Somebody Must Have Thought They Were Funny Options

[Mystify.]

While I was on my break at work I decided to go out for a drive because I had nothing else to do. I noticed that I still had the register keys, so I went back and dropped them off. Well...to my luck, when I come out of the store, there's a damn egg splattered on the back of my car. I was so pissed off, I didn't know what to do, so I just drove off. Then I came back and told the manager I was going to be late because I was going to wash it off my car. So I went to the car wash and rinsed off my car, and most of the egg wasn't even coming off (since it was around 40 or so, and it froze onto the car I guess). So after work I head straight home and wash my car. The egg somehow found it's way under my spoiler and into the cracks, so I had to sit there with a detailing brush scraping it off. I guess I kinda looked like an idiot standing outside in jeans and a t-shirt washing my car when it was freezing cold, but it needed to be done.

[Phat_99CeliGT]

samething happened to my friends SRT-4.
WE WERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT!!!
Some kids drove by and we heard a thud. walked around to the rear of his car and saw an egg splattered on the rear bumper.
the kids that thru it were stupid cause after they thru it they got stopped at the light.
They punched it when they saw me and my friend comming. we chased them thru town and boxed them in at a light. Aaron(srt-4) got out and started beating on the drivers window. some girl driving and 2 guys in the back seat. she was crying her eyes out. they wouldn't get out.
traffic was backing up so we got back in our car and followed them to the hotel they were at. called the cops with the tag # and waited. bout 10 minutes later we were back in the lot and i saw the camry that the girl was driving go by. Just her. 2 seconds later a cop was on her ass. we caught up with them and she had 2 cruisers pulled her over and she was out of her car crying.

I laughed.

If i ever caught up with someone that did that to my car, id run my fist thru the window and drag them out.

should be a good scare for them.

[Mystify.]

samething happened to my friends SRT-4.
WE WERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT!!!
Some kids drove by and we heard a thud. walked around to the rear of his car and saw an egg splattered on the rear bumper.
the kids that thru it were stupid cause after they thru it they got stopped at the light.
They punched it when they saw me and my friend comming. we chased them thru town and boxed them in at a light. Aaron(srt-4) got out and started beating on the drivers window. some girl driving and 2 guys in the back seat. she was crying her eyes out. they wouldn't get out.
traffic was backing up so we got back in our car and followed them to the hotel they were at. called the cops with the tag # and waited. bout 10 minutes later we were back in the lot and i saw the camry that the girl was driving go by. Just her. 2 seconds later a cop was on her ass. we caught up with them and she had 2 cruisers pulled her over and she was out of her car crying.

I laughed.

If i ever caught up with someone that did that to my car, id run my fist thru the window and drag them out.

should be a good scare for them.

That's exactly what I felt like doing, but I never found out who did it. Second thing is, I HATE CARTS! Damn, I was parked outside of WalMart and somebody had the bright idea of putting a cart right beside the right rear of my car. Not noticing it, I started to back up then I heard a thump. I hit the brakes and the next thing I see is a cart rolling by the right side of my car, on the way it hit my rear view mirror and then rolled into the truck parked in front of me, luckily it didn't scratch anything. That's the last time I'm ever going to take any request from my friends to "park in the front so we don't have to walk far."