Round 2: Pirates vs. Ninjas, YARRRR Options

[Andason]

Here it is. Round 2.

YARRRGGHHH

[jayi12-15psi]

man thats crap, ninjas have to be shrouded in black for stealth(see pic on last page) because they're smart enough to attack without being seen. Where as pirates will just attack with a big dumb ship, and most of these ships aren't equiped with modern weapons, mostly they just have cannons! As for guns, all they have are those pointless antique pistols that take for forevar to reload. What kindof idiot goes around the seven seas raping and pillaging in a boat with no radar technology, while the US navy has all kinds of **** to blow them out of the water with. Ninjas are so dangerous they kill without question, and are almost invisible, therefore all they need is swords and ninja stars(not to mention their sweet undeniable skills). Those three things alone destroy a crappy pirate ship as soon as it sails into treasure cove. I can't believe how incredibly stupid some people can be, risk death attacking like an idiot with ****ty weapons? How stupid can you be? Plus lets not forget how those idiots just go out and get drunk all the time, if a ninja wanted to kill a pirate, all he would have to do is buy him and his mateys a round of ****ty beer. Lets also remind everyone of the physical implications involved in being a pirate, first off, mentioned in the thread before, is the peg leg. If you are a pirate(see:second rate swordsmanship) how can you run from a deadly ninja assassin when you have only one leg properly functioning? Second, once you get a ninja star in your eye, you won't have one to look out!!! Do you guys experience a loss of depth perception with those eye patches? I'd also like to remind you how those pirates got that way, SOMEBODY BEAT THE **** OUTTA THEM!!! and I'll tell you who that someone was, it was a ninja. A ninja who either took their leg or their eye and let them live out of pity. You pirates are sooo lucky that so many ninjas let you live because they pity you in your useless pirate lives. I obviously don't have to convince many(see pole results) but for those of you who are still stupid enought to be pirates, I hope you learned something from me today.