"American Party" Options

[parriehunter]

One of my mates is moving to America for 6 months and she is having a "American" fancy dress party.

I was hoping someone could help me decide what to wear. This is not meant to be offensive or anything. My gf took my original idea of wearing red white and blue.

Any help would be good.

Cheers.

[CelicaST_CALI]

purple tuxedo with a pimp cane

[D-Man]

Matt, New Zealand isn't responsible for 9/11.

But he's right, we dont run around wearing our flags colors... Personally, daily, i wear jeans and a dress shirt; sleeves rolled & collar loose. Or a t-shirt when i'm working on the car.

but for a party, Pimp-Daddy look is always in, Just dont forget the matching purple Cape w/ lepard fur inside. .

OR; wear Black shoes, slacks, shirt, and hat w/ white suspenders, tie, and hat-band. gotta sport a feather in the hat too... the shoes can be black and white, but not only white. Or you can dress the inverse. NO JACKET!

Thats FTW.

not many people left are MJ fans, but everyone still loves his "80's bad-boy, so clean" look

This post has been edited by D-Man: Jul 10, 2008 - 7:53 AM

[DEATH]

Not "you" as in the OP - "you" as in the figure of speech, Retard.

[DEATH]

That's so awesome. If we don't go as the Addam's family this year I'm so gonna do that for Halloween

[Supersprynt]

That's borderline not funny.

This post has been edited by Supersprynt: Jul 10, 2008 - 10:54 AM

[Athorn]

Just go naked. We dont wear cloths in america.

[bloodrain]

Girls typically wear a black dress (hence the name Black Dress parties) and guys wear a Tuxedo. Thats your typical formal party.

[GriffGirl]

See now, it all depends on what region of the country you're trying to emulate.

For example, if you're going north-east coast formal, you just need a really nice suit, preferably black or dark gray. (I have no idea what they wear in the south).

If you're going Texas formal, you're gonna wanna starch and iron your best, darkest Wrangler jeans, polish your cowboy boots, starch and press a white shirt, and get a honkin' ass bolo tie to wear with it. Lest we forget the 10 gallon (cowboy) hat.

If you're going Southwest formal, wear the above ensemble, just make sure there's an enormous piece of turquoise embedded in sterling silver on that bolo tie.

If you're going California formal, you're gonna want a light colored, probably something in the tan neighborhood, linen suit, and sandals that anywhere else only a gay man would wear.

Finally, if you're going Pacific Northwest formal, you're gonna want to dig out a pair of cargo shorts from the bottom of the hamper, along with any given tee shirt whether it matches or not, and pair this with your least-dingiest pair of white socks to wear beneath your Birkenstocks. Oh, and don't bother shaving for a few days either. For that matter, brushing your hair is optional as well.

[manphibian]

cleaned.

[D-Man]

If you're going Texas formal, you're gonna wanna starch and iron your best, darkest Wrangler jeans, polish your cowboy boots, starch and press a white shirt, and get a honkin' ass bolo tie to wear with it. Lest we forget the 10 gallon (cowboy) hat.

Close, but it dont have to be Wrangler. I sport Polo.

Dont have to be Cowboy boots, Again, just as long as it's not tennis shoes or sandals. ANY boots will do. Again, i sport polo.

Lots of starch on a dress shirt, but it dont have to be white... Unless its REALLY formal. Then it has to be white, and you gotta keep the sleeves down and the collar buttoned up.

Bolo tie is optional

Again, ANY hat will do. It dont have to be 10 gallon, it could be straw or winter, Or just a cap with a beer logo or sports team on it. Hell, A beenie is fine, but guys just don't show their bald spots, and we all have a few. Even if your 15 years old, You've been in some fight, or some wrestling match, or had some accident... Something - somewhere has happened; in witch there is a piece of hair missing from your head.

[CelicaST_CALI]

cleaned.

hahahi thought it was bad now..lol

id say figure out wat the dress code for the party is<example-formal,or casual.For formal id say a like suit or something like that,for casual id say a button up collared shirt..

[x_itchy_b_x]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0

How i roll in USA!!!

[devilsden97]

john, that is THE dumbest, yet most histarical thing ive seen in ages

[CelicaST_CALI]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0

How i roll in USA!!!

hahah YES!!!"my tea in the parlor makes the ladies holler"hahaha

This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Jul 10, 2008 - 4:13 PM

[snapshotgt]

Cleaned again.

[CelicaST_CALI]

when did u and manphibian become full mods!!!???




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxxfoo5VOjE...feature=related

[supershannon77]

off track a little what part of America is your mate going to be living?

[manphibian]

when did u and manphibian become full mods!!!???

Ha! Couple days ago. Nowhere to hide from us now!


