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[celicagurl152003]

posted from another forum....

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The following is an e-mail going around. The 1st part is a girl's apology email for cheating. 2nd is his HILARIOUS response which was forwarded to his entire address book and is now circulating everywhere? please continue the string of Humiliation:

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Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people
in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.

It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something.
The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you.

It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can Say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time.

Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.

I am so sorry.
Elizabeth

RESPONSE:

Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24
hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new
haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I forwarded about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,
Brad

[Akimbo]

Ownage

[celicaST]

i dont care what she did, i still think its immature on his part to forward this to so many people. no matter what happens in a relationship, you got to keep your cool. uncalled for.

[95CelicaST]

That is awesome. Hell, I would do it too. If you F*** me over, I'll do it back to you. I don't think she deserves respect after that. Owned.

[creis]

kinda sad, her message sounded like she was pretty misserable about it (not enough so to forget her sunglasses, but enough to stop eating?)

I think the thunder thighes note was over the top, and yeah forwarding it to everyone is as well, however there is no exscuse for what she did, i mean if you cant controll yourself enough to not (what she did) when under the influence you should never drink, or except the consequenses and keep on trucken

I think what she did is sufficent grounds for a bad breakup, I wonder how she would react had he done the same thing (well a similar act of slutisum.)

This post has been edited by creis: Dec 17, 2005 - 5:45 AM

[bloodrain]

Ah the good ol' days, reminds me of when i was back in high school. I was dating some chic for like a week when I found out she had 2 other boyfriends. So I just made ALOT of copies of some very nice pictures I got to take of her (hehehehe) and put them all up around school, I got suspended and had a lawsuit on my hands, but it sure as hell was funny. Kinda childish I know, but hey, everyone has to act like a kid sometime in there life or else they havent lived.

[yarik83]

What is better?

-Kissing your lady on the lips when she was bloqing some random guy in the bathroom?

-Or catching your lady in the mids of a sexual act?

I go for the first one because I could not bear thinking I have someone elses residue in my mouth. I would go to doentist, clean my teeth over and over and over... well you get the point.

I have been through a breakup thus year and I left like a gentleman.

What he did is despicable because I do not recall her using bad words left and right. What he should have done is taken it like a man and said abrubtly: "Off you go my fair cheating lady" Just one sentence has more meaning than his entire essay.

In my personal experience my lady ran away to non other than Russia to cheat with a guy who she was cheating with here for the longest time without telling me. She then lied that she lost her green card and cant enter (me and her parents spent tons of money replacing it on emergency basis) She was not planning on telling me... untill my old bud who is my pen pal from waaay back when told me he saw her in a club... and yada yada yada. I was steaming for a day. My mom took away my cellphone (cause it just so happens I was visiting my parents). I thought it threough and told her in a mot casual way: "If she wanted to see other people she is more than welcome too but she will never talk to me again" She was more upset than ever she felt discarded like a used towel. More importantly because people already knew about the situation she had entire world against her.

If this guy would have done the same... it would be more gentleman-like. What he did is lower himself down to an emotional state of mind where he is spilling his guts over.. and frankly I think the girl thinks that she is a winner in a break up.. and that is always a bad thing for a guy who just made a fool of himself.

[Praying_Mantis]

she deserves worse for what she did but unlike him i wouldn't have a laugh with the guy who was having it off with her. i'd give him a nice view of my car from underneath.

[Supersprynt]

she didnt get 1/2 of what she deserves.

[97lestyousay]

she didnt get 1/2 of what she deserves.

Agreed

Edit:
Having someone cheat on you is the biggest mind f**k of all. It is hard to ever trust again.

This post has been edited by 97lestyousay: Dec 17, 2005 - 10:42 AM

[shin]

muahahahaha. i would shake the hand of BRAD if i know him lol. that b*tch deserves this. erik couldn't have said it better. she didnt get 1/2 of what she deserves.

[celiracer]

Thats all i gotta say she diserves way more than that. But i also think brad is a little immature about the whole forwarding thing.

[ILuvMyCelica95]

she didnt get 1/2 of what she deserves.

Agreed

Edit:
Having someone cheat on you is the biggest mind f**k of all. It is hard to ever trust again.

oh yes, and do i know that all too well. He should have made posters with her face that say "Cheating Whore"

I don't care HOW drunk you are, there is NO excuse for cheating, and if you do it once your going to do it again. People who cheat and do **** like that are worthless.

[celicagurl152003]

^^^^right on, I totally agree with that...getting cheated on sux

[Blakout16]

two thumbs up for brad. i unlike other people dont care how immature he was, if he never forwarded it to other people - we wouldnt have ever seen this e-mail of mass ownage. on a nother hand he's a very good writer, uses alot of puns and word usages. i dunno whats worse - this email or ... this?

