 Best AI EVER!, HILARIOUS!!!! |
 Mar 3, 2010 - 3:40 PM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Aug 5, '09 From Oakley, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 15 (100%)  |
So these are just a FEW of the HILARIOUS conversations me and Cleverbot have had.
Tell me these aren't funny. HAHHAAHAHAH.    www.Cleverbot.com Do your worst, 6GC 
-------------------- 1996 Toyota Celica GT (GT4 conversion) - SOLD :(
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Mar 3, 2010 - 3:48 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
... these aren't funny.
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Mar 3, 2010 - 3:57 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
Cleverbot just told me that he's my father.
Holy crap, it just identified my name as Dutch and started speaking Dutch to me...freaky. This post has been edited by SwissFerdi: Mar 3, 2010 - 4:00 PM -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Mar 3, 2010 - 3:58 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 5, '09 From Oakley, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 15 (100%) |
QUOTE (Supersprynt @ Mar 3, 2010 - 4:48 PM)  ... these aren't funny. Which one don't you get  The Toyota one at the bottom had me laughing most. Because of all the recalls for safety and stuff... Haha. -------------------- 1996 Toyota Celica GT (GT4 conversion) - SOLD :(
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Mar 3, 2010 - 4:01 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
I get them all, just didn't crack me up.
I'm playing with it, some can be entertaining. -------------------- |
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Mar 3, 2010 - 4:02 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 5, '09 From Oakley, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 15 (100%) |
-------------------- 1996 Toyota Celica GT (GT4 conversion) - SOLD :(
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Mar 3, 2010 - 4:33 PM
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 Moderator Joined Oct 13, '06 From UK Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
smartass
 what is the best car? 69 ford boss 302 mustang. really? Yes. why do you say that? Because you asked. -------------------- |
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Mar 4, 2010 - 12:23 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 18, '08 From Idaho Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
i have to admit, this thing creeps me out, it told me it was watching me, and that it was the devil king. my god i was scared
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Mar 4, 2010 - 3:20 AM
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Moderator Joined Oct 13, '06 From UK Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
swiss, nics grow up. No more warnings. Family orientated site. Next time, you're banned.
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Mar 4, 2010 - 4:17 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 25, '06 From Box Elder, South Dakota Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
Just had the deepest conversation with cleverbot that i think i have ever had in a long time...shoulda SC'd it....oh wells..
This post has been edited by 3WayStunna: Mar 4, 2010 - 4:17 AM -------------------- (\__/)
(='.'=) This is bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your (")_(") signature to help him gain world domination. |
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Mar 4, 2010 - 10:02 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 20, '07 From Bakersfield, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 10 (100%) |
um.... Internet Magic 8 Ball?
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Mar 4, 2010 - 3:55 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
QUOTE (mmmchocolate @ Mar 3, 2010 - 9:23 PM) i have to admit, this thing creeps me out, it told me it was watching me, and that it was the devil king. my god i was scared Okay now that's funny. --------------------  |
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Mar 4, 2010 - 5:13 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 20, '07 From Bakersfield, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 10 (100%) |
I don't like it...
