It's 2 am.., ..and I'm bored Options

[Jen]

I have to wake up in 4 hours to get ready for my new job. But I can't sleep because:

a.) My fiance is snoring
b.) I'm nervous about my job
c.) I slept all day today

Entertain me on aim or something? Or on here?

[amysmojo]

Here we go Tina this is all you this time haha...

Its called
"How to enjoy yourself on the beach"

When you go to the beach, you must take along a big blanket, a thermos full of RED BULL, lots of suntan BOOGERS, and a couple of folding DESKS. Then you put on your THONG so you can get a beautiful RED (like Tina's sexy car) to last you all summer. You also should have a big hat to keep the sun off your HAND. If you want exercise, you can find some CELICAS to play volleyball with. Volleyball is America's favorite SMALL game. You can also bring a SEXY (like Amy's celica) lunch, such as hard-boiled SHOES, a few SHARK sandwiches with mustard, and some bottles of SUPERCALAFRAJALISTICEXPEALADOSHIS cola. If you remember all of the above and get a place near a ROUND lifeguard, you can sunbath PATIENTLY all day.

This post has been edited by amysmojo: Jun 28, 2005 - 2:29 PM