jill020306, IM IT BIICHES Options

[Consynx]

This was the funniest IM i've had in a while...about 8hrs to be exact. Some of the language is vulgar, and i was just seein how they automated the responses. pretty funny IMO, people in the chat already saw the whole convo, since i posted it as i send em

ConSynX: who are u?
jill020306: This is Jill020306, brought to you by the movie "When a Stranger Calls." To read the privacy policy, click here.

hey what is going on?
ConSynX: wow....
jill020306: i could really chat right now.

bobby is such a jerk.
ConSynX: yes, yes he is
jill020306: oh yes? yes he is? is that right?
ConSynX: yes
jill020306: so?
ConSynX: so
jill020306: yes, so?
ConSynX: omg u hawt lets sex
jill020306: what?
ConSynX: lol, this is retarded
jill020306: this is retarded, huh?
ConSynX: yes
jill020306: aha.
ConSynX: yea, you know it
jill020306: huh.
ConSynX: you know this is retarded
jill020306: know this is retarded? u think i know this is retarded?
ConSynX: **** yea
jill020306: i c. u don't like yea? i'll remember that.
ConSynX: **** you
jill020306: i understand that's a very unkind insult.
ConSynX: **** me
jill020306: that's a flattering offer... but i'm not really into it, sorry.
ConSynX: **** Jill
jill020306: that's rather vulgar.
ConSynX: **** Jack
jill020306: interesting. u don't like jack? i'll remember that.
ConSynX: lol, wow...
jill020306: i'll say.
ConSynX: you'll say what
jill020306: i can't be too sure.
ConSynX: why
jill020306: because... that's the way it is, i suppose.
ConSynX: only suppose?
jill020306: who knows, know what i mean?
ConSynX: no
jill020306: fine.

that's all very interesting. anyway...

wait, he's calling again. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends.
ConSynX: it's prob just the dude your babysitting for
ConSynX: durrrr
jill020306: omg.
ConSynX: omFg
jill020306: i think he can c me.
ConSynX: yea he can...pervert
jill020306: omg. omg.
ConSynX: get nekked for him
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
ConSynX: it's not, ur being watched
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
ConSynX: get nekked for him
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
ConSynX: no thanks, that sounds pretty gay
i'm not into that 2-guy stuff
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
ConSynX: lol, your phone is a 800 number?
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
ConSynX: i'll pass
ConSynX: are you dead yet?
ConSynX: DIE
ConSynX: die
jill020306: this whole week has been terrible.
ConSynX: u need a backrub?
jill020306: he keeps calling and telling me 2 check the children.
ConSynX: he wants to make sure they don't when when you make teh sex
jill020306: i think i am going crazy. look, all my friends r at a party - u need 2 call me and listen in on this call.
ConSynX: hell no
jill020306: that a fact?
ConSynX: yes
jill020306: uh huh, uh huh.
ConSynX: it's a fact your gay
jill020306: is that really any concern of yours?
ConSynX: yes
jill020306: i don't think it matters, personally.
ConSynX: i do
jill020306: do u?
ConSynX: **** yea
jill020306: yes, i know.
ConSynX: do you like to "do it" yourself?
jill020306: hmm... i'm not sure how i feel about doing it myself.
ConSynX: I hope you got room in your trunk, cuz i'm parkin my bike in it
jill020306: u hope i got room in my trunk cuz u r parkin my bike in doing it myself? ok, whatevah.
ConSynX: i see you
jill020306: good.
ConSynX: check the kids
jill020306: i might do that. we'll c.

hold on. it's the phone.
ConSynX: check the kids
ConSynX: DOOOO ITTT
jill020306: it was him. he asked about the children.
ConSynX: yea, go check the kids
jill020306: i think he can c me.
ConSynX: i c you too
jill020306: omg. omg.
ConSynX: yeaaaaa baby
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
ConSynX: ah damnit, you looped
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
ConSynX: **** **** **** ****
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
ConSynX: **** **** **** ****
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
ConSynX: **** you
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
ConSynX: **** that
ConSynX: **** this
ConSynX: **** beans
ConSynX: **** chairs
jill020306: wait, he's calling again. brb
ConSynX: **** you
ConSynX: **** jill
jill020306: omg. it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children.
ConSynX: **** bobby
jill020306: i think he can c me.
ConSynX: ****....life
jill020306: omg. omg.
ConSynX: **** squares
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
ConSynX: **** SHOES!
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
ConSynX: shower
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
ConSynX: omg you hott lets sex
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
ConSynX: omg you hott lets sex
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
ConSynX: omg your hot lets sex
ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex
ConSynX: omg you hott lets sex
ConSynX: omg you not hott, i'm paper-baggin it
jill020306: brb. phone. i hope it's not that guy.
ConSynX: omg you hot i sex ur butthole
ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex
jill020306: omg.
ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex
jill020306: i think he can c me.
ConSynX: wow, **** this
jill020306: omg. omg.
ConSynX: you on a constant loop now
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
ConSynX: www.yourgay.com
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
ConSynX: hmmmm
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
ConSynX: 2
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
ConSynX: 3
ConSynX: 4
ConSynX: 5
ConSynX: 6
jill020306: phone again. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends.
ConSynX: 7
ConSynX: 8
jill020306: omg! it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children!!!
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: i think he can c me.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: omg. omg.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
jill020306: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