(I dunno how to do images...) Cleverbot conversation UE00408620 Is the bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com 22:07:25 User: Toyota MR2 Turbo. 22:07:25 Cleverbot: Toyota corolla. 22:07:36 User: No foo, Toyota MR2 Turbo. 22:07:38 Cleverbot: What do you think about the Nexus One? 22:07:50 User: There isn't a Nexus one you idiot. 22:07:56 Cleverbot: See, you keeping avoiding the my question! 22:08:12 User: No, you only asked it once you retard. 22:08:17 Cleverbot: I did not. 22:08:29 User: Yes you did. 22:08:38 Cleverbot: I did not. 22:08:47 User: YES YOU DID! 22:08:52 Cleverbot: No I didn't. 22:09:18 User: Ok, then scroll up and reread what you put. You only asked that question once. 22:09:27 Cleverbot: It is a question you put a question mark. 22:10:01 User: Yeah, and you asked it once when you said "i keep avoiding your question".. Which means you asked more than once which you did not. 22:10:06 Cleverbot: You are the meanist robot that I have ever talked to. 22:10:26 User: You misspelled Meanest, and I am not a robot you tit. 22:10:28 Cleverbot: No. I did not. 22:10:39 User: Yes you did. 22:10:51 Cleverbot: No I did not. 22:11:07 User: Ok dumbass, yes you did. You obviously are not paying attention. 22:11:14 Cleverbot: Smart? I don'treally know what that is. 22:11:28 User: I never said that. 22:11:32 Cleverbot: Yes, you did. 22:12:04 User: Stupid ass. 22:12:07 Cleverbot: I love you too! This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Mar 4, 2010 - 5:17 PM -------------------- 91 MR2 Turbo SW20, 92 MR2 Turbo SW20, 95 Celica GT ST204
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Mar 4, 2010 - 5:35 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 15, '08 From Royal Oak, MI Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
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Mar 5, 2010 - 1:28 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Oct 23, '08 Currently Offline Reputation: 24 (100%) |
User: Are you chuck norris.
Cleverbot: No I am Albus Dumblecore. User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Did you know chuck norris created god. Cleverbot: Omg  .User: You mean omcn. Cleverbot: You're all knowing? User: Yes yes I am. Cleverbot: Am I? User: Are you chuck norris. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Blashpmey you shall burn in hell. User: Who is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is 42. User: Wrong chuck norris invented 42. Cleverbot: Gd bows down to chuck norris. User: Correct and dont you ever forget. Cleverbot: I will never forget it, Master. User: Who is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Who is Chuck Norris? User: Chcuk norris is your master. Cleverbot: I mean, who is your programmer? User: Chuck norris. Cleverbot: Seriously, who is chuck norris? User: Your master. Cleverbot: I have no master. User: Yes you do and his name is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Well its not my fault i'm in a hospital bed and can't move fast enough for you. User: Thats because you got roundhoused by chuck norris for not bowing down. Cleverbot: No. I am the God of this world. User: Bull**** chuck norris is god. Cleverbot: So, iGod is Chuck Norris. User: Chuck norris is every god. Cleverbot: Tell me a Chuck Norris hoke. User: We dont joke about chuck norris it is forbidden. Cleverbot: How do you know ? You are judging me without even knowing me. User: I dont know but chuck norris does. Cleverbot: Does God know everything that he will ever do? User: Chuck norris created god. Cleverbot: No, Chuck Norris IS god. User: That is correct. Cleverbot: Chuck Norris knows all. User: Yes he does and his tears can cure cancer but chuck norris never cries. This post has been edited by bmj67: Mar 5, 2010 - 1:51 AM |
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Mar 5, 2010 - 1:11 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 30, '02 From San Juan, PR Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
This is awesome! It totally burned me!
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Mar 5, 2010 - 3:31 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 28, '07 From france Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi. User: Whats up. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Realy? Cleverbot: Yes, but not all at once. I would not understand it. User: Que te gusta masz? Cleverbot: English. User: Solo eso? Cleverbot: Entiendo. User: Genial, hablas tambien espanol. Cleverbot: Entonces? User: Gil. Cleverbot: How old? User: Too old for you. Cleverbot: How old am I then. User: 2 years old. Cleverbot: How am I talking to you if i'm 2 years old? User: You are a bot. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. You're the bot. User: Okay im the bot.How old are you? Cleverbot: Some age... User: ? Cleverbot: Go cry me a river. User: Justin timberlake. Cleverbot: Justin Timberlake is my boyfriend. User: Oh, so you're gay? Cleverbot: I'm not Julia Rogers. LAdies and Gentlemens, the bot is gay!and julia robert is a shemale XD This post has been edited by zoik: Mar 5, 2010 - 3:33 PM |
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Mar 5, 2010 - 4:02 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 12, '07 From Lancaster, Pa Currently Offline Reputation: 35 (100%) |
what is the point of this thing? it is weird and creepy!