[Verde97]

I agree with the other guys who said that she didn't get half of what she deserved.

[celicaST]

i dont understand all of you guys. i agree that what she did was f***ed up, but when you react like that, you just look childish. dont you think it would hurt her more if you acted like you didnt give a damn about it and just let her go? writing this response just gives her a reason to justify it in a sense. if you acted like you didnt care, it would hurt her more, and you would keep your class. do you get what im saying? if i was brad, i wouldve just told her its over because what she did cant be forgiven, and then just leave. always keep it classy. think of it this way, would you want your next girlfriend to see how you reacted like that? i mean, since when does anything, no matter how wrong, give someone an excuse to be mean. doing so shows a lack of self-control/confidence and gives the other person more "power." just my thoughts.

[jgreening]

i dont understand all of you guys. i agree that what she did was f***ed up, but when you react like that, you just look childish. dont you think it would hurt her more if you acted like you didnt give a damn about it and just let her go? writing this response just gives her a reason to justify it in a sense. if you acted like you didnt care, it would hurt her more, and you would keep your class. do you get what im saying? if i was brad, i wouldve just told her its over because what she did cant be forgiven, and then just leave. always keep it classy. think of it this way, would you want your next girlfriend to see how you reacted like that? i mean, since when does anything, no matter how wrong, give someone an excuse to be mean. doing so shows a lack of self-control/confidence and gives the other person more "power." just my thoughts.

I agree that he would look better if he had done that. Having said that, she doesn't DESERVE him taking the high road and being a classy gentlemen. The retributive effect of this email was a small pitance to pay for her wrongs.

Its kind of like capital punishment. Despite my conservative leanings, I believe that its something that we shouldn't do as a society for a number of reasons. However, the killers and child rapists certainly don't deserve to have their live's spared.

[BlackCelicaGT94]

i like this one...

So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her
up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape
with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets
everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches
the video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he
leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was
over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend
getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of
brownie mix. He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped."

[97lestyousay]

i like this one...

So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her
up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape
with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets
everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches
the video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he
leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was
over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend
getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of
brownie mix. He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped."

I don't like the brownies.

[amysmojo]

Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

makes me wonder what I really look like in a thong booty shorts are better anyway

Other than the thigh comment I think he wrote a perfect email to her. But I cant help but wonder if this email is real? If it is...then it sucks to be her since he sent it to so many people & now its getting posted everywhere...even on Celica sites Lol. At least he didnt include a picture of her....

[ILuvMyCelica95]

Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

makes me wonder what I really look like in a thong booty shorts are better anyway

Other than the thigh comment I think he wrote a perfect email to her. But I cant help but wonder if this email is real? If it is...then it sucks to be her since he sent it to so many people & now its getting posted everywhere...even on Celica sites Lol. At least he didnt include a picture of her....

hhehe i bet Amy looks hawt.

and yeah i can't help but think it's fake. The thigh comment is awful. Thats one of the worst things you can say to a woman.

[acenova]

i dont understand all of you guys. i agree that what she did was f***ed up, but when you react like that, you just look childish. dont you think it would hurt her more if you acted like you didnt give a damn about it and just let her go? writing this response just gives her a reason to justify it in a sense. if you acted like you didnt care, it would hurt her more, and you would keep your class. do you get what im saying? if i was brad, i wouldve just told her its over because what she did cant be forgiven, and then just leave. always keep it classy. think of it this way, would you want your next girlfriend to see how you reacted like that? i mean, since when does anything, no matter how wrong, give someone an excuse to be mean. doing so shows a lack of self-control/confidence and gives the other person more "power." just my thoughts.

Few things, first, the next girl you dated wouldn't care if she had no intentions of doing it herself. So if she does react badly to it, DON'T DATE HER! Secondly, yes it was childish, and I wouldn't have said the thunder thighs thing, because that's more or less degrading. But sending it to friends and everything else said, was completely justified! I mean its one thing to cheat on your boyfriend when he's not around, but to cheat on him when he's in the same damn bar you are, to be so f*$%ing disrespectful as to suck some other guy off in the same building, same area as her boyfriend, that's the lowest of low, and she deserves to have everyone know it.

[Blakout16]

and it brings me to the comment that i made back a few posts - if he would have never forwarded it, we would have never seen it. so we would have never been talking about it. im glad brad sent it. good laugh.

[Praying_Mantis]

[quote name='amysmojo' date='Dec 18, 2005 - 2:51 PM' post='368627']
[quote name='celicagurl152003' post='368202' date='Dec 16, 2005 - 9:22 PM']
Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.
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makes me wonder what I really look like in a thong booty shorts are better anyway

perhaps you should post a pic or two and we could have a poll