5 boxes!!!, I'm jealous of coomer Options

[shid]

Ok, so currently I have 1632 posts and 4 boxes... When do I get 5 boxes? 2000? Grrr, this 5th box is hard to get, I whizzed through the third and 4th boxes like they were nothing.



*continues writing his book, "Secrets of the 6gc.net forums" chapter 11, the secret forums*

[NEVERSTOP]

to obtain your 5th box.....

You must spend years mastering the art of the post..

for the 1st few years you will post questions answered 100x's by more knowledgeable members and will be shunned like a dog.... and told to fetch your own answers..

as you gain skill and understanding with the post, you will enevitably try and leap past your ablitlity.... eventually coming in contact with a more skilled, witty and advanced member than you.... who will knock you back to your correct posting skill level.

some rebel at this point.. and earn the infamous "warning box"... traveling this way will only lead to distruction and the dark side of the post....

as you advance even further and learn finess with the post you will no longer question the how of posting.. but the why.... and hole new levels of understanding will open up for you.. you will explore the deep rooted meaning behind the post

farther still and you start to become one with the post... everything revolves around the post..... drawing your self into the singular path of the post.....

finally you become the post... no longer are you obstructed by mortal issues... you mind separates from the body and travels along the path to the post incarnate........






6TH BOX

This post has been edited by NEVERSTOP: Sep 16, 2004 - 12:58 AM