As far as American costume goes, why not pick a president? George dubya will go down well at any party

[CelicaST_CALI]

hehe refer to the right side of my avatar for a good costume of g w

congrats luke and snapshot

This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Jul 10, 2008 - 4:25 PM

[D-Man]

George dubya will go down well at any party

Manphibian.... That'll get someones ass kicked too.

congrats luke and snapshot

Dont you remember when they were handing out MODERATOR application forms? Dude, they've been moderators for like... 30 something years now... or something like that...

[CelicaST_CALI]

they are now FULL moderators, they were only allowed to mod like one area...snaptshot had general and manphibian had the ever so popular off topic

This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Jul 10, 2008 - 4:59 PM

[95CelicaST]

See now, it all depends on what region of the country you're trying to emulate.

For example, if you're going north-east coast formal, you just need a really nice suit, preferably black or dark gray. (I have no idea what they wear in the south).

If you're going Texas formal, you're gonna wanna starch and iron your best, darkest Wrangler jeans, polish your cowboy boots, starch and press a white shirt, and get a honkin' ass bolo tie to wear with it. Lest we forget the 10 gallon (cowboy) hat.

If you're going Southwest formal, wear the above ensemble, just make sure there's an enormous piece of turquoise embedded in sterling silver on that bolo tie.

If you're going California formal, you're gonna want a light colored, probably something in the tan neighborhood, linen suit, and sandals that anywhere else only a gay man would wear.

Finally, if you're going Pacific Northwest formal, you're gonna want to dig out a pair of cargo shorts from the bottom of the hamper, along with any given tee shirt whether it matches or not, and pair this with your least-dingiest pair of white socks to wear beneath your Birkenstocks. Oh, and don't bother shaving for a few days either. For that matter, brushing your hair is optional as well.

Oh you! It's like you've known me forever!

Minus the birkenstocks... thats not really a guy thing... It's more like your Vans slip-ons. Don't forget to throw on a beanie and pocket the hacky sack.

[parriehunter]

Its not really formal wear.

She is going to New York.

Man you guys are funny.

I am definitly loving the cowboy boots...I wouldnt have a clue where to get them.

[CelicaST_CALI]

ask d man to buy u some,i mean thats all ppl in texas wear

This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Jul 10, 2008 - 7:05 PM

[parriehunter]

I can see a fight brewing up.

[97Celica]

you mods are no fun. we give our input and it gets erased. lame. :-(

[xs94st]

hell. i never dress formally. if i want to dress 'fancy,' i just put on a nice button up / or nice shirt under my blazer while wearing some nice jeans. not the walmart kinds.

[snapshotgt]

Thread cleaned AGAIN.
Stop posting useless spam.
If you want to talk amongst yourselves or continue with the "naked" comments, USE THE PM feature.

If this stuff continues, this thread will be closed.

you mods are no fun. we give our input and it gets erased. lame. :-(

We operate by OT forum rules in here (see the stickies).
If you have a problem with the rules, feel free to PM Coomer with your suggestions. This is not the place, and we're not the people to talk to.

Back on topic.

[CelicaST_CALI]

yes lets get back ON topic in the OFF topic section..,d man knows im joking about the cowboy boots...

[D-Man]

I am definitly loving the cowboy boots...I wouldnt have a clue where to get them.

Cavender's Boot City. Best Selection, Best Price

ask d man to buy u some,i mean thats all ppl in texas wear

We all wear BOOTS, not just cowboy But it is unlikely to see a pair of tennis shoes... It's llike seeing haleys comet or somthing, You're like "Whoa, What is that?"

I can see a fight brewing up.

Na~

not the walmart kinds.

Whats wrong with walmart? (I guess "Designer Clothing" pretty much goes out the window when you become a parent )

yes lets get back ON topic in the OFF topic section..,d man knows im joking about the cowboy boots...

yeah, i know; it's all good. I often times tell people in northern states that we ALL ride horses and carry dual 6 shooters on our hips. Roads are made of dirt, and the only thing to do is drink and play poker in the Saloon. Even worse, i think people believe me sometimes

This post has been edited by D-Man: Jul 11, 2008 - 8:12 AM

[CelicaST_CALI]

yes lets get back ON topic in the OFF topic section..,d man knows im joking about the cowboy boots...

yeah, i know; it's all good. I often times tell people in northern states that we ALL ride horses and carry dual 6 shooters on our hips. Roads are made of dirt, and the only thing to do is drink and play poker in the Saloon. Even worse, i think people believe me sometimes

hahaha well "only steers and queers come from texas,and well,u don't got any horns so i guess it narrows it down".haha jk not to put down texas i was in dallas a while back and it was nice lol.

