 Do people really like chuck norris? |
 May 1, 2006 - 6:45 PM
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I saw in the 'happy birthday amy' thread a cake with chuck norris, and i was like wtf, who really likes him, so i want to take a poll and see if its just me who thinks hes a wanna be poser of a white bruce lee. So my question is, do you like chuck norris.
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May 4, 2006 - 12:29 AM
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These are the best ones, found here: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. 2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. 3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. 5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. 6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. 7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer 8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. 9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. 10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING |
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bloodrain Do people really like chuck norris? May 1, 2006 - 6:45 PM
bigal004321 every time you masterbate chuck norris punches a m... May 1, 2006 - 6:50 PM x_itchy_b_x i hope chuck norris doesnt see what youve said abo... May 1, 2006 - 6:55 PM Boss-Celica Were not worthy May 1, 2006 - 6:59 PM LewFX chuck went to my college! May 1, 2006 - 7:03 PM thaimiishoe there's news that chuck norris's tears may... May 1, 2006 - 7:04 PM zachattack15 This was so like two months ago. No but really t... May 1, 2006 - 7:16 PM CelicaBuddy who's chuck norris? May 1, 2006 - 8:21 PM
Mynzeyes QUOTE(CelicaBuddy @ May 1, 2006 - 8... May 1, 2006 - 8:28 PM Supersprynt This is Chuck Norris
And whooooooooo can name th... May 1, 2006 - 8:30 PM Boss-Celica Terminator 2, lmao May 1, 2006 - 9:06 PM 3rdgen3s95 Here is a poll for you...who is more washed up...C... May 1, 2006 - 9:43 PM celicurr haha I love the novelty of it... May 1, 2006 - 9:49 PM celi_gt_racer segal's more washed up .... bruce lee is god..... May 1, 2006 - 10:11 PM Mynzeyes QUOTE(celi_gt_racer @ May 1, 2006 - 10... May 1, 2006 - 10:17 PM Supersprynt That joke was mediocre. May 1, 2006 - 10:19 PM fastgt this thread is mediocre May 2, 2006 - 12:06 AM Bigmeanbulldog55 QUOTE(3rdgen3s95 @ May 1, 2006 - 10... May 2, 2006 - 9:46 AM Supersprynt Gourge...as in, George? May 2, 2006 - 10:22 AM Bigmeanbulldog55 QUOTE(Supersprynt @ May 2, 2006 - 11... May 2, 2006 - 1:17 PM BlackCelicaGT94 I love chuck norris - he reminds me of my dad... May 2, 2006 - 1:49 PM ILuvMyCelica95 i put no, cause hes ugly. idontevencare about Chuc... May 2, 2006 - 1:52 PM Boss-Celica QUOTE(ILuvMyCelica95 @ May 2, 2006 - 2... May 2, 2006 - 2:29 PM ILuvMyCelica95 sorry! May 2, 2006 - 2:35 PM Boss-Celica QUOTE(ILuvMyCelica95 @ May 2, 2006 - 3... May 2, 2006 - 2:52 PM madmods Chuck is cool, and just think about this fact. He ... May 3, 2006 - 12:19 AM desertwolf300 These are a ton of one-liners, funny IMO, if you k... May 3, 2006 - 1:41 PM CelicaBuddy ^^^
LOL I dont know the whole chuck norris thing... May 3, 2006 - 6:20 PM bloodrain haha i love those jokes, but chuck norris just see... May 3, 2006 - 6:36 PM dustin15brown you guys may not find this funny, but today during... May 3, 2006 - 9:33 PM celicurr it's funny because it's nothing he intenti... May 3, 2006 - 11:45 PM Boss-Celica What is Chuck Norris had a Celica, imagine how bad... May 4, 2006 - 8:48 AM bloodrain QUOTE(Boss-Celica @ May 4, 2006 - 9... May 4, 2006 - 10:46 AM KAOS When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn... May 4, 2006 - 7:25 PM bloodrain QUOTE(KAOS @ May 4, 2006 - 8:25 PM) ... May 5, 2006 - 10:21 AM ZacMan1987 The best part of waking up isn't Folgers in yo... May 4, 2006 - 8:29 PM Jeremy1210 Chuck norris was an 80's Icon. He got his acti... May 5, 2006 - 8:10 AM |
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