 Dane Cook, Post your fav quotes |
 Jun 21, 2005 - 10:43 AM
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Ok so Dane Cook is the best comic ever, if you don't know who he is you must live under a rock... anyway I'm all excited because im getting tickets this week to see him live in NYC in September...so post your fav quote...
This is one of my favs: "I'll tell you what dream used to scare me as a kid, used to actually totally give me night-mares, remeber those Kool-Aid comercials? Where that, no that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your ****ing wall in the living room! You wouldn't even know know he would just BOOUF!!! *oh yeah!, oh yeah!, oh yeah!!!* "Right, and the little kids were all excited, "YES, YES!!!" "and then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open dumb head, he would pour himself, *OH YEAH! OH YEAH!* "...him and his crazy tights...I don't like that, I don't like when juice wears tights, it's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights, **** drinking out of him, If that was me I'd be like *oh no no no no no, you fix that wall before dad gets home from work, hes gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here, you stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real ****in' cool, useing the front door is cool! Don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage, you are sweating or condincating I will kick you in the tights and you will go down your very top-heavy, you glass bitch, you glass bastard! OH YEAH! Oh No!*" 
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Jun 21, 2005 - 10:45 AM
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His kool-aid skit was the BEST! I could listen to that over and over again
 "Oh YeA!? OhYeA!?....Oh NO!" He has tooo many funny things and i cant WAIT for his CD next month!!! Oh and i love "Nanna is a cheating wh***! where'd you get the pink 50's!! And how could i foget....this is my alltime favorite... walk into your local KFC, look and point to somthing that doesnt even exist on the menu.....Uhmm ya, ill have the uhhh, Colonel Chicken Fun Pack please. Just thee uh fun pack. hahahaha This post has been edited by DaMnItLeWiS: Jun 21, 2005 - 10:50 AM --------------------  95 Celica ST 95 Supra NA |
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he... Jun 22, 2005 - 1:52 PM pr_caralho suck my back Jun 22, 2005 - 2:40 PM Supersprynt Seriously Dane Cook is just as funny as before...s... Jun 22, 2005 - 4:36 PM ILuvMyCelica95 QUOTE(Sev408 @ Jun 22, 2005 - 2:52 PM)hey can... Jun 22, 2005 - 6:53 PM Ale_lock Mitch Hedburg > Dane Cook. Jun 23, 2005 - 12:22 AM Supersprynt OK not the fackers come in and start to do this.
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