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what do you guys do when your girlfriend comes over or you go to your girlfriends house? we usually just watch movies, but i was wondering what you guys do to have fun.
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We both like the rough life so sometimes we get into a raging fist fight. It usually starts when I enter the door, she screams "WHAT? DID YOU FORGET ABOUT MY RESTRAINING ORDER?" and smashes a champagne bottle on my head. I, in retaliation, pick up a chair from IKEA and shatter it against her back. Those chairs are kind of cheap so they break easy. I tear off my shirt and she roundhouse kicks me in the face which sends me flying into the kitchen where a pot, a big pot, of scorching hot water is waiting for my face. After suffering major third degree burns to my hands and head, i usually like to settle the score with a nice headbutt and a curbstomp, she really enjoys those. I find it particularly pleasing after all this to take it all upstairs and call a truce where she crosses her fingers and pushes me out the window. This is fun because she lives in an apartment and when i fall, it's straight into oncoming traffic. I feel kind of bad tho because sometimes when i land on the hood of a lexus, the people inside scream. But sometimes we just chill and watch a movie.
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