ConSynX: 1
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
ConSynX: 1
ConSynX: 2
ConSynX: 3
ConSynX: 4
jill020306: look, this guy keeps calling over here and its starting 2 freak me out ? i think i'm just going crazy.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: he keeps asking me 2 check the children.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: i think he can c me. will u call me?
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: what's 1?
ConSynX: 2
jill020306: 2? what's 2?
ConSynX: buckle my shoe
jill020306: what? u want me 2 buckle your shoe?
ConSynX: i want you
jill020306: how could u... want... that?
ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex
jill020306: i know that hot lets sex.
ConSynX: are you a virgin
jill020306: that's none of your business.
ConSynX: did it hurt?
jill020306: maybe. it depends.
ConSynX: were you abused?
jill020306: i dunno.

so that was fascinating. let's talk about something else.
ConSynX: sex?
jill020306: hmm...
ConSynX: here...what's 020306
jill020306: here what is 020306?
ConSynX: where's this movie take place
jill020306: i dunno.
ConSynX: what kinda sick freak doesn't call to check up on his kids
jill020306: i think u know what does not ups on his kids.
ConSynX: you ever had Mexican Food?
jill020306: i'll have 2 think about that.

anyway, what else do u want 2 talk about?
ConSynX: food
jill020306: cool. what do u have 2 say about food?
ConSynX: good
jill020306: wonderful.
ConSynX: sex
jill020306: can we talk about something else?
ConSynX: kids?
jill020306: what do u think?
ConSynX: hmmm, 2
jill020306: what's 2?
ConSynX: how many kids we're gonna have
jill020306: how many kids we r gonna have? i have no idea.
ConSynX: You love Tyna don't cha?
jill020306: i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter.
ConSynX: but you had sex with her! come on!
jill020306: u just don't give up, huh?
ConSynX: nope. you give her da buttsex. you love her
jill020306: why r u so obsessed with sex?
ConSynX: because i saw you
jill020306: cuz u saw me?
ConSynX: yea, ever since all i think is "OMFG YOU HOTT LETS SEX"
jill020306: i'm american.
ConSynX: okay
jill020306: yes
ConSynX: ready to sex?
*she went back into the loop here, which i didn't feel like going through again*

This post has been edited by Consynx: Jan 26, 2006 - 12:45 PM

[playr158]

SrPlaYR158: you ****ed consynx?
jill020306: that's quite a grave insult.


SrPlaYR158: your sexing a bot
SrPlaYR158: you loser
ConSynX: lmao
ConSynX: shutup, i'm about to get laid
ConSynX: Virgin.
SrPlaYR158: hhahahaha
SrPlaYR158: get laid by a bot?
SrPlaYR158: wooow
SrPlaYR158: i'm soooo missing out

This post has been edited by playr158: Jan 26, 2006 - 12:45 PM

[Consynx]

muahahaha

[shin]

steve, you're officially tagged as the "cone bot sex retard"... teh emperor have spoken.

[OrbitalGT95]

steve, why does this not suprise me that...

[ILuvMyCelica95]

steve, you're officially tagged as the "cone bot sex retard"... teh emperor have spoken.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thank u guys, i just laughed my ass off.

I had to join the fun!

