 Even more things you never knew about..., Chuck Norris |
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- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. - Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72, and the're all posionous. - The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. - Chuck Norris has counted to infinity--Twice. - Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill - There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. - There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. - Chuck Norris not tea bag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. - Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five. I found these in the latest "Stuff" magazine. -------------------- 1991 MR2 - T-tops - Crimson Red - Gen3 3SGTE - Lots of money
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Hanyo whats up with the chuck norris craz?
whats with t... Mar 2, 2006 - 7:40 AM Supersprynt Old news. Mar 2, 2006 - 10:10 AM jayi12-15psi That's sooooo two months ago, I love chuck nor... Mar 2, 2006 - 12:01 PM Jonathan im sick of the chuck norris ****
it aint even funn... Mar 2, 2006 - 12:24 PM 95CelicaST QUOTEEspecially when 16-17 yr olds start saying it... Mar 2, 2006 - 12:27 PM Jonathan nah nah like kids at the mall
i grew up to chuck ... Mar 2, 2006 - 12:28 PM
Sh0gunkid8721 QUOTE(Jonathan @ Mar 2, 2006 - 10:28... Mar 2, 2006 - 5:44 PM jayi12-15psi QUOTEif you all are bored of it then why did you o... Mar 2, 2006 - 1:17 PM 95CelicaST QUOTETo put you in your place, nOOb
n00b? I have ... Mar 2, 2006 - 2:00 PM jayi12-15psi :0 yet the chuck norris facts have thus far eluded... Mar 2, 2006 - 2:06 PM 95CelicaST QUOTE:0 yet the chuck norris facts have thus far e... Mar 2, 2006 - 2:10 PM jayi12-15psi The chuck norris facts have eluded you because thi... Mar 2, 2006 - 2:29 PM 95CelicaST QUOTEThe chuck norris facts have eluded you becaus... Mar 2, 2006 - 3:08 PM jayi12-15psi lol Mar 2, 2006 - 4:47 PM 97sccelica QUOTE(jayi12-15psi @ Mar 2, 2006 - ... Mar 2, 2006 - 9:48 PM  |
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