 Top Ten Valentine's Day Card Verses, That Didn't Quite Make The Cut |
 Feb 14, 2005 - 3:00 PM
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Top Ten Valentine's Day Card Verses
That Didn't Quite Make The Cut *********************************** 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled, SO MAKE ME A SAMICH! 4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown, but so has your ass! 3. You're a honey, and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!  |
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Feb 14, 2005 - 3:35 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
Now that, was funny.
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Feb 14, 2005 - 4:46 PM
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5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I'm fulfilled, SO MAKE ME A SAMICH! Thats awsome.. I wana samich.. |
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Feb 14, 2005 - 5:32 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 10, '04 From Shoreline, WA Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
Very funny
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Feb 14, 2005 - 5:36 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 3, '04 From Hollywood, MD Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
"If love is in the air its because it hasnt landed on her face yet"
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Feb 14, 2005 - 6:39 PM
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2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! i just made a card for my man with that line in it! AWESOME! -------------------- Cruisin down the street in my Infiniti...always lookin for my next trip to Sin City
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