Moron in a probe Options

[Rjb23]

Well last night I was out on with my girl, and this moron in a gay probe with neons and a 747 wing on the back, was all trying to race me. Well I probably would have but I am still breaking my clutch in and my car is still not running the way I want it to yet. I think I need new oem plug wires instead of these bosch peices of crap. Any way we went through about 3 lights and every time, he would be all revving his engine and squeeling tires, and even though my car is not running right I still would have beat him. So anyway today we were out and we were in her truck and I see the exact same guy. So I was like wtf, and rolled him with her f150 lol. I almost died laughing at his retarded @$$!

[dustin15brown]

lmao thats awesome

[dstrbcelica]

that's too funny. lol

-dstrb

[rjbibeau]

was it a gt cuz then he would have come close

This post has been edited by rjbibeau: Nov 7, 2005 - 12:17 AM

[soulshadow]

Haa haa, that was a good laugh. You can't just put up some lights, a bench, and stickers and expect to beat other people.

[TheRockman]

Every time I see a Probe, I recall a joke/comment someone made about it being one of the cars banned from the all-nude racing circuit.

*ba-bum-bum-ching*

[Chanh55]

I don't think the probe looks too bad...

[celicaST]

I don't think the probe looks too bad...
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i agree, its one of the better styled fords in my opinion

[rjbibeau]

the probe with the sensai or whatever body kit just scream hotness

[Bigmeanbulldog55]

was it a gt cuz then he would have come close
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rjb23 has a 2nd gen 3sgte according to his profile. Even the Probe GT, wouldn't hold to well. If it was a 1st gen Probe GT-Turbo, it might have held or beaten. Those things are pretty fast. I think it has the mazda 2.2 turbo, same as older mx6 turbos. I could be wrong though.

[Phat_99CeliGT]

i had a 1st gen(1991) Probe GT 2.2 turbo 5spd. Fast. i ran my friend in an 87 Turbo coupe.
he had 2.5" dual exhaust and i had deleted cats, Pacesetter muffler, 10psi and i had him by 2 cars.

the 2nd gen Probe GT. rated at about 130-140 whp stock.
I know the KL-ZE(JDM 2.5 V6) is rated at about 170-180 whp.

i've owned about 15 probes of all years. they call me the "Probe Man" around here.

im not sure what a stock 3sgte is the the wheels. maybe 190-200??

This post has been edited by Phat_99CeliGT: Nov 8, 2005 - 12:55 AM

[Chanh55]

i had a 1st gen GT 2.2 turbo.  Fast.  i ran my friend in an 87 Turbo coupe.
he had 2.5" dual exhaust and i had deleted cats, Pacesetter muffler, 10psi and i had him by 2 cars.

the 2nd gen GT.  rated at about 130-140 whp stock.

i've owned about 15 probes of all years.  they call me the "Probe Man" around here.

im not sure what a stock 3sgte is the the wheels.  maybe 190-200??
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15 Probes? WT*?? Do they like breaking down or do you just beat the hell out of them and move on?

[Phat_99CeliGT]

LOL, no.
the one i have now is a tad over 200k and still pulls strong.

i buy them broke, fix them up and sell them. most of the time i fix them and drive them over winter, then sell them.

[Mike]

Every time I see a Probe, I recall a joke/comment someone made about it being one of the cars banned from the all-nude racing circuit.

*ba-bum-bum-ching*
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hahahahahahaha!!! I love that!

[frosty]

Everytime I see one I think "alien butt-probe".

It's still a decent car though.

[TheRockman]

Yeah, they definately could have thought of a better name for the car.

[Introducing The Probe: Act 1]

Ford CEO: "Introducing, the all new FORD PROBE!"
Engineers: *snicker*
Ford CEO: "WHAT!?"
Engineers: "Nothing! It's just..." *snicker* "...no, I mean it's great."
Ford CEO: "Riiiiiight..." *ahem* "And from our concept division: The ANUS TRAIN!"
Engineers: "BAAAAAH HA HA HAAAA!!!" *dies*

[Aaaaand Scene]

[celicaST]

Yeah, they definately could have thought of a better name for the car.

[Introducing The Probe: Act 1]

Ford CEO: "Introducing, the all new FORD PROBE!"
Engineers: *snicker*
Ford CEO: "WHAT!?"
Engineers: "Nothing! It's just..." *snicker* "...no, I mean it's great."
Ford CEO: "Riiiiiight..." *ahem* "And from our concept division: The ANUS TRAIN!"
Engineers: "BAAAAAH HA HA HAAAA!!!" *dies*

[Aaaaand Scene]
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lmao, that was good. as an engineer, i hope i dont leave this earth that way