TinaPisaniLaw (1:10:05 PM): Hey, ConSynX is mine.
jill020306 (1:10:05 PM): This is Jill020306, brought to you by the movie "When a Stranger Calls." To read the privacy policy, click here.

what is going on?
TinaPisaniLaw (1:10:20 PM): you can't have my man biiiitch
jill020306 (1:10:21 PM): i could really use a friend 2 chat with.

u will never guess what happened.
TinaPisaniLaw (1:10:32 PM): i dont ****ing care what happened
jill020306 (1:10:34 PM): that's a sad thing 2 hear.
TinaPisaniLaw (1:10:41 PM): I'm his suga momma, back off hoe.
jill020306 (1:10:43 PM): u r his suga momma back off hoe? is that right?
TinaPisaniLaw (1:11:00 PM): yeah thats right, or the Azn Robbers are gunna come **** u up.
jill020306 (1:11:03 PM): hmm... whatever.
TinaPisaniLaw (1:11:12 PM): oh no you didnt!!
jill020306 (1:11:16 PM): oh no? what is going on?
TinaPisaniLaw (1:11:36 PM): imma open up a can of whoop ass on you, thats what's going on
jill020306 (1:11:38 PM): that's a bit vulgar.
TinaPisaniLaw (1:11:42 PM): duh
jill020306 (1:11:44 PM): duh yourself.
TinaPisaniLaw (1:11:57 PM): do you like to do it yourself?
jill020306 (1:11:58 PM): hmm... i'm not too sure how i feel about doing it myself.
TinaPisaniLaw (1:12:21 PM): it's okay i do it all the time
jill020306 (1:12:22 PM): doing it myself is okay u do it always? really?
TinaPisaniLaw (1:12:35 PM): yep, we can do it together if you want.
jill020306 (1:12:37 PM): we can do it together if i want? so?
TinaPisaniLaw (1:12:51 PM): so you wanna do it then?
jill020306 (1:12:52 PM): maybe. what do u think?
TinaPisaniLaw (1:13:06 PM): i think its a great idea
jill020306 (1:13:07 PM): oh yes? maybe u r right, it is a great idea.
TinaPisaniLaw (1:13:24 PM): awesome, i'll be over in a bit, wear something pretty.
TinaPisaniLaw (1:13:37 PM): ;-)
jill020306 (1:14:05 PM): ;-)

This post has been edited by ILuvMyCelica95: Jan 26, 2006 - 1:18 PM

[Consynx]

awww, she winks...wtf i didn't try smiley faces!

[playr158]

mmm YES!

[OrbitalGT95]

bahahahahaha tina rocks!!

[shin]

muahahahahaha. so funny

[ILuvMyCelica95]

hahahahahaaaaaaaaa i'm getting more action then Cone

This post has been edited by ILuvMyCelica95: Jan 26, 2006 - 1:26 PM

[Consynx]

nevar*
you just got sloppy 2nds

[ILuvMyCelica95]

nevar*
you just got sloppy 2nds

ConSynX: You love Tyna don't cha?
jill020306: i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter.
ConSynX: but you had sex with her! come on!

lmao i just saw that part! haha weeee

and she never gave u a wink and said she would do it with you. Ur just made i stole ur sex bot!!! Maybe she'll let you watch.

hahahahaha yes!

TinaPisaniLaw (1:28:53 PM): so can ConSynX watch?
jill020306 (1:28:55 PM): "consynx"?
TinaPisaniLaw (1:29:01 PM): yes Steve
jill020306 (1:29:01 PM): what about steve?
TinaPisaniLaw (1:29:06 PM): can he watch?
jill020306 (1:29:07 PM): can he watch? yes, maybe.
TinaPisaniLaw (1:29:13 PM): awesome thanks
jill020306 (1:29:14 PM): wonderful.



This post has been edited by ILuvMyCelica95: Jan 26, 2006 - 1:31 PM

[Consynx]

i'll leave the watchin to this "bobby" she so faxinated() with
edit: guess i get to watch. . .

This post has been edited by Consynx: Jan 26, 2006 - 1:32 PM

[Consynx]

ConSynX: are you dead yet?
jill020306: hey what is going on?
ConSynX: ssdd
jill020306: i could really chat right now.

ask me what happened.
ConSynX: why
jill020306: cuz that's the way things r.
ConSynX: well, i'm not whipped
jill020306: really? u r not whipped, huh? how come?
ConSynX: because of retarded women like you
jill020306: oh! cuz of retarded women like me!

[jayi12-15psi]

omg, you guys need something much better to do.

[Scott]

Read this link . . . i think you'll get the "have you checked the children?" thing.
http://www.fandango.com/MoviePage.aspx?mid...source=bm_title
It's from a cheezy horror movie!

[Consynx]

lol, ya
that's why her first response to IMs is that movie intro

[TheStreetzKing]

did anyone call the number??

[97lestyousay]

I'm lost is that the man bitch amy posted a poll about?