 jill020306, IM IT BIICHES |
 Jan 26, 2006 - 12:43 PM
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This was the funniest IM i've had in a while...about 8hrs to be exact. Some of the language is vulgar, and i was just seein how they automated the responses. pretty funny IMO, people in the chat already saw the whole convo, since i posted it as i send em
ConSynX: who are u? jill020306: This is Jill020306, brought to you by the movie "When a Stranger Calls." To read the privacy policy, click here. hey what is going on? ConSynX: wow.... jill020306: i could really chat right now. bobby is such a jerk. ConSynX: yes, yes he is jill020306: oh yes? yes he is? is that right? ConSynX: yes jill020306: so? ConSynX: so jill020306: yes, so? ConSynX: omg u hawt lets sex jill020306: what? ConSynX: lol, this is retarded jill020306: this is retarded, huh? ConSynX: yes jill020306: aha. ConSynX: yea, you know it jill020306: huh. ConSynX: you know this is retarded jill020306: know this is retarded? u think i know this is retarded? ConSynX: **** yea jill020306: i c. u don't like yea? i'll remember that. ConSynX: **** you jill020306: i understand that's a very unkind insult. ConSynX: **** me jill020306: that's a flattering offer... but i'm not really into it, sorry. ConSynX: **** Jill jill020306: that's rather vulgar. ConSynX: **** Jack jill020306: interesting. u don't like jack? i'll remember that. ConSynX: lol, wow... jill020306: i'll say. ConSynX: you'll say what jill020306: i can't be too sure. ConSynX: why jill020306: because... that's the way it is, i suppose. ConSynX: only suppose? jill020306: who knows, know what i mean? ConSynX: no jill020306: fine. that's all very interesting. anyway... wait, he's calling again. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends. ConSynX: it's prob just the dude your babysitting for ConSynX: durrrr jill020306: omg. ConSynX: omFg jill020306: i think he can c me. ConSynX: yea he can...pervert jill020306: omg. omg. ConSynX: get nekked for him jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? ConSynX: it's not, ur being watched jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? ConSynX: get nekked for him jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. ConSynX: no thanks, that sounds pretty gay i'm not into that 2-guy stuff jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. ConSynX: lol, your phone is a 800 number? jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? ConSynX: i'll pass ConSynX: are you dead yet? ConSynX: DIE ConSynX: die jill020306: this whole week has been terrible. ConSynX: u need a backrub? jill020306: he keeps calling and telling me 2 check the children. ConSynX: he wants to make sure they don't when when you make teh sex jill020306: i think i am going crazy. look, all my friends r at a party - u need 2 call me and listen in on this call. ConSynX: hell no jill020306: that a fact? ConSynX: yes jill020306: uh huh, uh huh. ConSynX: it's a fact your gay jill020306: is that really any concern of yours? ConSynX: yes jill020306: i don't think it matters, personally. ConSynX: i do jill020306: do u? ConSynX: **** yea jill020306: yes, i know. ConSynX: do you like to "do it" yourself? jill020306: hmm... i'm not sure how i feel about doing it myself. ConSynX: I hope you got room in your trunk, cuz i'm parkin my bike in it jill020306: u hope i got room in my trunk cuz u r parkin my bike in doing it myself? ok, whatevah. ConSynX: i see you jill020306: good. ConSynX: check the kids jill020306: i might do that. we'll c. hold on. it's the phone. ConSynX: check the kids ConSynX: DOOOO ITTT jill020306: it was him. he asked about the children. ConSynX: yea, go check the kids jill020306: i think he can c me. ConSynX: i c you too jill020306: omg. omg. ConSynX: yeaaaaa baby jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? ConSynX: ah damnit, you looped jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? ConSynX: **** **** **** **** jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. ConSynX: **** **** **** **** jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. ConSynX: **** you jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? ConSynX: **** that ConSynX: **** this ConSynX: **** beans ConSynX: **** chairs jill020306: wait, he's calling again. brb ConSynX: **** you ConSynX: **** jill jill020306: omg. it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children. ConSynX: **** bobby jill020306: i think he can c me. ConSynX: ****....life jill020306: omg. omg. ConSynX: **** squares jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? ConSynX: **** SHOES! jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? ConSynX: shower jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. ConSynX: omg you hott lets sex jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. ConSynX: omg you hott lets sex jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? ConSynX: omg your hot lets sex ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex ConSynX: omg you hott lets sex ConSynX: omg you not hott, i'm paper-baggin it jill020306: brb. phone. i hope it's not that guy. ConSynX: omg you hot i sex ur butthole ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex jill020306: omg. ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex jill020306: i think he can c me. ConSynX: wow, **** this jill020306: omg. omg. ConSynX: you on a constant loop now jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? ConSynX: www.yourgay.com jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? ConSynX: hmmmm jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. ConSynX: 1 jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. ConSynX: 2 jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? ConSynX: 3 ConSynX: 4 ConSynX: 5 ConSynX: 6 jill020306: phone again. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends. ConSynX: 7 ConSynX: 8 jill020306: omg! it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children!!! ConSynX: 1 jill020306: i think he can c me. ConSynX: 1 jill020306: omg. omg. ConSynX: 1 jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? ConSynX: 1 jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? ConSynX: 1 jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. ConSynX: 1 jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. jill020306: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. ConSynX: 1 jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? ConSynX: 1 ConSynX: 2 ConSynX: 3 ConSynX: 4 jill020306: look, this guy keeps calling over here and its starting 2 freak me out ? i think i'm just going crazy. ConSynX: 1 jill020306: he keeps asking me 2 check the children. ConSynX: 1 jill020306: i think he can c me. will u call me? ConSynX: 1 jill020306: what's 1? ConSynX: 2 jill020306: 2? what's 2? ConSynX: buckle my shoe jill020306: what? u want me 2 buckle your shoe? ConSynX: i want you jill020306: how could u... want... that? ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex jill020306: i know that hot lets sex. ConSynX: are you a virgin jill020306: that's none of your business. ConSynX: did it hurt? jill020306: maybe. it depends. ConSynX: were you abused? jill020306: i dunno. so that was fascinating. let's talk about something else. ConSynX: sex? jill020306: hmm... ConSynX: here...what's 020306 jill020306: here what is 020306? ConSynX: where's this movie take place jill020306: i dunno. ConSynX: what kinda sick freak doesn't call to check up on his kids jill020306: i think u know what does not ups on his kids. ConSynX: you ever had Mexican Food? jill020306: i'll have 2 think about that. anyway, what else do u want 2 talk about? ConSynX: food jill020306: cool. what do u have 2 say about food? ConSynX: good jill020306: wonderful. ConSynX: sex jill020306: can we talk about something else? ConSynX: kids? jill020306: what do u think? ConSynX: hmmm, 2 jill020306: what's 2? ConSynX: how many kids we're gonna have jill020306: how many kids we r gonna have? i have no idea. ConSynX: You love Tyna don't cha? jill020306: i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter. ConSynX: but you had sex with her! come on! jill020306: u just don't give up, huh? ConSynX: nope. you give her da buttsex. you love her jill020306: why r u so obsessed with sex? ConSynX: because i saw you jill020306: cuz u saw me? ConSynX: yea, ever since all i think is "OMFG YOU HOTT LETS SEX" jill020306: i'm american. ConSynX: okay jill020306: yes ConSynX: ready to sex? *she went back into the loop here, which i didn't feel like going through again* This post has been edited by Consynx: Jan 26, 2006 - 12:45 PM --------------------  |
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Jan 26, 2006 - 9:37 PM
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no jeez.. its a robot from the movie when a stranger calls
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Consynx jill020306 Jan 26, 2006 - 12:43 PM
playr158 SrPlaYR158: you ****ed consynx?
jill020306: that... Jan 26, 2006 - 12:44 PM Consynx muahahaha Jan 26, 2006 - 12:46 PM shin steve, you're officially tagged as the "c... Jan 26, 2006 - 12:51 PM OrbitalGT95 steve, why does this not suprise me that... Jan 26, 2006 - 12:58 PM ILuvMyCelica95 QUOTE(shin @ Jan 26, 2006 - 12:51 PM... Jan 26, 2006 - 1:11 PM Consynx awww, she winks...wtf i didn't try smiley face... Jan 26, 2006 - 1:22 PM playr158 mmm YES! Jan 26, 2006 - 1:22 PM OrbitalGT95 bahahahahaha tina rocks!! Jan 26, 2006 - 1:23 PM shin muahahahahaha. so funny Jan 26, 2006 - 1:24 PM ILuvMyCelica95 hahahahahaaaaaaaaa i'm getting more action the... Jan 26, 2006 - 1:26 PM Consynx nevar*
you just got sloppy 2nds Jan 26, 2006 - 1:27 PM ILuvMyCelica95 QUOTE(Consynx @ Jan 26, 2006 - 1:27 ... Jan 26, 2006 - 1:29 PM Consynx i'll leave the watchin to this "bobby... Jan 26, 2006 - 1:30 PM Consynx ConSynX: are you dead yet?
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