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 Mar 25, 2006 - 9:45 AM
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FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****. Amen  --------------------  |
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Mar 25, 2006 - 12:36 PM
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wow, thats a really really old email chain letter. Havent seen that in a few years.
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gas65 Prayer Mar 25, 2006 - 9:45 AM
Jaws4God hey now Mar 25, 2006 - 12:54 PM CelicaBuddy Hahahhahaha thats awesome Mar 26, 2006 - 1:34 PM Supersprynt QUOTE(Jaws4God @ Mar 25, 2006 - 12:5... Mar 26, 2006 - 4:54 PM axelrduvirage I live by this one.
I’m a man, but I can cha... Mar 27, 2006 - 8:22 AM
1900WattCelica QUOTE(axelrduvirage @ Mar 27, 2006 - 7... Mar 27, 2006 - 11:24 AM devilsden97 i know this isnt a "prayer" but what hap... Mar 27, 2006 - 9:01 AM Supersprynt Did you just censor yourself from saying butt?
It... Mar 27, 2006 - 11:02 AM devilsden97 no the **** was the f word. and no ones in a huff... Mar 27, 2006 - 11:06 AM |
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