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[thedevilmaycrie]

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not **** in the vegetable garden again either!"

This post has been edited by thedevilmaycrie: Mar 24, 2005 - 5:04 PM

[doGGy]

2 blonds walking down the road near the rye field. And they see another blond in rye field whering a boat....

One blond says: look, becose of such stupid blondes like this one in boat, we all look stupid...

Another replys: yeaa, if only i could swim, i would swim over her and i would kick this Biatch arse...

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Walks hedgehog in the woods, suddenly he founds something. He looks at it, sniffs it, puts a piece in his mouth and goes like; TFUUuuuu...... it is a $hit!!!!!!!!!! Thanks god i didnt steped in!!!

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Walks hedgehog on the desert, meets camel... Hedgehog ask camel:
-hey you stupid, it must be too much glaze on the road here, right?
Camel:
-what, why???
Hedgehog:
Why why..... why do you put so much sand all over here?

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