USA Day something, Met a zealot Options

[Mr_E]

Hmmm. It's now 11:50, and I've just returned from the bar. Kindly excuse any spelling miscakes and the general whimsical tone, and bear with me.

I have just return from what can be described as a genuine, honest blue collar bar. I have no issues with that at all. I chatted to several people, all of whom were decent human beings, and all of whom engaged in friendly banter on a range of subjects. And took the piss out of the accent.

I then met the old guy. I'm going to struggle to carry across the impact this man had on me in mere text, but I shall try.

Apparently, according to the history of old guy, the good old USA bailed europe out of the first and second world war, and without them we'd be under the jackboot. It is potentally an interesting discussion of alternative history, and I attempted to engage him as such.

Mistake number one.

The london bombings were done by Muslims, and are the beginnings of a Islamic/Christian war that will engulf the planet. When I pointed out that surely he must agree that they, at a stretch, were the result of extremist/fundamentalists who had mearly 'claimed' the banner of a religion, he stated that the claim was enough.

When I pointed out that the Oaklahoma bomb was the work of a white Christian male, and that Christian extremists shoot doctors and blow up clinics that perform legal abortions, he changed the subject.

He then proceeded to tell me that he'd served 20 years in the military (really, I'd never had guessed), that he was a Vietnam veteran and had been wounded in combat. He described the wounds in great detail. He had lost half a stomach, a length of intestine (it varied between 8 and 14 feet on each retelling of the tale) and had shrapnel in his heart that was still working its way through.

And that even at fifty four he would happily return to combat and "Kill as many of those towelhead bastards as possible".

I kid you not.

His parting comment was that he was one of only 27 servicemen to have received 4 purple hearts for injury in combat.

My parting comment was that in that case he should learn to duck a little better.


I'm sure that sober he's a decent upstanding citizen. But drunk, he came over as an ill educated aggressive zealot, and a scary one at that. Like most guys who have had a couple of beers, he was right, and any alternate point of view was wrong.

I don't know how much of his stance was ill-education, and how much was military brainwashing.

I walked home stone cold sober. I really hope this man was an oddity in this great country. I have a nasty feeling he might not have been.

Sorry. Not an amusing post this time.