saw a 911 TT, twas fast Options

[FallenHero]

So I am driving to my apartment tonight, and what do I see? A fresh new 911 TT sitting quietly at the red light. I drive up beside it and look to see who is driving= some old grandma. So I am like... wow, she bought a Beasty car because it's pretty... So I sit there all humble in my ST, and then the light turns green. I hear this unbelieveable sound... the sound of four wheels trying with all their might to find traction on the dew-soaked alabama road. She took off at Full Throttle! By sheer instinct I punch the gas. By the time I look back up she is at LEAST 100 yards away and still going like I am sitting still. I move my foot from the gas and think, "Wow, that is one hell of a car."

and it was... SO, never underestimate a grandma, because grandmas need some speed also.

[creis]

"the night before christmas"

So I am driving to my apartment, and what do I see?
A fresh new 911 TT sitting right next to me.
I drive up beside it to look at it with glee
But what do i see, an old grandma beside me.
So I sit there all humble in my little silver baby.
when all the sudden there arrose such a clatter,
this unbelieveable sound... the sound of four wheels burning the ground.
She took off at Full Throttle! By sheer instinct I chase
By the time I look back shes a 100 yards past my face.
I move my foot from the pedle and think, "Wow, that is one hell of a car."

Moral of the stroy: When a grandma wants speed, she buys a prosh indead.
2nd moral: When grandpa dies, grandma gets the prize.

It just kinda came to me...

but soulds like that grany knows how to party.

This post has been edited by creis: Dec 10, 2004 - 12:36 AM