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 Mar 29, 2005 - 9:22 PM
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Lets take OJ back to court and get him convicted!
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Mar 29, 2005 - 11:01 PM
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Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca now lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot-tall Wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself - what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defence rests.
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Mar 30, 2005 - 12:30 AM
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LOL thats awesome man. thanks for the laugh
reminds me of the unfrozen caveman lawyer skits with phil hartman I'm just a caveman your honor, your world frightens and confuses me QUOTE(946thGenGT @ Mar 30, 2005 - 12:01 AM) Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca now lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot-tall Wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself - what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defence rests.
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BlackCelicaGT94 Johnnie Cocharin died Mar 29, 2005 - 9:22 PM
madmods Johnny got me off, let him rip Mar 29, 2005 - 10:08 PM
madmods QUOTE(946thGenGT @ Mar 30, 2005 - 4:01 AM)Che... Mar 29, 2005 - 11:06 PM
turboinduction QUOTE(madmods @ Mar 29, 2005 - 10:06 PM)QUOTE... Mar 29, 2005 - 11:25 PM pr_caralho Objection your honor! Mar 29, 2005 - 11:49 PM Jdog1385 damn, his commercials for his law firm are on all ... Mar 30, 2005 - 12:40 AM jayi12-15psi omg, that is ****ing hilarious, I'm a diehard ... Mar 30, 2005 - 1:43 AM creis Yeah thats a classic south park episode, very funn... Mar 31, 2005 - 11:10 AM SoundSlut_dotcom hes going to hell Mar 31, 2005 - 3:46 PM |
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