Somebody Must Have Thought They Were Funny Options

[Mystify.]

While I was on my break at work I decided to go out for a drive because I had nothing else to do. I noticed that I still had the register keys, so I went back and dropped them off. Well...to my luck, when I come out of the store, there's a damn egg splattered on the back of my car. I was so pissed off, I didn't know what to do, so I just drove off. Then I came back and told the manager I was going to be late because I was going to wash it off my car. So I went to the car wash and rinsed off my car, and most of the egg wasn't even coming off (since it was around 40 or so, and it froze onto the car I guess). So after work I head straight home and wash my car. The egg somehow found it's way under my spoiler and into the cracks, so I had to sit there with a detailing brush scraping it off. I guess I kinda looked like an idiot standing outside in jeans and a t-shirt washing my car when it was freezing cold, but it needed to be done.

[Yota]

i was on the popular avenue to cruise on one night with a buddy. We were at a stop light next to this p.o.s car. Two gothic dressed kids were in it and one flicked a cigarette (intentionally) into my car. It burned a small hole in my carpet. I got really pissed. They gunned it and I just my distance and was going to follow them to whereever they went. They ended up getting into a left turn lane on the avenue at an intersection..My buddy had a full water bottle that he was drinking from. When we noticed they were stopped I drove by them and had my buddy throw his water bottle at their car. It shattered their window. I was so mad, I don't even know what I was thinking (obviously retaliation crossed my mind, lol). I should have just gotten their tags and called the cops. But it was a good pay off to see their window shattered.

As for the carpet, I was able to clean off most of the black char-marks. The hole is still there, but its not really noticable.