Stupidest thing you've said to a cop, not really a repost Options

[spunky393]

Back when i had my 95 GT, i got pulled over doing 51 in a 30, i was already getting my registartion and licence, etc. out, and the cop came up and knocked on my window. As i was rolling it down, i glimpsed at my insurance, then quickly snapped my head and looked the cop right in the eyes and said (let me remind you, not thinking, first time pulled over, scared i was)
"OH $HIT, MY INSURANCE IS OUT OF DATE"

I got a very very bad set of tickets that night.

[Exile04]

well we and some friends about 10 cars went to one of hte local race spots for some midnight fun...and i was alittle drunk not driving...anyways i deicd i was going ot flag so i was driven down the road and they lined up and went i started walking back and a cop shows up and everyone runs (i told my buddies to go if it happened) anyways...i start running and the cops drives past me and turns around drives up to me and asked what i was doing "taking a late night jog, oh by i didnt know those people" the cop looked at me and drove off.