It's 2 am.., ..and I'm bored Options

[Jen]

I have to wake up in 4 hours to get ready for my new job. But I can't sleep because:

a.) My fiance is snoring
b.) I'm nervous about my job
c.) I slept all day today

Entertain me on aim or something? Or on here?

[amysmojo]

haha here it goes


I picked this one cause its called "Driving in the Car"

Last summer on our vacation, my father drove us to THE CLOSET. Our car is a 1985 sedan with 9 doors & a HORNY motor. We started out at sunrise. My mother and father spent all night RUNNING the house and LICKING the car so we could get an early start. My father took his golf TIGERS and my mother took her tennis CELICA. I took my dog, DR_TWEAK. The dog and I and my little HEAVY sister sat in the back. My father was the driver, and as he came out of the driveway he ran into a PANTS and dented a LAWN MOWER. My mother said, "Why don't you pay attention and watch where you are SPANKING?" After 21 hours, we stopped to DANCE at a TINA. The TINA was horrible, and this got my father TYPING again. After driving UNHAPPILY in this manner for two days, we finally arrived here and have been having a really STUPID time.


Dr_tweak was the dog haha

here u go bojangles...an alternate ending

After 21 hours, we stopped to SLURP at an OUTHOUSE. The OUTHOUSE was horrible, and this got my father DRIVING again. After driving CRAPPILY in this manner for two days, we finally arrived here and have been having a really MORONIC time.