Feb 24, 2006 - 4:59 AM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Nov 6, '03 From Campbellsville, Ky. Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I don't know how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.
I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield, with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday. So be careful! -------------------- ![]() |
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Feb 24, 2006 - 5:38 AM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() Joined Feb 26, '05 From Sweden Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE(gas65 @ Feb 24, 2006 - 4:59 AM) [snapback]398857[/snapback] Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday. sounds to me like you enjoyed it, This post has been edited by Predator: Feb 24, 2006 - 5:41 AM -------------------- ![]() |
Feb 24, 2006 - 6:53 AM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Aug 16, '03 From Bay area Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
wow how many empty wallets do you carry around?
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Feb 24, 2006 - 6:56 AM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Oct 24, '03 From fort smith, ar Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
well..i'm goin to walmart later anyway..
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Feb 24, 2006 - 7:11 AM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Nov 12, '03 From Crestview, Florida Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
Ill just bring a fake wallet.
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Feb 24, 2006 - 7:43 AM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Oct 10, '04 From New Jersey Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
looks like iam stopping at wall-mart on my way home today lol
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Feb 24, 2006 - 8:42 AM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Aug 31, '02 From Philadelphia, PA Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
QUOTE(gas65 @ Feb 24, 2006 - 4:59 AM) [snapback]398857[/snapback] I don't know how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know. I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield, with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday. So be careful! sounds like a fair deal to me! more proof that walmart offers the best deals in town! -------------------- 15PSI - 30MPG - Megasquirt Tuned
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Feb 24, 2006 - 8:49 AM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Sep 18, '04 From Manitoba, Canada Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
lol, that's funny
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Feb 24, 2006 - 9:38 AM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Feb 3, '05 From Tampa, Florida Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
HAHAHAHAH, i'll be broke but i dont cARE!!! IAM GOING TO WALLY WORLD
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Feb 24, 2006 - 10:28 AM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jun 19, '05 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
lol my money sits in my front pocket
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Feb 24, 2006 - 10:31 AM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Apr 18, '05 From Lincoln, Ar Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
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Feb 24, 2006 - 12:54 PM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jul 14, '03 From Jacksonville, FL Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Feb 24, 2006 - 2:08 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Aug 16, '04 From Baton Rouge, LA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I'll leave 5 dollars in my wallet for them to split.
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Feb 24, 2006 - 2:19 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jun 29, '03 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Am I not getting the joke or something? Did you seriously get scammed 5 times?
Or are you trying to say that hookers are hitting up Walmarts. |
Feb 24, 2006 - 3:19 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Nov 6, '03 From Campbellsville, Ky. Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE(Chanh55 @ Feb 24, 2006 - 2:19 PM) [snapback]399097[/snapback] Am I not getting the joke or something? Did you seriously get scammed 5 times? Or are you trying to say that hookers are hitting up Walmarts. It's a joke. It starts out giving you a warning about a scam at Wal-Mart but the person comes back 5 times in a week to get oral sex and lets his wallet get stolen. She must be good! -------------------- ![]() |
Feb 24, 2006 - 4:23 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jun 4, '04 From Northern New Jersey Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
bboy -------------------- ![]() ..(formerly daily driven) 3S-GTE powered celica currently set @ 12psi.. |
Feb 24, 2006 - 4:25 PM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
QUOTE(Chanh55 @ Feb 24, 2006 - 2:19 PM) [snapback]399097[/snapback] Am I not getting the joke or something? Did you seriously get scammed 5 times? Or are you trying to say that hookers are hitting up Walmarts. HAHA This is the real funny! BTW: Walmarts a horrible company dont shop there. -------------------- |
Feb 24, 2006 - 4:26 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Aug 16, '03 From Bay area Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
i knew it was fake once you said girls where cleaning your windows.
i mean, who on this site will let a stranger touch there celicas? ahhah |
Feb 24, 2006 - 4:49 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Dec 8, '05 From torrance/carson, ca Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
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Feb 24, 2006 - 7:31 PM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() Joined Feb 26, '05 From Sweden Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE(Hanyo @ Feb 24, 2006 - 4:26 PM) [snapback]399164[/snapback] i knew it was fake once you said girls where cleaning your windows. i mean, who on this site will let a stranger touch there celicas? ahhah my first thought, lol -------------------- ![]() |
Feb 24, 2006 - 10:29 PM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jan 10, '04 From Shoreline, WA Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
lol, Nice.
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Feb 25, 2006 - 3:16 AM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Feb 5, '05 From pineapple under the sea Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
*Grabing keys and leaving for Wal Mart*
No seriously, Women touching my car? Come on, I can't even let my Girlfriend DRY it without going over it again and again.. -------------------- 1991 MR2 - T-tops - Crimson Red - Gen3 3SGTE - Lots of money
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Feb 25, 2006 - 2:04 PM
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Nov 1, '04 Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
What? No way.... LOL
Hahaha... Good thing there is no Wal-Marts near me -------------------- ![]() 2003 Nissan Murano SE |
Feb 26, 2006 - 7:31 PM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Mar 23, '05 From Kansas City Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
lol I wish I could find scams like that around here
good joke tho, that reminds me of the one where the guy thinks his wife is cheating on him so he hides behind his car to watch who drops her off at night and gets distracted when he finds a scratch on the back of his car and forgets about checking on his wife lol. -------------------- 1999 Celica GT
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Feb 26, 2006 - 7:55 PM
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Aug 17, '03 From Bloomington, Indiana Currently Offline Reputation: 62 (98%) |
nice one
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