Questions that really need answers, funny! Options

[BlackCelicaGT94]

Questions that really need answers...







1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"





2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."



3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?



4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,why is there a song about him?



5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?



6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?



7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?



8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!



9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?



10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?



11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?




12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?




13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?




Stop singing and read on..........



14. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?




15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?




16. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



17. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?






Are you still singing the alphabet song??????

[orvillescelica]

the funny thing is... for these warning labels to exist, someone somewhere had to have done it!

about the questions:

1) dates back to somewhere around 8000-6000 BC (i looked it up)
2) probably around the same time. Had to eat something with that milk..
3) condensation would build in light rendering useless... but now they all have lights
4) What is 'craking corn' anyway?
5) Usually hearses dont take the freeway so that the rest of the funeral persetion can follow.
6) Because pointing to your wrist is the international symbol for "whats the time," Pointing to your crotch is the international symbol for "youve peed your pants!"
7) Because they would rather watch you undress through the hidden peep hole
8) Pluto is a pet of Mickey, Goofy is free of opression!
9) Its the principle of it all. The Cyote has never had road runner before, so hes willing to spend the time and money to catch one.
10) ha! funny...
11)Why, babies of course! its a by-product of stem cell research
12)Electricty comes from magic, and so do morons
13)So Kids can learn the alphabet to a familar song they already know.
The downside to this is that kids think that "Ellemenopee" is one letter.
14)i bet it makes them depressed because they cant read, so they eat chicken noodle instead
15) Because the dog is pissed off at YOU, all the time... the blow in the face was just the last draw!
16)No, but pushing it as hard as you can does.

[Uppitycracker]

3) condensation would build in light rendering useless... but now they all have lights

12)Electricty comes from magic, and so do morons

3) Well condensation cant form in a bulb because its vaccum sealed, they put air tight guards over balbs in freezers and some fridges to prevent condensation building up on the bare bulb.

12) I hope thats a joke

All your other ones make sense. Personally I dont think any of those questions need answering, any person with a little bit of reasoning can see the obvious answers to them.