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 Mar 11, 2005 - 4:15 AM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%)  |
ok my girl sent me this... but it was men instead of women... but after reading it.. i was wait a sec changed some men to women... and look it makes more sence
Men and Women are like.... 1. Women are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you. 2. Men are like ........ Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Women are like ........ Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like ........ Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Women are like ...... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ...... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Women are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Women are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Women are like ....... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. -------------------- |
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Mar 11, 2005 - 5:02 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 16, '03 From Bay area Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
ROFL!!!
good one mac |
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Mar 11, 2005 - 8:08 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 6, '05 From Stamford/Hartford CT Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
HAHAAHA, Nice!
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Mar 11, 2005 - 10:10 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jun 4, '04 From Northern New Jersey Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
HAHAH theres truth in those statements LoL
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Mar 12, 2005 - 1:10 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 10, '04 From Shoreline, WA Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
YUP.
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Mar 12, 2005 - 1:29 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined May 4, '04 From Panama City Beach, FL Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
have you been getting alot of forwards in your email or something lately?
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Mar 12, 2005 - 1:31 AM
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Enthusiast Joined May 4, '04 From Panama City Beach, FL Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
and number 2 should be changed to women.
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Mar 17, 2005 - 12:08 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 1, '04 Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
LOL
Thats funny 
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Mar 17, 2005 - 12:37 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 4, '03 From Kirkland, Washington Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
-------------------- Cruisin down the street in my Infiniti...always lookin for my next trip to Sin City
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Mar 17, 2005 - 12:45 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 24, '05 From toronto,ontario canada Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I raise my glass to that one hahahahahaha nice...
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Mar 17, 2005 - 12:58 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 25, '02 From Pittsburgh/Clairton, PA Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
"Men are like ...... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. " =me
dead on actually but i agree about parking spaces a lot as well. --------------------  |
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Mar 17, 2005 - 2:40 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, '04 From VA, USA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
shouldnt 7 be women?
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