I wish people would stop trying to jack my car, or at least stop trying to destroy mycar Options

[XE_Nathaniel]

OK here we go...LOL

I was crusin around downtown long beach when I had this weird craving for a gallon of Horchata (some kind of mexican rice/cinimon drink that taste danm good). Anyway theres a bum there and since I feel extremly sorry for people (I always give money to those peeps like safe a life foundation and etc.....guess thats the christian in me lol) Well I go buy him a sandwich and a water bottle then I leave.

He comes up to me and says "I need money please give me money..and I need a ride"

I could see he is holding a metal pipe to my Celica.

So then I go in Hulk Kamikaze mode (you know me) and he started to almost bash my spoiler when I kicked him in the balls (I know I know...not below the belt..but aiming for my Celica is like kickin me in the balls). Needless to say, he got owned. I felt sorry for him though so I bought him another sandwich and told him to go to church. What would you of done in that situation?

-Nate

[TiG4]

Ok i have a bum story for you guys. Ok so every day on my way to work I have to get onto the freeway (Loop 610) so there is usually traffic out the ass and the entrance is jam packed so im stuck kinda at the end of where a light starts. Ya know so if i dont move the people at the light behind me dont move. Get it. Ok well anyways. There is this bum that sites there. He calls himself spiderman. He is around 60 and african american. In houston we have wards for the "underpriveleged" people to live in. AKA 3rd ward 4th ward 5th ward. ok so his sign says "I AM SPIDER MAN OF THE 5TH WARD, GIVE ME MONEY OR I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH MY WEB" it is the funniest ****. and he has a gauz bandage around his leg but yet it is on the outside of his jeans and he walks on it. Every morning i have a good 10 minute conversation with the guy. He is really kewl. If i go to McDonalds or somin ill buy him a sandwich and give it to him. BUt he is prlly the funiest guiys i know. He says he makes somin like 4 - 500 a day. I was like ****, i need to be a bum.