Questions that really need answers, funny! Options

[BlackCelicaGT94]

Questions that really need answers...







1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"





2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."



3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?



4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,why is there a song about him?



5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?



6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?



7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?



8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!



9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?



10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?



11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?




12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?




13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?




Stop singing and read on..........



14. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?




15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?




16. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



17. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?






Are you still singing the alphabet song??????

[forkee]

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Probably some old ancient dood who was drunk or high or starving and saw some of the cow's kids drink out of there.

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

you got me there...hahah. probably the same guy from number 1.


3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

i have a light in my freezer as well

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,why is there a song about him?

theres songs about anything and everything.....people will listen to anything

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

i would assume so. cop would have to be a real dick not to honor that.

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

i do, especially when i really have to go. i jump around too.

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

cuz they have paperwork and other crap to do other than watch/wait for u to undress.

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

goofy talks and wears clothes too. donald duck wears a shirt and no pants but when he gets out of the shower he wears his towel around the bottom half. hes banned from certain parts of asia for not wearing pants. pluto is supposed to be an icon of a pet like minnie's cat figaro (shes a giant mouse and has a pet cat?), while the talking characters are supposed to be like us.

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

it wouldnt be funny

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

testing

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

botanical extracts

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

morality is derived from morals, moronity comes from morons


13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

teachers who play it on a musical instrument dont have to learn 2 songs??


Stop singing and read on..........



14. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

they stare at it like cheerios


15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

ur breath stinks? hahah. air coming from a person is directed in a small stream, rather than a wider, fan type breeze that blows around the entire face.


16. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

no, but sometimes if the elevator is held open at a floor with the door open button, |<>|, you can hear a ringing sound, which means someone wants to use the elevator. constantly pushing the walk sign at a crosswalk does not lessen the wait time.

17. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?


i did?



This post has been edited by forkee: Dec 9, 2004 - 1:35 PM