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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Nov 6, '03 From Campbellsville, Ky. Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) ![]() |
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****. Amen ![]() -------------------- ![]() |
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Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Mar 3, '05 From Hollywood, FL Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) ![]() |
wow, thats a really really old email chain letter. Havent seen that in a few years.
-------------------- To live, is to suffer
To survive, thats to find meaning, in the suffering.... ![]() |
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