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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25." -------------------- 15PSI - 30MPG - Megasquirt Tuned
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QUOTE(BlackCelicaGT94 @ Aug 14, 2006 - 3:34 PM) [snapback]468885[/snapback] 36C thats it?! she needs some implants. Didnt she know that to be a blonde u must have boobs as big as your head. Didnt she watch baywatch and learn anything?! jk the funny part is, that you, as a blonde seem to have totally missed the punch line ![]() -------------------- 15PSI - 30MPG - Megasquirt Tuned
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QUOTE(lagos @ Aug 14, 2006 - 12:43 PM) [snapback]468890[/snapback] QUOTE(BlackCelicaGT94 @ Aug 14, 2006 - 3:34 PM) [snapback]468885[/snapback] 36C thats it?! she needs some implants. Didnt she know that to be a blonde u must have boobs as big as your head. Didnt she watch baywatch and learn anything?! jk the funny part is, that you, as a blonde seem to have totally missed the punch line ![]() ![]() that made it even funnier -------------------- |
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