEAR LONG!!!
I can also walk thro=ugh tropical rain forests and see parots, then i can climb mountains and swim in rivers and bathe under waterfalls and natural hot springs... Anyone can beat that???

And to add to the boast i will even include pictures for yall 

Beat that anyone
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my dad can beat up your dad

-Ti

[madmods]

beat that

Ok, my dad is Ron Jeremy

[turboinduction]

beat that

Ok, my dad is Ron Jeremy
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I beat you

I bet you have no clue who your mother is......

-Ti

[Sh0gunkid8721]

im the best lookin asian on this website. no contest.

[madmods]

beat that

Ok, my dad is Ron Jeremy
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I beat you

I bet you have no clue who your mother is......

-Ti
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I beat you back!
We got the same eyes! that answers the mom ???

[creis]

Well I can deffinantly boast... I live in the caribbean...

I can beat it

On an average day i can get ice cold refreshing water right out of the sky.

well maybe that sux, but atleast I dont have a pirate problem

[thedevilmaycrie]

my penis hangs 2 inches from the ground




































when i lay on my stomach

-DMC

[vangSTa_celica]

My girlfriend is HOT!


This post has been edited by vangSTa_celica: Dec 22, 2004 - 8:43 AM

[dstrbcelica]

i said it already in this thread, i have a 14 inch cawk.

-dstrb

[vangSTa_celica]

nm

This post has been edited by vangSTa_celica: Dec 22, 2004 - 8:44 AM

[mr_dude]

I haven't made an ass of myself by posting on this thread.

[mr_dude]

Crap.

[SlowCelica94]

I once beat a man to death with his own shoes
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but thats a different story all together...

I once had to find 1000 brown m&m's to fill a brandy glass or ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

-Ti
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HAHAHA, oh man, you cracked me up