Even more things you never knew about..., Chuck Norris Options

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- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

- Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72, and the're all posionous.

- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity--Twice.

- Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill

- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

- Chuck Norris not tea bag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

- Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.

I found these in the latest "Stuff" magazine.

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Especially when 16-17 yr olds start saying it when they have no idea who is he really is.

I hope you aren't assuming I am a 16-17 year old kid, cause you would be wrong. Also I hope you aren't implying that I don't know who he is, cause you would be wrong again.

I was simply taking what was in Stuff Magazine and putting it on here, if you all are bored of it then why did you open the thread to read it?

Tila Tequila is on the front. Pretty sure shes hot.