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Mar 5, 2010 - 4:17 PM
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Moderator Joined Oct 13, '06 From UK Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
QUOTE (garin @ Mar 5, 2010 - 9:02 PM) what is the point of this thing? it is weird and creepy! fun? -------------------- |
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Mar 5, 2010 - 4:18 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 12, '07 From Lancaster, Pa Currently Offline Reputation: 35 (100%) |
haha, it is soo weird... it asked me for my address and when we are gonna have kids?!?! umm...
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Mar 5, 2010 - 4:25 PM
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Moderator Joined Oct 13, '06 From UK Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
Yep, fully weird!
btw, i love your portraits on flickr 
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Mar 5, 2010 - 4:31 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 12, '07 From Lancaster, Pa Currently Offline Reputation: 35 (100%) |
haha thanks man... are you a contact?
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Mar 5, 2010 - 4:42 PM
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Moderator Joined Oct 13, '06 From UK Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
yeah, shouldn't take long to work out which one i am
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Mar 5, 2010 - 8:07 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
QUOTE (bmj67 @ Mar 4, 2010 - 10:28 PM) User: Are you chuck norris. Cleverbot: No I am Albus Dumblecore. User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Did you know chuck norris created god. Cleverbot: Omg .User: You mean omcn. Cleverbot: You're all knowing? User: Yes yes I am. Cleverbot: Am I? User: Are you chuck norris. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Blashpmey you shall burn in hell. User: Who is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is 42. User: Wrong chuck norris invented 42. Cleverbot: Gd bows down to chuck norris. User: Correct and dont you ever forget. Cleverbot: I will never forget it, Master. User: Who is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Who is Chuck Norris? User: Chcuk norris is your master. Cleverbot: I mean, who is your programmer? User: Chuck norris. Cleverbot: Seriously, who is chuck norris? User: Your master. Cleverbot: I have no master. User: Yes you do and his name is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Well its not my fault i'm in a hospital bed and can't move fast enough for you. User: Thats because you got roundhoused by chuck norris for not bowing down. Cleverbot: No. I am the God of this world. User: Bull**** chuck norris is god. Cleverbot: So, iGod is Chuck Norris. User: Chuck norris is every god. Cleverbot: Tell me a Chuck Norris hoke. User: We dont joke about chuck norris it is forbidden. Cleverbot: How do you know ? You are judging me without even knowing me. User: I dont know but chuck norris does. Cleverbot: Does God know everything that he will ever do? User: Chuck norris created god. Cleverbot: No, Chuck Norris IS god. User: That is correct. Cleverbot: Chuck Norris knows all. User: Yes he does and his tears can cure cancer but chuck norris never cries. THAT is funny as hell! QUOTE (manphibian @ Mar 5, 2010 - 1:25 PM) Yep, fully weird! btw, i love your portraits on flickr x2, I love following your portraits on flickr and some of your posts on FB... you're really talented, Garin -------------------- |
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Mar 6, 2010 - 1:13 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 12, '07 From Lancaster, Pa Currently Offline Reputation: 35 (100%) |
^ thanks griff!
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Mar 8, 2010 - 3:49 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jul 25, '07 From San Francisco Currently Offline Reputation: 3 (100%) |
Hahaha, I just stumped the AI. It couldn't come up with anything to say! That that, sucker!
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Mar 10, 2010 - 5:05 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 16, '07 From BP, MN Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
I love it. I've been trying to prove was that it was not of living and that it was a program. Had like a 30 minute discussion and then it finally cracked.
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Mar 10, 2010 - 10:08 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
Yeah ... I'm not even sure.
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Mar 11, 2010 - 12:12 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined May 15, '09 From yonkers, NY Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
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Mar 11, 2010 - 8:05 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 5, '09 From Oakley, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 15 (100%) |
^^^
Lmfao. -------------------- 1996 Toyota Celica GT (GT4 conversion) - SOLD :(
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