Somebody Must Have Thought They Were Funny Options

[Mystify.]

While I was on my break at work I decided to go out for a drive because I had nothing else to do. I noticed that I still had the register keys, so I went back and dropped them off. Well...to my luck, when I come out of the store, there's a damn egg splattered on the back of my car. I was so pissed off, I didn't know what to do, so I just drove off. Then I came back and told the manager I was going to be late because I was going to wash it off my car. So I went to the car wash and rinsed off my car, and most of the egg wasn't even coming off (since it was around 40 or so, and it froze onto the car I guess). So after work I head straight home and wash my car. The egg somehow found it's way under my spoiler and into the cracks, so I had to sit there with a detailing brush scraping it off. I guess I kinda looked like an idiot standing outside in jeans and a t-shirt washing my car when it was freezing cold, but it needed to be done.

[Phat_99CeliGT]

well, it happened to my celica tonight.

I was at my neices house and her husbands mom called(lives 2 doors down) and said that the neighbor kids were throwing something at the blue car.
MY CELICA!!
I run outside cussing and i notice kids nextdoor run inside, slam the door and turn off the lights.
I walked to the door, banged on it a good loud 5 times and nothing.
I called the police and tolld them to send a car over.
bout 20 minutes later the kids mom gets home. i run over and tell her about it and they walk inside saying "yea, yea, yea".
i told her i called the police and they were on their way. she just looked at me.

The cop go there and i told him what happened. Turned out the cop was an old friend of mine. He went to the house and talked to the kids then came back out to me. Guess it was a 6 yr old, 8 yr old, 11 yr old and a 19 yr old. He asked me what i wanted to do about it. I asked him if he scared the crap outta them and he said he sure did. i told him thats all i want then.

turnes out they were throwing water ballons at my car.

I know its just water ballons, but i didn't know what was in the water ballons. there was ballon pieces and grass and dirt all over the front of my car.

damn kids.