Even more things you never knew about..., Chuck Norris Options

[95CelicaST]

- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

- Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72, and the're all posionous.

- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity--Twice.

- Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill

- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

- Chuck Norris not tea bag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

- Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.

I found these in the latest "Stuff" magazine.

[97sccelica]

if you all are bored of it then why did you open the thread to read it?

To put you in your place, nOOb

To put you in your place, nOOb

n00b? I have been here for a long time now. Over a year. I am in no way a n00b anymore. The n00b title is passed on after about 8 months

man, im the 11th person to join this site

i find the chuck norris stuff hilarious

there are a couple listed in this thread that i never saw until now. keep'em coming