[D-Man]

hahaha well "only steers and queers come from texas,and well,u don't got any horns so i guess it narrows it down".haha jk not to put down texas i was in dallas a while back and it was nice lol.

Never heard that before, and i gotta admit, it did make me laugh a bit.

But facts are facts, and Cali is the first state to make Gay-marriage legal; with 80 year old men waiting in line. But; IMO i think it was a good thing. The Goven-ator seems to be doing a pretty good job over there. (Way better than Texas's Bush )

Yup, that one seems to be our bad. On behalf of texas, Sorry America, we'll make sure he don't get out of the fence again. We're gunna put that ol' dog down as soon as we get him back home. Like Ol' Yeller.

parriehunter, Dress like Future President Schwarzenegger

He has his own .com

[spolski07]

i don't own a pair of boots and you will see me rocking the nike shox to the meet this weekend.
not all texans wear button up starched shirts with wranglers and cowboy hats.

me personally i rock a&f polos and jeans or shorts almost everywhere i go.

please get all the notions that all texans are redneck idiots. i personally dont like to be called a redneck when i do nothing redneck like

[D-Man]

you will see me rocking the nike shox

Those springy-shock shoes? Dude, Polo & GBX boots are FTW $100-$150 will last for YEARS (Not Cow-boy boots, those are FTEmbarrassment)

Nike? $200 for something that'll last a few months. FTL

[95CelicaST]

please get all the notions that all texans are redneck idiots.

But you guys will still have to explain yourselves for producing G. Dubya.

[D-Man]

We've already apoligised for that. Look we were drunk, and G. Dubya though he could do it. Okay, we had too much to drink, and encouraged him, we thought it'd be funny...Hell, We even had a bet going.... but we didn't expect it to get this far out of hand. That was our bad.

Honestly i lost a $40 bet, i never though a kid from the "special" House could have actually made it that far. Apparently, his dad wrote a few more letters

This post has been edited by D-Man: Jul 11, 2008 - 12:19 PM

[CelicaST_CALI]

hahaha well "only steers and queers come from texas,and well,u don't got any horns so i guess it narrows it down".haha jk not to put down texas i was in dallas a while back and it was nice lol.

Never heard that before, and i gotta admit, it did make me laugh a bit.

But facts are facts, and Cali is the first state to make Gay-marriage legal; with 80 year old men waiting in line. But; IMO i think it was a good thing. The Goven-ator seems to be doing a pretty good job over there. (Way better than Texas's Bush )

Yup, that one seems to be our bad. On behalf of texas, Sorry America, we'll make sure he don't get out of the fence again. We're gunna put that ol' dog down as soon as we get him back home. Like Ol' Yeller.

parriehunter, Dress like Future President Schwarzenegger

He has his own .com

U guys gotta stop them illegal aliens!!!lol,yea i met him one day,a few ppl from my school went to the capitol to build this thing,well ag did and they let a few auto ppl go so i thought wth,anyway i shook his hand,he is just as scary in person... and may i say long live CALEFORNIEEAA!!!!lol hahahahah live!!

This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Jul 11, 2008 - 3:27 PM

[D-Man]

he is just as scary in person... and may i say long like CALEFORNIEEAA!!!!lol

...sigh...

We're all friends here, So i will not crack the obvious gay joke you just set yourself up for.

[CelicaST_CALI]

pm me cause im not seeing it..

[97celiman]

haha i was born in south dakota to oklahoma to texas and now im in a hellhole...contrary to popular belief there is some civilization here lols and believe it or not a few democrats (im one of the 10 still here )...and i mean actual ones not ones that jumped on the bandwagon 6 months ago. besides everyone knows the only true cowboys are in wyoming and maybe a few fell into colorado...but the ones here are just flashy guys who measure there manhood by the size of the liftkit on their truck
ps
agreed on the redneck comment and killing bush we arent all bad
pps
there was an exchange student from norway at our school and she did expect to be riding a horse to school....no joke she was excited to see paved roads...the world is so ignorant yet so critical of each other

[parriehunter]

I am thankfull I did not end up going as a cowboy....a couple turned up as a fireman and police officer.....could of really looked like the village people if i went as a cowboy :S.

Dress like Future President Schwarzenegger

i should of taken that advice instead of going as your current president (i wore a bush)

[D-Man]

oh dude, not bush...

You are very lucky that nobody tried to assassinate you

[CelicaST_CALI]

i should of taken that advice instead of going as your current president (i wore a bush)

yea u can find a costume of him at any costume shop,just look in the primate section...

[D-Man]

just look in the primate section...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1248/135514...f94852a.jpg?v=0

[parriehunter]

Haha.

they couldnt assassinate me if couldnt see me .

going as an ape would of been funny aswell.